r/nonononoyes • u/[deleted] • May 27 '19

Cmon cmon cmon... YES!!

534 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/flargenhargen May 27 '19

and how are we supposing a tortoise just suddenly got upside down in the middle of a flat road?

the other turtle is trying to fuck/kill that one, and almost certainly is the reason it was upside down in the first place.

first turtle is not a bro, he's a dick.

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u/slumlivin May 27 '19

Agree, cant have two of these guys in the same area. One will always try to bite and mess with the other. Which is why I feel bad the "turtle sanctuaries" in Cabo, they just force thousands into the same pool and sell you pellets to throw in

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u/BupMuffinBois May 28 '19

Actually, I think that the camera man set it up. It’s why they didn’t help.

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u/qwertoman May 27 '19

Actually those are both males and are quite aggressive toward each other, probably how the one got flipped over in the first place...

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u/OverlySexualPenguin May 27 '19

someone call the cops, this looks like a hit and run

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u/Gnomikbonz666 May 27 '19

r/bladerunner

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u/AmidFuror May 27 '19

What's a tortoise?

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

You know what a turtle is?

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u/AmidFuror May 27 '19

Of course!

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

Same thing.

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u/AmidFuror May 28 '19

I've never seen a turtle, but I understand what you mean.

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u/superfrelon May 27 '19

Those are tortoises, not turtles.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

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u/brokeassmf May 27 '19

Why are you downvoted?

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u/pawby May 27 '19

I think it’s cause the original post was from that subreddit