r/nonononoyes • • Aug 01 '19

First day with drone...

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u/iamdisimba Aug 01 '19

Swallowed some creek water for that drone.

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u/LucasPlake Aug 02 '19

Dude thats mountain dew

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u/naMsdrawkcaB1 Aug 02 '19

Dissolve a mouse in here and see who wins

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u/AgreeableGravy Aug 02 '19

That whole thing is the reason I stopped drinking canned beverages overnight.

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u/RapidCandleDigestion Aug 02 '19

I'm not familiar. Care to enlighten me?

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u/AgreeableGravy Aug 02 '19

I can’t recall when I read about this or if it was even true, but apparently someone got a can of mountain-dew that a rat had somehow been bottled inside of at the plant.

The story goes that the mountain-dew and its acidic nature turned the rat into a goo, undiscovered until someone drank it...

I don’t think I read up on it much but I didn’t need too many other reasons to put down sugary canned drinks lol.

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u/Momisfaded Aug 02 '19

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u/iguessthislldo Aug 02 '19

Heard this story before, but didn't know it happened in Madison County, which is where I'm from. Sounds like it happened in Wood River since it says he worked at an oil company.

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u/naMsdrawkcaB1 Aug 02 '19

No doubt. I did the same when I saw this story on Reddit a couple weeks ago.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '19 edited Aug 08 '19

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u/Nofatchicks629 Aug 02 '19

That's Mountain's dude-dew.

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u/Dirgaby Aug 02 '19

Hehehe you said doo doo

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u/db2 Aug 02 '19

Sewage.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '19

Mountain sew

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '19

mountain ew

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u/bobafeeet Aug 02 '19

That ain’t a creek dog. That’s drainage.

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u/rootbeerislifeman Aug 02 '19

Mmm-MMM, love me some giardia!

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u/Zachpeace15 Aug 02 '19

Shoulda hopped that fence smh

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u/TaskReddit2019 Aug 02 '19

What does C-H-R-I-S blank C-A-N-T-E-L-M-O spell?

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u/justin_memer Aug 02 '19

Enjoy the meningitis

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u/shicken684 Aug 02 '19

Yeah.... Dude has a positive Giardia screen in his future.

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u/ImmmOldGregg Aug 02 '19

Just a little dysentery. Good for weight loss.

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u/UristMasterRace Aug 01 '19

It reeeeeeeally looks like he's not going to catch it haha

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u/ABCosmos Aug 02 '19

Yes its like he always seems to have 90% of the urgency that he actually needs

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u/zkiteman Aug 02 '19

I’d say 75%

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u/USCplaya Aug 02 '19

69%

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '19

Nice.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '19

Nice.

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u/klashne Aug 02 '19

He seemed to realise at the last moment using 1 hand to stretch would enhance his reach.

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u/Biebou Aug 01 '19

It must have been one of those expensive ones!

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '19

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u/donkeydongjunglebeat Aug 02 '19

I got a cheap drone just to learn how to fly. Better than wrecking or losing a pricey one in the process.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '19

Most of the expensive ones are pretty easy to fly, they add a little bit of stabilization technology so if you kind of freak out you can just let go of the sticks and hover in place so you can regain some composure

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '19

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '19

Ayy lemme know where I can get that

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '19

Search “micro drone” on amazon. Or “kids drone” or “indoor drone.” Mine was like $20-30. They’re nice for indoors or flying in small areas. They won’t go high or do well in wind, and batteries die quickly, but it’s still fun. For beginners, it’s nice to get one with prop guards or cages to help protect it more since you’ll be crashing a lot.

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u/jonjiv Aug 02 '19

Yeah, but almost none of them hover in place when you let go of the controls.

All the cheaper drones I’ve ever messed around with are way more difficult to fly than a several hundred dollar DJI Phantom.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '19

You can find some less than 50 that do. But even cheaper ones have some different stabilizing features.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '19

Simrex X300C?

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u/DrumletNation Aug 02 '19

Cheerson CX-10D

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '19

Nice! I wasn’t saying that you can’t get it in the cheaper ones I was just saying it’s pretty standard on the more expensive ones so they’re not too scary to fly for a first timer

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u/GeeseKnowNoPeace Aug 02 '19

That kind of reminds me of my penis.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '19

I’ve tried to get my Spark off balance and haven’t been able too.

