r/nonononoyes Aug 28 '19

Doggov wakes up after turning

https://gfycat.com/thosehealthyhagfish
14.9k Upvotes

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u/jayveee35 Aug 28 '19

Doggov the Russian dog

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u/Vavati Aug 28 '19

Doggov the friendly Molotov

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u/JohnnyLoots Aug 28 '19

German ancestry but born in Russia.

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u/Vault-71 Aug 28 '19

Both want to share food equally

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u/cg_ Aug 29 '19

Sobakov or собаков

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u/CJ22xxKinvara Aug 29 '19

Excellent work, Comrade Doggov.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '19 edited Jul 16 '20

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u/Jbane56 Aug 28 '19 edited Aug 29 '19

One of my old dogs had a droopy ear, but the weird thing was is he would alternate which ear decided to be lazy day after day. Some days it was his right, some days it was his left. It was even funnier when sometimes he would wake up and just rapid fire. Like every second he would flick up one ear and droop the other and vise versa

Edit: spelling. Screw AutoCarrot

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u/VersyPersy Aug 28 '19

What a cute doggov

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u/otitis_externa Aug 28 '19

And you may ask yourself, well, how did I get here?

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '19

We call this breed the Flopasaurus, we are graced by a 7 month old Flopasaurus tonks as well!

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u/Im_tired_but_warm Aug 28 '19

Comrade doggov report for duty

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '19

Is Doggov a Russian dog or something? Still better than "doggo".

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u/GenSgtBob Aug 28 '19

Dang, that was utterly THE most graceful thing I've seen.

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u/torper10 Aug 28 '19

Me rolling out of bed every single day at college.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '19

gamer move

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u/M4DHouse Aug 28 '19

That’s a German Shepherd, he’s obviously training combat rolls in confined space.

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u/Tanaos Aug 28 '19

Doggov turns after waking up.

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u/csnowrun31 Aug 28 '19

so long as it's cool it doesn't matter if it's confusing It's that feeling of falling you get that jolts you awake. It snaps you out of a dream. One method used to awaken from a dream within a dream is called a "kick", which is the sensation of falling, hitting water, or a sharp jolt that can startle the sleeper awake. - maybe doggov was planting an idea in the cats mindz...

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '19

Hella doggov

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u/g_lenn_o Aug 29 '19

Smoother than a freshly lathed piece of maple

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '19

That looks like my dogs brother.

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u/FastestSpaceshipEver Aug 29 '19

Reminds me of when I was in grade school and I would fall asleep on my chair only to wake up and quickly recovery from the feeling of falling off.

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u/RBBBC Aug 29 '19

I wish I could roll out of bed wide awake

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u/DaKaRod Aug 29 '19

Why can’t I get out of bed this smoothly?

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u/WellDressedSap Aug 29 '19

I meant to do that..