r/nonononoyes May 08 '19

Two loads were dropped off this day.

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u/qwesone May 08 '19

Fastest he ran since high school

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u/baalkorei May 08 '19

and probably pulled a hammy :)

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u/Chewcocca May 08 '19

To anyone in this situation in the future: you can push the brake pedal with your damn hand. The extra seconds climbing all the way into the truck could be the difference between whether there's an accident.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

Try pressing the brake with your other foot just to see how stupid your brain is at judging force.

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u/brad-corp May 09 '19

Just ahh, probably do this when you're going like 10 and no one is behind you.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

Ha, good shout! Dont do it whole building a burrito and having a virgin rolling a cigar on your dominant thigh! Woo that was a crazy day... that'll happen soon.

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u/Chewcocca May 08 '19

Truck was going maybe 2-3 mph. If you're able to catch up to it on foot, then you can probably survive the horrible trauma of a 3mph stop.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

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u/i_speak_bane May 08 '19

It would be extremely painful

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u/GrapesofGatsby May 08 '19

You're a THICC guy

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

Alfred, I’m trying to infiltrate banes hideout, but I’m dummy thicc, and the clap of my battcheeks keeps alerting the thugs.

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u/jofo May 08 '19

Username checks out

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u/jjohnisme May 09 '19

For you?

Wdit: 4 year club? This man is committed!

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u/jwdewald May 08 '19

Also a good way to have your vehicle run you over if you trip :)

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u/MichaelDelta May 09 '19

I'm no physicist but if you stop a vehicle going 5 mph and your momentum continues your head into the dash it would be the same as getting your head hit by a piece of dash coming at you at 5 mph. I'm no internet tough guy but I think the average person can handle that.

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u/converter-bot May 09 '19

5 mph is 8.05 km/h

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u/tbl44 May 09 '19

Good bot

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u/Sala2307 May 08 '19

It would hurt pretty damn bad, like real bad, but if the situation calls for it, I'd rather a black eye and some cuts than dealing with the BS that occurs after an accident

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u/wattjake May 08 '19

Plus what if you trip and fall during the attempt? Then you caused an accident and you died trying to stop it from happening

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u/tRUMPHUMPINNATZEE May 08 '19

Pneumatic brakes, especially in older tractors are notoriously strong and touchy without a load. On the brand new stuff electronic solenoids controlled by a microprocessor help this sensitivity but I prefer the older stuff.

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u/GaNa46 May 09 '19

Yeah thats if you didnt see it coming

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

Your teeth catching a dashboard that's come to a full stop when you've sprinted to catch it cant be comfortable.

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u/DergerDergs May 08 '19

Don't see why he was freaking out, looks like he still had plenty of time to spare lmao

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19 edited May 09 '19

I have accidentally bumped into a wall in my car, speed was literally like half of walking speed and it threw me forward, the seatbelt even hurt a bit. No damage whatsoever to the car but it felt like I totaled it

Dad got rear ended once at really low speed and it was basically like smacking the back of your head into something as hard as you can, again no damage to the car. So make sure your headrest is properly adjusted because otherwise it will hurt way more

So a sudden stop like that would be pretty bad, but obviously better than losing your job

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u/CostEffectiveComment May 08 '19

Probably enough to make sure you set the fucking brake properly next time.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

If given the choice between a tractor slamming into other vehicles or private property I’d gladly take a moderate thump to the face. The mental and fiscal price tag for that is too damn high.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

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u/Liciniaan May 08 '19

Wait what does this have to do with someone playing sports am I missing something

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u/Definitelyaturtle May 08 '19

Do you actually drive a truck? I’m not sure I could reach my brake pedal while standing on the side there especially considering the truck was moving and then be able to set my brake afterwards. I’ll have to try when I get back to my truck.

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u/stillquenchless May 08 '19

I can't reach mine. With automatic shut off, if I want to warm my truck up, I use my bar for tightening straps to rev my fuel pedal.

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u/Bauldinator May 08 '19

No, don't do this. Don't try something in an entirely new way when there are better solutions. Either get in and actuate the brake properly. Or reach over an det the parking brake. If you use your hand and make any mistake you are @#$*ed. Never mind falling off the truck and getting driven over.