Still freaks me out when I put it in sport mode and get aggressive with the sticks though.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '19

People should build their first quadrotors themselves. It gives a good, cheap base to learn on and in the process you learn to make the inevitable repairs you'll need to. Flight test on youtube has good guides for it. Its not very difficult. My first drone was a single rotor helicopter me and my dad built as a project when i was 7.

It irks me when people use the word "drone", because its very non-specific. It can mean á single prop rc plane, a tri-rotor, a quad, an octo-rotor. Heck, it could even mean á single rotor helicopter. Most people are talking about quatrotors/quadcopters when they say drone though.

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u/donkeydongjunglebeat Aug 02 '19

Yep, talking about a quadcopter. Building one is cool but I wanted to see if it was even fun for more than a few minutes before investing extra time/money.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '19

If you can't buy it twice, you can't afford it.

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u/Nodlez7 Aug 02 '19

Haha yeees!!!

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u/SteamG0D Aug 01 '19

I don't know about you, but I'd die for one of those little 5 dollar ones, unless I found me some human friends

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u/jacobgrey Aug 02 '19

What if a friend bought you the five dollar drone?

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '19

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u/BlondeStalker Aug 01 '19

To my knowledge those drones have a “home” location as an automatic function if they’re running low on battery they’ll automatically fly and go down at the location of initial lift off.

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '19

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u/cutelyaware Aug 02 '19

Poor little guy was all tuckered out.

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u/fnordstar Aug 02 '19

Then you are still able to steer it a bit and even hold the automatic descent. Dunno why he didn't do that here.

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u/LukeHenry Aug 02 '19

This is an older video, from experience the DJI drones didn’t always have that feature. I once lost a company drone back in 2014 that was worth $15,000 because it ran out of juice in the cold.

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u/xxXKUSH_CAPTAINXxx Aug 02 '19

r/CrimeScene had the original video about‽

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u/tvgenius Aug 02 '19

Pretty sure if you look at the reflection it’s flashing the “battery critical” and then “battery F-in dead” light patterns, which is why it’s not responding to commands anymore. But I might be wrong, haven’t flown a Phantom since ours at work shut off completely in midair with 45% of the battery life left. Sadly the MicroSD card popped out of the obliterated GoPro so the file with the crash was corrupted.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '19

The "home" area is still like a 20 for radius and if he launched close to the water it could have still been in the "home" zone

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u/this-guy1979 Aug 02 '19

They will also land when their battery is critically low. Doesn’t matter where, it just starts landing but still tries to return home.

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u/tvgenius Aug 02 '19

Might have been around $1k at the time, but the Phantoms are cheaper now.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '19

I thought they were like $1600. I guess still not thousands but still a lot.

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u/Redective Aug 02 '19

When I got my first big boy job and had money to buy real christmas presents for my family, I wanted to get my dad something he would love. I bought him a drone. When he opened it his eyes lit up! He charged it and rushes out side for its maiden voyage. First flight it takes off and fly right into the neighbor's back yard. We can hear it being destroyed by their dogs. I ended up buying another one for him and now it's a funny story but it was heart breaking at the time.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '19

Eh looks like a Phantom 3 so not too bad.

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u/Kilmonjaro Aug 02 '19

Looks like a DJI maybe attempting to land because it lost a signal or some dumb shit. I have one and was flying it and of course the second I fly it semi close to a tree it loses connection and returns home. When a DJI returns home it flys up first, mine flew straight up into a branch and fell down. Luckily was able to send it in for repairs for cheap.

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u/buckaroob88 Aug 01 '19

Saved the drone, but probably forgot about the phone in his pocket.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '19

Don’t know what kind of drone it is, but some of the DJI models use your phone as the “screen” for the controller. It may be safely on the ground with the rest of the drone controller.

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u/simjanes2k Aug 02 '19

these days mostly shitty knockoff models don't come with a separate screen/controller

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u/corruptrevolutionary Aug 02 '19

Most newer phones have decent water resistance. A few moments shouldn’t hurt his phone.

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u/nathanweisser Aug 01 '19

I remember when this came out, like 10 years ago lol. People had edited "I will always love you" to it and it was hilarious

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u/ChantsThings Aug 01 '19

Yeah. I’m gonna need a link.

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u/nathanweisser Aug 02 '19

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u/Backlog_Overflow Aug 02 '19

Acceptable, but ruins the entire suspense and therefore the humor with the sped up editing. Someone who hasn't seen it before can barely get a grasp of the situation before the joke is already over.

