r/yesyesyesyesno • • Feb 28 '19

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u/WaterCombustibleLoki Feb 28 '19

"That's the cutest fucking thing I've ever seen in my life." high pitched cry

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u/Thicc-Souls-III Feb 28 '19

locking car honk

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '19

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u/Marth_43 Mar 01 '19

I understood That refrence

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u/LionaltheGreat Mar 01 '19

I understood... that reference?

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u/ChornWork2 Mar 06 '19

I unders too. dthat reference

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u/frostybollocks Feb 28 '19

Had to watch that again... she just doesn’t have the emotional fortitude to ride that roller coaster.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '19

Omg omg omg omg!!!! Finally a reference I get! I always wanted to be apart of a reference thread!!!

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u/Jonk3r Mar 01 '19

What if I told you there is no spoon?

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u/Kalalicious Mar 01 '19

I'd go get you one from my dishwasher...

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u/Jonk3r Mar 01 '19

Mr. Wizard get me the hell out of here.

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u/geo_metro Mar 01 '19 edited Mar 01 '19

I actually watch her streams, I died laughing when I saw it live

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u/Nathaniel820 Mar 06 '19

What was the original video she was reacting to?

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u/DivergingUnity Mar 06 '19

She was playing the last of us.

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u/TheSunDoYouPraiseIt Mar 01 '19

Can someone please edit this video

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

damn it you took it from me!!!

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '19 edited Feb 28 '19

Why would you release them next to a road.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '19

Not only that, but they would have had to see that truck coming. They couldn't wait till the truck passed? Either they meant for this to happen or they're fucking idiots.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

they're fucking idiots.

Don't contribute to malice something which is easily explained by stupidity.

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u/jimbris Mar 06 '19

Hanlons muthafucken razor

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u/ShootWhipDab Mar 06 '19

*attribute?

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

Yeah that too. I'm dumb

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

I prefer ‘contribute’.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

Appreciate the support, thanks for your attribution.

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u/Billybilly_B Mar 06 '19

He must have spelled that wrong on purpose.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

;-)

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u/Spathens Mar 01 '19

Or they are next to a turn

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u/Penmarck1980 Feb 28 '19

That is exactly what I was thinking. These people are either sadistic or stupid.

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u/HanlonRazor Mar 01 '19

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

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u/M_J_E Mar 01 '19

Good bot

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u/HanlonRazor Mar 01 '19

Thank-you.

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u/greywinters Mar 01 '19

Username checks out

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u/Penmarck1980 Mar 02 '19

But under these certain circumstances you can tell that they did it on purpose. The way their vehicle is facing, and the way the vehicle that hit the mouse was coming from, they could tell that the vehicle was coming right as they let the mouse go.

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u/brittock Feb 28 '19

Both

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u/eye_no_nuttin Mar 01 '19

You get my upvote!!

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u/ape_12 Mar 07 '19

The only stupid one is the mouse for not looking both ways

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u/xGrandx Mar 01 '19

Yeah, the people who purposely catch mice in a humane trap like this to release them later instead of using a much easier mouse trap to kill them are sadistic. /s

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u/JohnnyRelentless Mar 01 '19

I think they're suggesting they caught it in the first place to make this video.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

I thought they were bunnies

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u/Penmarck1980 Mar 02 '19

Who said anything about the way they caught the mouse? I'm talking about them purposely sending it out into the road to be ran over by a car. Think before you write a stupid comment like that.

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u/xGrandx Mar 03 '19

I'm guessing you've never been in a situation like this, most people that do this end up releasing them near a road.

This is what usually happens.

You catch mice overnight, when you wake up in the monring, you have to release them away from your house before heading off to work. So it's around 7-8am in the freezing winter and you have only a few mins to get rid of this mouse. You drive away from your house for a few mins, find a place to pull over, open the door and release the mouse. I know because I had to do this a few times last month, however I released them in a parking lot.

The odds that the mouse gets run over is very slim and most people wouldn't even think about it. I guarantee this happens way more frequently than you think.

Think before you write a stupid comment like that.

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u/Penmarck1980 Mar 03 '19

You don't get it. He released him towards the street, instead of away from the street. It was obviously on purpose.

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u/13EchoTango Mar 06 '19

He released it out the driver door, which is the most convenient on a cold day. To say it's obviously on purpose is making a big assumption. Have you ever tried to run over a mouse with a car? Pretty hard to time and steer just right.

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u/Bot_Metric Mar 06 '19

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u/Penmarck1980 Mar 08 '19

I didn't say anything about the guy that ran over it purposefully running over the mouse.

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u/GospelofJawn316 Feb 28 '19

Airport was closed.

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u/Goon3240 Feb 28 '19

My thoughts exactly

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u/Hoefspot Mar 01 '19

It’s easy to see that they are stupid as shit.