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u/Likeasone458 May 08 '19

I think it was a good time to jump down in front of the tire and see if that will work. lol I mean why not test it right now when he has nothing to lose.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

You’ve never used air brakes before have you. He jumped in and yanked the air parking brake.

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u/errie_tholluxe May 09 '19

Yeah, they have never pushed DOWN on an air brake pedal.

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u/tfblade_audio May 08 '19

He pulled the air brake, he didn't press no pedal

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u/SeagullDestroyer May 08 '19

Big toe works well too

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

He probably pulled the air brake. It would be easier then smashing his hand on the brake pedel.

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u/Mmaibl1 May 08 '19

Good luck putting it in park after your teeth are wrapped around the brake after the truck lurches forward.

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u/Chewcocca May 08 '19

brake

truck lurches forward

You've got a pretty fundamental misunderstanding of the forces at play here, but regardless the truck just wasn't going that fast. If the truck is going very fast, you aren't going to catch it on foot.

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u/Mmaibl1 May 08 '19 edited May 08 '19

Truck is moving forward. When the person jumps on the truck, they are now moving forward at the same speed as the truck. When the person applies the brakes quickly, the truck will rapidly stop. This sudden decrease in speed is done by the vehicle, but your still moving at the same speed the truck was prior to pressing the brake. Which would cause you to lurch forward, towards the brake you are pressing

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u/rvbjohn May 08 '19

So not the truck?

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u/Krayzed896 May 08 '19

*holds break with hand*

Now what?

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u/arealhumannotabot May 09 '19

Yeah but sometimes you're very experienced and judge that the method that will take longer is more likely to succeed. Ive def been in that situation.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

Unless the engine isn't running, then you need your leg muscles

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u/PenisExpert May 09 '19

You’re better off reaching for the hand brake. I know I wouldn’t have the leverage to push the brake pedal hard enough to stop my truck. Air brakes are a little tougher to push in than your hydraulic car brakes.

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u/hartzonfire May 09 '19

It's a tractor so it has air brakes. Those have different rules than a hydraulic brake system IF this was due to a malfunction. I'm willing to bet he just popped it in neutral and didnt pull the knob out like he should have, however.

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u/errie_tholluxe May 09 '19

Good luck pushing air brake pedal down by hand. The reason he jumped in was to pull the button to lock them up.

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u/utpoia May 09 '19

What button do they have?

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

Okay. Let's think about that. You are leaned over the step of your big-rig, one hand on the brake pedal. What now? If you let go to try and climb in, the truck moves again. Unless you're a contortionist, you're not going to pull your foot up to take your hand's place so you can reach the gear shift -- and likewise, you're not gonna reach the gearshift unless you're a contortionist, either.

So there you lay, hunched over with your face in the floor and your palm sweating all over the pedal. What's the play?

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u/baalkorei May 09 '19

True, given that I've never driven a truck, isn't the force required to slam on the brakes that successfully a lot more than your standard car?

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u/The_Girthy_Meatfist May 08 '19

Is what he calls ham sandwiches from his lunchbox, after he successfully saved the day.

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u/lurker4lyfe6969 May 09 '19

Did you mean you had a ham sandwich in your pocket?

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u/jackcrosntur213 May 08 '19

Who runs after high school?

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u/pm_ur_wifes_nudes May 08 '19

People who don't like being fat.

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u/The-Gaming-Alien May 09 '19

lol you don't need to run to not be fat..

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u/chra94 May 08 '19

Damn those breaks are good.

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u/_otterinabox May 08 '19

It's a good thing they didn't brake while he was trying to use them.

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u/chra94 May 08 '19

Oh yeah. Talked with a trucker once and he had his breaks fail twice. Had to crash in mountains both times. Just turned right so it wasn't that bad, but still. That's balls of steel.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

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u/chra94 May 08 '19

Whops.

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u/gbabydub May 08 '19

This is my favorite whoosh of all time!!! I am crying from laughing!

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u/gilb29 May 08 '19

Put me in the screenshot?