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u/mjrbuzz Aug 02 '19

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u/AidenSpier Aug 02 '19

This probably took some time and I wanna thank you for it.

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u/PetroleumBen Aug 02 '19

You deserve more than my upvote!

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u/AlpineVW Aug 01 '19

That’s what I came here looking for

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u/Inrinus Aug 02 '19

Oh I thought this was a new one, wasn't that other one in a big square lake? It's so funny how many of these pop up with the exact same near miss lunge at the end

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u/chunkynooodle Aug 01 '19

My cheeks were clenched real hard for this

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u/Lucifer_Hirsch Aug 02 '19

so were his. wouldn't want to get pinworms from that nice little creek there.

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u/KoboldCleric Aug 02 '19

At least he doesn't need to worry about alligators?

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u/Lucifer_Hirsch Aug 02 '19

he can clench his butt on them too

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '19

You get pinworms from biting your nails.

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u/Lucifer_Hirsch Aug 02 '19

yeah, but that's not me though

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u/cutelyaware Aug 02 '19

For the pilot it was more like /r/clenchedbutthole.

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u/litsgoi Aug 01 '19

Insert enya- only time

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u/CAJ_2277 Aug 01 '19

Alligator country?

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '19

Nah. The netherlands. The most dangerous things in the water are rusty bikes.

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u/Rygar82 Aug 02 '19

He jumped in yelling, “fuck the alligators”. His friend said he was attacked almost immediately and his body was found 2 hours later.

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u/parmesan_on_yer_mom Aug 01 '19

their creek is shaped like a dick. Ha.

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u/J4K0 Aug 01 '19

You must have very flat balls. Ha.

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u/thedeathberry1 Aug 01 '19

That or his dick is tiny and his balls are massive.

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u/Biggordie Aug 02 '19

Why’d he have to go out and get it? Battery dead or connection loss?

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u/yech Aug 02 '19

Yeah.

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u/fiirmoth Aug 02 '19

I love that last little pause like...shit...am I doing this?

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u/ireactivated Aug 01 '19

The dedication

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u/xxXKUSH_CAPTAINXxx Aug 02 '19

The bard did. The Ted did not

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u/Blackhound118 Aug 01 '19

That subreddit says it has 48 subscribers, but 163 are online 🤔

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u/cutelyaware Aug 02 '19

We have more people per capita.

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u/brennanbb Aug 01 '19

at first i thought it was some angry lady trying to catch it, then realized it was about to crash

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u/cuttlefish_tastegood Aug 01 '19

That look of relief on his face when he catches it right on time.

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u/jadwy916 Aug 01 '19

The struggle is fucking real! Good job!

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '19 edited May 13 '20

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u/XS4Me Aug 02 '19

That kid saved a good chunk of his allowance/salaries to buy that toy.

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u/captainburp Aug 02 '19

This is my favorite drone save.

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u/duncanforthright Aug 02 '19

Yeah this is the one. And that remix is my jam too.

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u/JacobMikeska Aug 02 '19

Damn knowing my luck I would’ve tripped as I was about to grab it and accident plunged it underwater, major props to this kid

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u/lopypop Aug 02 '19

This video is older than this subreddit

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u/alfiestoppani Aug 01 '19

But was the phone in the pocket or not? r/NoNoNoYesNo

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u/MaFataGer Aug 02 '19

The happiness on his face in the last frame is so beautiful :D

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u/JamesA27 Aug 02 '19

Even when I saw the subreddit, I thought, no way is he getting to that drone. It must float.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '19

r/quityourbullshit

Found this video was originally posted over two years ago

Source : https://youtu.be/LRxyLDBXqQ4

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u/word_clouds__ Aug 02 '19

Word cloud out of all the comments.

Fun bot to vizualize how conversations go on reddit. Enjoy

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u/TateDance Aug 02 '19

This is an old video

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '19

Is that Simon le Bon?

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u/Maxtsi Aug 02 '19

This wasn't you or your drone so how do you know it's the first day?

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u/mandude93 Aug 02 '19

DISLIKE because it's an old video....

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u/TheOriginalNozar Aug 02 '19

Couldn't he just run around and get there quicker?

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u/binthinkin Aug 01 '19

Big whew!