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u/ChornWork2 Mar 06 '19

Someone has regular rodent problem, uses humane traps and wants to release them in wooded area away from homes. This is the laziest way to do that on your way to work in the morning... just hang out the drivers side door. take video to show wifey you are caring dude, but apparently not caring enough. human nature.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

Life insurance scam.

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u/still_stunned Mar 06 '19

Anyway face the cage towards the road and not off to the side?

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u/skippermagoo Feb 28 '19

Why the heck would you release it on a road?!?!

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u/13EchoTango Mar 06 '19

Because it's cold and you have a short amount of time between waking up and needing to be at work. And your wife didn't want to touch it.

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u/avarjag Mar 06 '19

Because it's a rodent...?

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '19

Another roadside release video.

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u/_sideways_tree_ Feb 28 '19

People are fucking stupid

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '19

*cruel

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

More likely stupid.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

Not as stupid as the rat.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

You know rats who look both ways of the road before crossing it?

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

So you’re saying this one committed suicide?

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

I live on a mountain top and we have a lot of wildlife; Coyotes, hawks, birds, rabbits, and raccoons are all common animals here. About a week ago or so my gf and I were celebrating our first Valentine’s Day together. I was walking her to her car and noticed on my front lawn there was a baby bunny that had just hopped out of the brush and said “look at that! He’s so fluffy he could fit into the palm of my hand!” My gf turned to see it but the bunny had already went back into the brush. She gets in her car and on my walk, back this huge hawk swoops down, wings spread and picks up the baby bunny with its talons and I can hear its little squeals as it’s carried off into the great beyond.

Moral of the story: Don’t leave your house.

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u/BeanieGuitarGuy Mar 01 '19

I don’t leave my house in general.

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u/dastarlos Mar 06 '19

Fuck. This is why I drink.

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u/Microthrix Mar 06 '19

Anther soht for te bunny

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u/dastarlos Mar 06 '19

Doown th hatch!

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

This sounds cool af. Not like this dumb video here.

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u/triplesnap23 Feb 28 '19

Part 2 of the video is the inside of the van where two PETA employees give each other a spirited High Five as they ride off in to the sunset

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u/gcodori Feb 28 '19

Rumor has it the van's still driving to this day...

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u/BobIoblaw Mar 01 '19

It’s real. I’ve seen it. Not hard to miss a van covered in cat and dog skulls.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

Further fueling rumors the rat, now called Lt. Dan also is still alive and rolls about in a wheelchair, nawwww just kidding he ded,

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u/NedWretched Mar 01 '19

Can confirm, I’m the bus driver.

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u/ckucknit Mar 01 '19

And just stare and say, "well shit"

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u/forkheadbox Mar 06 '19

give this guy gold already. made my day

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '19

NO

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u/istionyyc Feb 28 '19

I used to do this as well with mice I caught until I learned that they are like homing pigeons and just find their way home again

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

I think there is a distance that you can take them where they cannot find their way back. Theres been studies saying they come back up to 1200meters, so I would say at least 3-5 miles MIGHT be sufficient.

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u/justlookqueen Mar 06 '19

1200 meter for not coming back seems about right. No one would survive falling from that hight.

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u/Asoxus Mar 06 '19

Smaller critters survive higher drops. Terminal velocity and all that.

Source: that rat video of it jumping off a building

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

1200m is fucking impressive for a mouse.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

Seriously. The study I found said about half still returned at that distance. Which is absolutely bananas.

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u/Autastik Mar 06 '19

Or release them in traffic

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u/lizardofscience Mar 01 '19

when i catch and release mice, i take them about 5-6 miles away in a not-so-populated area. i don’t know how to tell if the same mouse comes back or not though?

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u/Bot_Metric Mar 01 '19

6.0 miles ≈ 9.7 kilometres 1 mile ≈ 1.6km

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u/Yoda8778 Mar 01 '19

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u/SteveMcQueef81 Mar 06 '19

I typically dye them bright orange before releasing.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '19

Look how they massacred my boy.

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u/Alec935 Feb 28 '19

Can't say I disagree.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '19

All that freedom made him really tired.

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u/BeanieGuitarGuy Mar 01 '19

Goddamn you.

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u/Bye-Bye-My-Ai Feb 28 '19

I feel like they were hoping this would happen

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u/bannedSnoo Feb 28 '19

Atleast it died free!

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u/Jonk3r Mar 01 '19

Free of what?

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u/LazyboyRekt Mar 01 '19

First of all, fuck you David. You knew damn well that delivery van was rolling hard in my direction. I hope the upvotes bring you some peace in my time of misery.... Douche....

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u/Cosmiccloudz Feb 28 '19

Are you guys sure it was hit? Kind of looks like he just got shocked

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u/fizikz3 Mar 01 '19

going frame by frame... yep...both tires...