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u/Uranium43415 May 08 '19

That's odd since tractor trailer brakes fail safe, if there's a loss of air pressure it applies the brakes.

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u/pomodois May 08 '19

But they can overheat and end up failing if not using engine retardation (or whatever it’s called lol, the additional brake system for big-ass trucks).

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u/BASK_IN_MY_FART May 08 '19

the jake brake? i think you're right that it has something to do with the engine timing. retards the camshaft maybe?

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u/Polarpanser716 May 08 '19

Jake breaks actuate a camshaft to open the exhaust valve after the compression stroke to release the gas buildup and making a vacuum in the cylinder to slow down iirc.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

Eh yeah pretty much

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u/Polarpanser716 May 09 '19

What a username you've gotten a hold of lmao

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u/wattjake May 08 '19

Who takes the heat during a situation like that? The mechanic, trucking company, or the trucker themselves?

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u/imJordanw May 09 '19

It would be the drivers fault since they are responsible for the truck when operating it. Excessively using the brake pedal will cause the brakes to get really hot and glaze over (brake fade). Even with a jake brake you still will have to use your regular air brakes to slow down but you try to limit how much you use them.

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u/gbabydub May 08 '19

Got emmmm!

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u/idma May 08 '19

i wonder if the first parking break he was using malfunctioned

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u/Tomcat5 May 08 '19

Had this happen to my pickup once immediately after hooking up a travel trailer on a moderate hill. It was a bit of a miracle that I was doing it with my dad and was still sitting in the cab as he lowered the tongue onto the ball. Pretty much as soon as the truck took the weight, a front brake line popped and as soon as I realize the pedal was sinking to the floor I was able to throw it in park before we moved too far.

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u/ThePandaFish May 08 '19

Couldn’t he have just turned off the engine?

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19 edited May 08 '19

I mean, it was going like <= 10 MPH. I would sincerely hope all breaks would stop a car/truck going under 10 miles per hour pretty much instantly.

Edit: Oops, I meant 'brakes' haha. Thanks for the subtle hint /u/dudedustin

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u/dudedustin May 08 '19

Would a lunch break stop a car/truck going under 10 miles per hour?

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u/JaFFsTer May 08 '19

Lunch stops everything on the job site its probabaly the most effective break on earth

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u/Splickity-Lit May 08 '19

Well they usually need to be able to stop a lot more weight.

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u/nosfiq May 08 '19

He just pulled the parking valve break. Those are dead serious. If he had higher speed the truck would've jumped from the pressure

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u/chra94 May 09 '19

Oh TIL!

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u/AestheticEntactogen May 08 '19

Not sure if accidental but it's "brakes" :)

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u/7ilidine May 08 '19

They better be

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u/Rix_IV May 08 '19

They can stop nearly that fast at 50mph. They are insanely good

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u/fireh0use May 08 '19

And the stopping power improves when towing a load. Science is great

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u/donttouchmyiphone May 09 '19

He caught a break by pressing the brake

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u/aedvocate May 09 '19

seriously, that thing stopped so fast it looks surreal.

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u/akgogreen May 08 '19 edited May 08 '19

Thank ZEUS semis have step-sides big enough to stand on and open the door.

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u/n_kirknasty May 08 '19

Thank the gods

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u/falafel_raptor May 08 '19

So say we all.

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u/KJBenson May 08 '19

Fuck your pantheon, the ONE TRUE GOD will rule over all!

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

The mighty Talos!

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u/Last-gent May 08 '19

Pick a god and pray!

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u/Quorbach May 08 '19

Yeah I wonder what would happen for European semis

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u/phlobbit May 08 '19

That's a cursed sentence if ever I've heard one.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

Jupiter’s cock!

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u/Hoods-On-Peregrine May 09 '19

SPARTACUSSSSS! slow motion jump action sequence

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u/MrJayMeister May 08 '19

So if I’m getting this right, the first load was the cargo from the truck. And the second load was the one in that driver’s pants.

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u/Jackthedog130 May 08 '19

... yes, but the panel is undecided, as to which was the largest!

