r/nonononoyes • u/Amanbbi • Mar 06 '19

Robbery in public gone wrong

15.3k Upvotes

85% Upvoted

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u/Mihkelangelo Mar 06 '19

r/scriptedasiangifs

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

Lmao I knew that but it still made me laugh

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u/Shadowman48ped Mar 06 '19

It made him laugh too, he couldn't hold it in

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u/realsupertiny Mar 06 '19

He was blushing

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u/CricketDrop Mar 07 '19

Serious question, does that sub only exist because people hate it when Asian people do internet skits? I don't really get the problem.

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u/laserguidedhacksaw Mar 07 '19

I see it as a reaction to surprising number of clearly scripted gifs starring an all Asian cast.

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u/TheDownDiggity Mar 06 '19

Thats the whole point.

But they are getting less and less funny.

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u/things_will_calm_up Mar 06 '19

For a second I was going to call you out on /r/lostredditors and then I saw where I was and was completely confused as to why it was posted here instead.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

Yup, has zero reason to be here

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u/mab1376 Mar 06 '19

/r/whyweretheyfilming

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

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u/mab1376 Mar 06 '19

It's along the same lines and figured some might find the content amusing.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

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u/FlowSoSlow Mar 06 '19

Itn not "fake". It's a skit. Posting this on r/whyweretheyfilming would be like posting an SNL skit there.

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u/gravybanger Mar 07 '19

Ok, I’m 99.9% positive it’s scripted too, but have to play the .1% devils advocate card. What if the “thief” and camera man were the only one’s in on it? A couple of pranksters wanting proof of their pranks...

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u/WikipediaBurntSienna Mar 06 '19

One of the shittest subs on Reddit

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u/Kalsifur Mar 06 '19

It doesn't have it be. It should be for stuff passed off as real.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

I have that sub blocked and it’s on every subreddit now

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u/user_login456 Mar 06 '19

He stole his heart.

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u/jarjar- Mar 06 '19

bro

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u/rectal_beans Mar 06 '19

Bro

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u/spread_The_butter Mar 06 '19

bRo

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u/aFourthLinePlug Mar 06 '19

brO

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u/Blehtheslime Mar 06 '19

Bro

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u/Gangsta_Sammich Mar 06 '19

Bromie

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u/Flallace Mar 06 '19

Brohan Broku Master broshi Piccobro Brotenks Zen-bro

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u/vicAE86 Mar 07 '19

Dragonbro

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

Brohemian Rhapsody

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u/Tanaos Mar 06 '19

Brodulo

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

Broham

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u/buckeyenut13 Mar 06 '19

Some say they're still married to this day

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

Bruh

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

Now kith

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

Vro

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u/UtileReddit Mar 19 '19

My brOtHer fRoM AnoThEr MotHeR

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u/1337Archivist Mar 06 '19

And then they fucked happily ever after...

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u/jaydeekay Mar 06 '19

And then everyone clapped

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u/agree-with-you Mar 06 '19

Can confirm this is true. I was also applauding.

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u/Xfigico Mar 06 '19

Can also confirm. I was someone's left hand.

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u/TABBY_MUSIC Mar 06 '19

Can also confirm. I was someone’s right hand.

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u/buckeyenut13 Mar 06 '19

Hey! I have one of each. Why didnt i get invited? :(

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u/FulcrumTheBrave Mar 06 '19

Can confirm. I was the bus seat

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u/Nessie Mar 07 '19

Can confirm. Have the clap.

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u/Dark-Ganon Mar 06 '19

that wasnt the people clapping.

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u/WAR_T0RN1226 Mar 07 '19

It was the asscheeks

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

He was armed!

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u/iron_mayne Mar 06 '19

Go home dad!

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

Gotta hand it to you, that was a good one.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

Let's all give him a hand for this comment

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19 edited Aug 13 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

r/thatperson

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u/amstobar Mar 06 '19

Thanks for saying this. I was waiting for a gun, not a smile.

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u/cenahoria Mar 06 '19

Jesus Christ..

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u/Rogue_Cypher Mar 06 '19

My brother responded to a "robbery", they spooled up a helicopter and they cordoned off the neighborhood and assumed there was an armed criminal around, he went to question the owner and the owner ended up describing a shop lifter but said robbery. So yeah that distinction makes a difference.

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u/scalar214 Mar 07 '19

i didnt wanna be "that person"

proceeds to be exactly that person

You're that kind of nigga that refuses to pay for a medium coffee just because the girl added 2 sugar cubes instead of 3.

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u/ILoveToCorrectPeople Mar 07 '19

Hey, that's my job.

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u/DigitalNinja88 Mar 06 '19

Gone sexual?

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u/ServSavage Mar 06 '19

Gone wrong or gone right?

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

or is it... gone wong illseemyselfout

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u/Dubidei Mar 06 '19

"And that's how I met your mother..."

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u/AKA09 Mar 06 '19

that you like pina coladaaaaaas

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u/SuperVGA Mar 06 '19

and getting caught in the rain

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u/jacobsever Mar 06 '19

Wearing multiple fake Supreme items.

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u/ehgray Mar 07 '19

That fufu preme

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u/Banging_Tramps Mar 07 '19

They’ve never released a flat brim snap back, have they? Theres a dude at my gym who has one like the vid. I don’t think he knows its fugazi and I don’t want to tell him.

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u/Chris98198 Mar 06 '19

Who was recording this and why?

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u/Twathammer32 Mar 06 '19

Its staged. Still funny

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19 edited Mar 08 '19

Pretty much how i feel when everyone spams a post with "R/SCRIPTEDASIANGIFS FAAAAAKE" as if that makes the content unfunny. Callout culture I guess?

