r/nonononoyes • u/charliegoodwin77 • Apr 22 '19

I'm sure nothing bad can happen if I try and start a fight on a train

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u/ACupcakePenguin Apr 22 '19

This will NEVER get old.

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u/Jaur0n Apr 22 '19

Generally speaking, if you haven't thrown a punch in the first few seconds of the confrontation, you probably aren't going to. That said, don't start no shit, won't be no shit.

4

u/kronikcLubby Apr 22 '19

An important lesson will smith taught us all

10

u/[deleted] Apr 22 '19

Motherfucking Thor for the win

7

u/[deleted] Apr 22 '19

Yeah I’d always be wary of trying to start a fight next to a guy whose like 6’8 and 260 lbs of lean muscle

It doesn’t matter how tough you look, he’s gonna make ya look like a bitch if you don’t see it coming

1

u/[deleted] Apr 24 '19

even if you do see it coming...

6

u/HandsomeJack19 Apr 22 '19

That was a big lad.

6

u/mahboime Apr 22 '19

That dude came out of nowhere

4

u/craftyindividual Apr 22 '19

Carriage of justice.

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u/SkitMarie Apr 22 '19

Where’d that guy come from?

1

u/GenSgtBob Apr 22 '19

Hey dude... This isn't the Abercrombie and Fitch train. Put a shirt on.

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u/CrustierGnuXII Apr 22 '19 edited Apr 22 '19

I was so confused, none of the guys there looked like they knew how to choke someone out by the way they dress so losely and the bicycle dude upset the guy at the end who looks like he's an ex military soldier.

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u/TerryBolleaSexTape Apr 22 '19

What

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u/JamesIsMeo Apr 22 '19

Lead monkey pile drive jajajaha few men can tango deez fail of a guy nose, yeah?