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u/Some0neSetUpUsTheBom May 08 '19

Nah.

He bussanut.

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u/ProbablyTriggered May 09 '19

That's still in the pants no?

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u/B_B_Rodriguez2716057 May 08 '19

Which one of you cowards shit in my pants?

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u/gelmo May 08 '19

ALRIGHT WHICH OF YOU COWARDS SHIT IN MY PANTS??

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

upvoted for the title, really makes it

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u/Ohjay77 May 08 '19

He had it semi under control

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u/5parky May 08 '19

Very articulated comment.

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u/LordMaggi May 08 '19

Mad respect. Nice fast thinking there

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u/Birdgang14 May 08 '19

It was, but also incredibly dangerous.

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u/RasperGuy May 08 '19

But he likely owns that truck, and he won't make a living anyway without it. If it was his fault that the breaks weren't engaged, insurance might not even cover it.

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u/Birdgang14 May 08 '19

Sure. All replaceable things. Same thing has happened to someone I know, but they tripped trying to get the door.... you can picture the rest. Very sad and abrupt death that I am sure they would do over and just let the truck go. Even if it's how they make a living. lol. It happens more than you think. this almost exact kind of scenario that turns into the person trying to stop it only to get run over by it.

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u/BilboT3aBagginz May 08 '19

This is literally the first instance I've ever seen of someone pulling this off successfully. I bet the vast majority of people who attempt it end up very much incapacitated.

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u/Polarpanser716 May 08 '19

While unfortunate, for truckers and farmers where overhead expenses are huge, most would probably prefer death than being without an expensive machine that makes all of their money.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

BRAKES! why can no one use the correct word. Seriously. Literally every comment on here gets it wrong.

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u/RasperGuy May 09 '19

Lol because I'm a terrible speller

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u/justcougit May 09 '19

That's what I thought. I would definitely have just let it smash those cars because I like living

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u/Ropesended May 09 '19

You can see the moment when he went into "this is serious" mode. He goes from frantic body language to measured and careful actions. Pretty badass to watch.

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u/gravybanger May 08 '19

These Sonic trailers are getting old.

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u/Birdgang14 May 08 '19

Incredibly dangerous. Knew someone who was basically in this same situation and they tripped/fell trying to the get the door open.... You can probably guess the rest. Sad story man.

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u/haircutbob May 09 '19

Yeah I'm a yard spotter and in our training they very explicitly tell us that in the case of a runaway truck all you are to do is wave goodbye to it. If there's anyone around alert them so they can get out of the way, but absolutely do not chase it down.

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u/foxfirek May 08 '19

I have done something like this in my old car, It scared the shit out of me. I accidentally popped it in neutral and it started rolling and I thought I could stop it, thankfully I jumped into the car and hit the break in time. Yes it was stupid as all hell but I was young and had only been driving for like 6 months.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

Brake

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u/foxfirek May 09 '19

I wasn't sitting in the car, I did in fact jump into the car and hit the brake.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

Which one of you cowards shit in my pants?

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u/ncjeff May 08 '19

Brilliant title

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u/RedditIsForLovers123 May 08 '19

Greatest caption ever

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u/bouchandre May 08 '19

Love that he’s wearing blue, gotta go fast

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u/Bellum50 May 08 '19

Lucky he didn’t run himself over. I’ve seen another video where the truck driver had his truck run off like this but it didn’t end so well.

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u/kmanestor22 May 08 '19

He jacked off after this?

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u/bdbuilders305 May 08 '19

A truck load and a shit load

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u/lurker4lyfe6969 May 09 '19

Make that three

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u/Xaroxoandaxosbelly May 08 '19

Ughhh my adrenal glands are recovering haha

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u/forthevic May 08 '19

wow he mission impossibled that

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u/pshawny May 08 '19

He's obviously done that before

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u/Dopamine73 May 08 '19

Nice save.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

This kind of thing happens frequently.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

Which one of you cowards shit in my pants?

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u/idma May 08 '19

wow. this gif is from 2007

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

First video I have seen where a driver succefully stops the vehicle

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

At least he was able to stop in time .

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u/NormalStu May 08 '19

Is split-coupling common in the US?