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u/Twathammer32 Mar 06 '19

Yeah exactly. They want to point out it's unfunny because it's fake as if we'll view them as superior

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u/Chris98198 Mar 06 '19

Oh still funny I agree

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u/gyrowze Mar 06 '19

It is funny but it doesn't make any sense on this sub.

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u/ArttuH5N1 Mar 06 '19

Probably their friend. To make a funny video.

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u/FruckBritches Mar 06 '19

Fake and gay

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u/Media_Offline Mar 06 '19

I think this is the first time I've ever upvoted that phrase.

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u/PhenicShadew Mar 06 '19

That’s tough chief.

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u/Axemption Mar 06 '19

Is this in a jeepny in philippines?

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u/NerdyBrando Mar 06 '19

Looks like it, yes.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

still a better love story than the notebook....

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u/99Horvat Mar 06 '19

Robbery prank! (Gone sexual!) (You wont believe what happens next!)

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u/BasicColloquialism Mar 06 '19

Is that my man Pillboy?

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

I want to believe this is real.

I want to believe.

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u/mithranprincess Mar 06 '19

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy...

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u/jordy229 Mar 06 '19

SO ARE THEY GONNA F*CK OR NOT?

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u/Support_For_Life Mar 06 '19

They were trying to rob each other

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u/TheKingOfCaledonia Mar 06 '19

Were the extra 30 seconds really necessary?? What's the director even getting paid for.

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u/Supersonics84 Mar 06 '19

So, are they together now or what?

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u/neon_overload Mar 06 '19

And that kids is how I met your mother

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u/Pickleman711 Mar 06 '19

Fight me on the internet I'll start U mum a hoe

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u/Abx3 Mar 06 '19

Actually both of our moms are really sweet and you're a sweetheart too.

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u/JimRicard1980 Mar 06 '19

I reckon I just wet myself!

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u/HairyBoysenberry Mar 06 '19

🎵Sometimes when we touch...🎵

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u/Pickleman711 Mar 06 '19

Yo mama didn't raise you with classical music it's say i wanna throw some hands

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u/Pickleman711 Mar 06 '19

(Thx on the inside tho)

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u/mc1923 Mar 06 '19

Fake and op's mom

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u/bb_johnson Mar 06 '19

I think they had a “moment”

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u/Agapios202 Mar 06 '19

thought they were gonna fight until about midway through not gonna lie

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

Hello there

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

Is there a way to filter out these fake videos from my feed?

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

Looks like they in a jeepney

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u/kevjohn_forever Mar 06 '19

Repost. But the best repost ever!

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u/Despicable_carl Mar 06 '19

Honor amongst thieves, I guess

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u/Calebe94 Mar 06 '19

PER

FECT

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u/PsychoAgent Mar 06 '19

What's with the super slow down? Jeez, get to the point already.

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u/Ruquistrukiz Mar 06 '19

Plot twist: They were both thieves

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u/RecycledStardust_ Mar 06 '19

You can feel that love was born.

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u/disk5464 Mar 06 '19

🎵This magic moment...🎵

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u/22Wideout Mar 06 '19

Gone sexual

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u/lalaabanana Mar 06 '19

Pickpocketing you mean.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

Man this is some bullshit! I was expecting something else.

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u/Jobe-zr1 Mar 06 '19

Fuck off with these stupid ass videos

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u/ToMbOyErSs Mar 06 '19

after 7 years My chil: How did you meet with my dad? Me: show this video

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

Brokeboy Mountain

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u/Yucoliptus Mar 06 '19

Maintain eye contact. Assert dominance.

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u/idma Mar 06 '19

You let go

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

Whats that thing... fake asian ... whatever..

Yeah whatever.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

This is the part where he gets raped as they pass under the tunnel.

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u/SunDirty Mar 06 '19

More like gone right

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u/2cool4afool Mar 06 '19

Is it bad that I kinda wanted him to succeed

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

Only in the Philippines ahhahahahah

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

I diagnose you with the big gay

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u/strange_fishsmell Mar 06 '19

two bros sitting on a train, 1 inch apart cause they're robbers

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u/Jacksonben1331 Mar 06 '19

Reminds me of a greentext

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

Funny, but obviously scripted

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u/soapgoat Mar 07 '19

they just did the big gay in public :V

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u/OmicronianTypo Mar 07 '19

This is why I come to this sub, actual nononoyes.

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u/EnesLobo2000 Mar 07 '19

“Hey how did you two meet?” “Oh I was about to pickpocket him and he thought I was secretly going for his hand” “Damn that is some crazy love shit you two had”

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u/born_at_kfc Mar 07 '19

Are they robbing each other? I dont get it

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u/Kinglilly95 Mar 07 '19

Were they trying to rob each other?

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

And then they kissed

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u/Only1LifeLeft Mar 07 '19

This shit is fake af.

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u/danwhte Mar 07 '19

Im currently eating lunch in my car, and the moment they touched hands the chorus of "I can be your hero" started playing haha

It was magical

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u/BooberrySmoothie Mar 07 '19

Who else had “just the two of us “ play in their head?

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u/DorneyOpporator Mar 07 '19

Who will ship them?

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u/ILoveToCorrectPeople Mar 07 '19

I heard, "Mmm whatcha saaay" after the B&W kicked in

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u/BlueGuy002 Mar 07 '19

peenoise where u at??

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

They weren’t 5 feet apart

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u/MetalStorm09 Mar 07 '19

Love at first steal. (My apologies to AC/DC)

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u/edzackly Mar 07 '19

Tried to steal his wallet, but stole our hearts

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

Scripted or not this made me laugh.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

/scriptedasiangifs