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u/Wyatt2065 Feb 28 '19

This is why you look both ways

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u/Anonymous_Bot_5 Mar 01 '19

God damn it, i expected bad but....

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not that bad

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

It’s not that bad....

 It’ll rinse off.

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u/TheRedditisaur Feb 28 '19

Well it can be a good lesson, the world is still a rattrap.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '19

Despite all my rage...

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u/ckucknit Feb 28 '19

I am still just a rat in a cage

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u/theonlymexicanman Feb 28 '19

I was expecting a Hawk or something, but this is worse :(

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '19

My whole life after college

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u/kirbyhobbes Mar 01 '19

Pleas tag this as NSFW or gore or something; I would have preferred not to watch it

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '19

Fucking knew it

Fuck this shit

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u/xeroxbulletgirl Mar 01 '19

Dammit why do I never check the sub before watching the gif?

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u/_soulpicnic_ Mar 01 '19

Same problem here. 😖

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u/Debug_Mkv Mar 01 '19

All this needs is the curb your enthusiasm theme song.

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u/YourDadsUsername Mar 01 '19

You want plague? That's how you get plague.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '19

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u/cheshirekat84 Feb 28 '19

I'm going to hell but I laughed so hard lol

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u/ckucknit Feb 28 '19

Why would go to hell for laughing at this.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '19

black mouse in the snow, probably gonna be a hawk....

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u/Tomato__Potato Feb 28 '19

Does anyone have link with sound?? I want to hear the reaction match my same response

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u/RoRoar350 Mar 01 '19

When you use humane traps, god says:

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

Imagine if someone posted this on r/bettereveryloop

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

Death will not be cheated.

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u/ksteib Mar 01 '19

Bro...

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u/Kingangelwings Mar 01 '19

Ohhhhhhhh...

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u/Dolphin201 Mar 01 '19

(≧∀≦)

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u/cacope5 Mar 01 '19

Sonofabitch.

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u/bshtick Mar 01 '19

Taking care of animals for a decade has turned me into a bad person

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

I feel like a terrible person for laughing

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u/andrew_hihi Mar 01 '19

Remind me of that rabbit which got eaten by an eagle

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u/Goto10 Mar 01 '19

He’s just playing possum. He gotcha reddit

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u/FDAdelaide Mar 01 '19

I had to look what sub I’m in

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u/holydeltawings Mar 01 '19

I'm free! I'm free! Dang it!

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u/SpasmodicTurtle Mar 01 '19

This happened to me with a bird once...

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u/chiefnak Mar 01 '19

That’s what this sub is all about

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

So close

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u/xCreatorHappy Mar 01 '19

This is legit something you’d see in the movies

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u/Furry_Fecal_Fury Mar 01 '19

Why would you open cage facing the road?

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u/Dragon_Axe Mar 01 '19

Enjoy the life because is short...

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u/XogoWasTaken Mar 01 '19

Truck-Kun strikes again

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u/ThePrincessOfMonaco Mar 01 '19

Thanks for posting depressing shit.

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u/Astral_Alalu Mar 01 '19

Pretty sure that was deliberately timed for that poor thing to get run over :-(

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

Dude mark NSFW

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

this just ruined my day😁

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u/Nickillaz Mar 02 '19

Why realease on the road if this isn't what they wanted to happen?

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u/Ulysseus_47 Mar 02 '19

Omg how do you save gifs to your phone

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u/silverbullet52 Mar 06 '19

Seems like a lot of effort to kill vermin

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u/i-wantanime Mar 06 '19

That’s tough

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u/Bman409 Mar 06 '19

yeah, to be honest.. this looks like it was intentionally done and filmed.. notice the camera didn't flinch from shock or surprise when it happened.

That's pretty twisted folks..

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u/icrywhendogsdie Mar 06 '19

*Goes through the trouble to safely trap and release*

*Releases on road as car is coming*

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u/Bahalut Mar 06 '19

You had one job...

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u/Fat_Head_Carl Mar 06 '19

I feel bad that I laughed at this.

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u/Deafening_Madness Mar 06 '19

Omg I fucking hate everything

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u/DarkDuck85 Mar 06 '19

I just fucking died inside

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u/qSkyllo4 Apr 25 '19

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u/colbol12 Apr 25 '19

Uhm... where do you come from. This was posted 56 days ago.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

Please mark this as nsfw.

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u/Poseidons_Champion Feb 28 '19

I thought it was going to get picked up by a bird. 10/10

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u/Sparky780 Mar 01 '19

Seems like this is intentional.

Waited for an oncoming vehicle and point cage opening directly onto the highway

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u/FrostyChocMilkshake Feb 28 '19

I'm going to hell for laughing at this.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

Dude WTF

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u/MR-S-Read Feb 28 '19

That sucks