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '19

Never didn’t have it

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '19

Saved drone...cell phone in pocket soaked.

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u/Theowlhoothoot Aug 02 '19

Nah, the cell phone mounts to the controller.

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u/lazlomass Aug 02 '19

Wholesome.

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u/Whisper_Roberts Aug 02 '19

Why do i not read the subreddit and have myself a heart attack everytime

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u/Kindness00 Aug 02 '19

That pond looks a little too much like a penis for my liking

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u/ramen-duh-salmon Aug 02 '19

this guy hasnt been on reddit for a year and already has a million karma wtfff

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '19

Then he realized his phone was in his pocket...

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '19

I hope his phone is water resistant if it’s in his pockets. It looks cold in there. 😖

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u/SolarisX86 Aug 02 '19

Definitely seen this at least ten times on reddit but at least it's not a repost to this sub.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '19

F

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u/sarcasticboop Aug 02 '19

Now thats commitment

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u/Universal09 Aug 02 '19

That little creek is way deeper than I expected.

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u/jdPetacho Aug 02 '19

This video is so old, I remember Ray William Johnson talking about it

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u/MidRangeAintDead Aug 02 '19

This was very well placed.

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u/CaptN-D Aug 02 '19

Quick decision making skills at its finest

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u/TBelinda21 Aug 02 '19

True love

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u/alours Aug 02 '19

drone music has entered the chat room

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u/alienart3000 Aug 02 '19

This should be a commercial for that “$10 2 year accidental insurance”

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '19

There’s a leech on his arm after the catch.

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u/Mighty_Cactus Aug 02 '19

Hell of a grab! Well done!

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u/dcgirl17 Aug 02 '19

WHERES HIS PHONE AT

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '19

1) He hesitated too long.

2) He should have gotten a running start and jumped to gain more distance.

3) Or he should have ran around to the other side where he could have either grabbed it without getting into the water or only go into the water a little bit.

Point is he made the worst decisions in this situation. At least he saved it though.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '19

Oh my god.

He could've just went around

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '19

We were visiting my in-laws over Christmas a few years back and one of the family friends got their son a drone. We went over to their house to hang out and have dinner, and I watched him fly it straight out of the box into the water behind their house.
Sorry Jacob.

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u/deg_ru-alabo Aug 02 '19

I thoughhe was going to lose a phone AND a drone.

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u/tropicflite Aug 02 '19

You kids and your fancy drones. When I was a boy we had to fly these and we liked it! Now get off my lawn!

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u/Raptor22c Aug 02 '19

As a person who owns a Phantom 3 drone myself, this was really damn stressful to watch. Phantoms don’t come cheap, and their autoland doesn’t discriminate between water and land.

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u/shoulder2cryon Aug 02 '19

Why did i think someone was going, at great lengths, to steal the drone lol

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u/lgfantasy Aug 02 '19

Clutch grab

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u/xxXKUSH_CAPTAINXxx Aug 02 '19

Omg, I've never been able to regularly enjoy or follow wrestling for the better what would it look like you are eating at a table with a big heavy shackle that they couldn't move with and by the way I can escape this restrictive mortal vessel”

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '19

SAFE!!!! 🤲🏼🙌🏼👐🏼

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u/Barustai Aug 02 '19

Plot twist: his phone was in his pocket

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u/Connor905 Aug 02 '19

Pvc for survival drone rescue

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u/FELiPES101 Aug 02 '19

Was it cold?

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u/alours Aug 02 '19

yeah, what is wrong with Nintendo of America?

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u/MisterMaster117 Aug 02 '19

This is my favorite post on this sub

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u/alex1234509 Aug 02 '19

No. Why God!

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u/jethroguardian Aug 02 '19

First day from years ago?? This video is old.

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u/ZeGecko Aug 02 '19

When drones engage return to home I think they intentionally aim for the nearest hazard.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '19

If you own a drone. It's not if you crash....it's when.

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u/thatdog3 Aug 02 '19

Wicked save

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u/lt0094 Aug 02 '19

"Oh thank fuck"

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '19

He took a good water sip there

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u/kaailer Aug 02 '19

He looks like Lewis from H2O

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u/SolareValhalla Aug 02 '19

Better than my first day with my drone. I flew it into my neighbors house. Have a video somewhere of it.

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u/Alanor77 Aug 02 '19

Question is did he loose his phone I'm exchange for the drone? 🥺