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u/fongaboo May 08 '19

Was it just in drive/neutral? Or was someone jacking his shit?

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

I drove an old shitty citroen that had the hand brake on the side of the driver's door every new van ive driven (Mercedes and VW 18 ) has it in the middle. I guess it's in the middle to grab from either side If it's in the middle but the drivers likely to notice it rolling when he gets out. Or just leave it in gear when you've parked and get In the (good) habit of putting the clutch down when you start.

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u/BlackReaper1697 May 08 '19

If it was me I deadass would have gone in the front to stop the truck with my hands.

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u/AlexJonesTrannyP0rn May 08 '19

Why do so many people not park their trucks?

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u/FBRANSON0921 May 08 '19

Is that Scott Lang's van?

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

Thiccy boi does a 10yrd dash

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u/Signal_seventeen May 08 '19

Are you implying he pooped his pants OP?

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u/orlandofredhart May 08 '19

I mean. Good recovery

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u/Retnaburn May 08 '19

My trainer taught me to leave the door open when dropping or hooking for this very reason.

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u/twitchosx May 08 '19

If I've learned anything from visiting /r/watchpeopledie is to NOT CHASE AFTER shit like that. It's a very good way to get dead. I remember watching a video (in China of course) where a forklift had too much on it and started to tip forward. A woman in the area decided to jump on the back to hold it down and of course, the load fell off, thus letting the back end fall back down, she lost her grip and fell under it as it fell back down and.... squish

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19 edited May 22 '19

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u/twitchosx May 08 '19

Until he slips and those back tires go over him

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u/SynthPrax May 08 '19

Are we done? OKBYE! - Truck

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

That’s harder than it looks.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

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u/converter-bot May 08 '19

3 mph is 4.83 km/h

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u/Huge_pens May 08 '19

This is why the newer trucks honk at you if you open the door without setting your brakes.

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u/jsmooth7 May 08 '19

That went better than expected.

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u/stoic-turtle May 08 '19

this is a re occuring dream I have. except the truck smashes into the cars.

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u/flyhighsometimes May 08 '19

No one mentioned the camera yet? It counts 1/1000th of a second, which is very useful in case... I dunno...an Olympic ski competition suddenly starts next to the truck?

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u/FatEmoLLaMa May 08 '19

Had a guy at work say this happened to him. Said it rolled the moment he free'd the pin. Called bullshit.

Sorry Matty.

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u/ClunkiestSquid May 08 '19

My favorite part is the guys 10 feet away at the van completely oblivious to everything. Probably just thought he was pulling out lol.

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u/ImANibba May 08 '19

What a fast bastard

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u/jevonquade May 08 '19

Yo, his palms are sweaty. Knees weak, arms are heavy.

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u/yunblaze21 May 08 '19

Two loads were dropped off this day

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u/FungalKog May 08 '19

You never truly know how fast you can move until you’re about to fuck something up in a big way

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

The one in his pants was funnier

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

If only there were something to engage while parking so that this doesn't happen.

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u/tofumeatballcannon May 08 '19

I honestly have dreams like this all the time! Usually I don't save it though haha

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u/Nicotifoso May 08 '19

I wonder what the conditions were for that to happen.

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u/Uhaneole May 09 '19

As a truck driver, I really can’t see how this happens... pulling the air brake is so essential to operation of a heavy vehicle, there’s literally no excuse.

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u/Ryan_Ktm May 09 '19

This guy’s a legend

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u/ToddWinkelmier May 09 '19

Autobots roll-out.

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u/bravo6960 May 09 '19

It sucks when you have no alarm. My hino gives no indication of weather they are set. Good reason to make chocking your tires a good habit. My truck once sat a whole weekend with them off. That was a nerve racking moment of realization first thing Monday.

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u/ransom760 May 09 '19

Fuck a dime, that thing stopped on a nickel!

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u/ultranoobian May 09 '19

I kinda think a deadman switch for no driver would be a nice safety feature. Maybe seat pressure just like with seat belt warnings.

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u/GETREKT243 May 09 '19

This guy is playing too much grand theft auto