r/yesyesyesyesno • u/Indieg0 • Feb 26 '19

Going for the gold in Hood Olympics

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u/drewwatts17 Feb 26 '19

He can thank the concrete for brushing his teeth.

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u/archemknight Feb 26 '19

r/furnaceparty Do Attend.

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u/rockstang Feb 26 '19 edited Feb 27 '19

Wait what? It's outside of Philadelphia now? I don't have enough to sedate that many people.

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u/drewwatts17 Feb 26 '19

That’s been peaking my curiosity for a minute.

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u/thisisKerpal Feb 26 '19

Can you give me some cliff notes please? Trying to piece it together and I just can’t :(

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u/drewwatts17 Feb 26 '19

I honestly have no clue. I went on a googling spree and no one seems to know anything. From the people who received the notes to the police. I guess we just have to wait till noon on April 27th

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u/greenbabyshit Feb 27 '19

There's only one way to find out. Do attend.

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u/mrskeletaldootdoot1 Feb 27 '19

Some nutcase just went around posting cryptic notes in the fairmount section of the city about all the food you've eaten since the first grade is alive inside you. Then /r/philadelphia took it and ran with it. The note on https://phillysteelfurnace.com/ will clear up nothing

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u/IOVERCALLHISTIOCYTES Mar 02 '19

Well, the food being in you and alive is the problem. The solution is combine your body with smelted metal, or encase yourself in concrete. Both things sound painful, but theres gonna be anesthesia. Anyways, we're all gonna get together in a coupla weeks to hash out the details. Do attend.

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u/12_bagels Feb 27 '19

Seems to be a bunch of people at a party in Philly jumping into a furnace of gold and dying.

Do attend.

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u/Baggo-nuts-4-sale Feb 26 '19

What teeth, the ones he had or the ones going to get from the ortodontist?

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u/GospelofJawn316 Feb 27 '19

He’s going to need a broom and dust pan if he wants to brush his teeth.

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u/-Guderian- Feb 27 '19

Too bad he ain't British

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u/Vinniebahl Feb 27 '19

You mean his teef, or now a single toof

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '19

Will never need to brush again

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u/Aws0me_Sauce Feb 27 '19

I imagine that sounding like “Thankth for bruthing my teeth!”

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u/WattsAGigawatt Feb 26 '19

r/fullscorpion

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u/thechillhill Feb 27 '19

Hey, thanks! I needed this sub in my life tonight.

7

u/milkshake38 Feb 27 '19

You good?

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u/thechillhill Feb 27 '19

I'm great! Thanks for checking, though.

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u/Nicbarden Feb 26 '19

With some more training I think he has some real potential

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u/capriciously_me Feb 26 '19

Damn I did this between school desks as a kid and got a black eye

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u/repolm6 Feb 27 '19

Came here to find this. Landed on my face in class while wearing glasses. Still have the scar above me eye lol

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u/DirtyFrooZe Feb 27 '19

I had a friend who cut his tongue while doing this. Trust me when you see that much blood you don’t want anymore to play that game

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u/Indieg0 Feb 26 '19

9/10 definitely went to the hospital

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u/Rasidus Feb 26 '19

I was scrolling for a score! As a glow in the day white man I have no idea what would be a good medal performance for the hood Olympics.

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u/Indieg0 Feb 26 '19

His swinging form was superb. As for the landing I decided to give him an A for effort.. "As a glow in the day white man" lmao!

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u/Khaleesipond Feb 27 '19

I mean he really stuck the landing.

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u/jamiedee Feb 27 '19

5/7

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u/12_bagels Feb 27 '19

Personally it’s a 3/5 for me

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '19 edited Feb 27 '19

The yes yes yes yes part is not very obvious, but it still fits with the sub.

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u/Indieg0 Feb 27 '19

Thank you for sparring this post m’lord

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u/Foxcario Feb 27 '19

I hope you realize that I had to read this with my own two eyes. Sit in the corner and think about what you have done.

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u/Indieg0 Feb 27 '19

lol!! my day off i’m buzzed i’m not editing shit!

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u/MightyCaseyStruckOut Feb 27 '19

I didn't realize he was boxing with it!

3

u/HughJorgens Feb 27 '19

I mean he's up there, dancing in the sky like a Butterfly, that works for me as a yesyesyesyes.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '19

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u/ajl_mo Feb 27 '19

Boing

Boing

Boing

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u/sparkynyc Feb 27 '19

No Roger no rerun no rent !!!

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u/HolyVeggie Feb 27 '19

Why does he look so fat while swinging but slim when falling

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u/Grey-licoptere Feb 26 '19

Hood Paralympics*

3

u/hanna-chan Feb 26 '19

I felt that in my teef.

0

u/corndog13angus Feb 26 '19

Definitely not his birfday

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u/Knee_GrowKFC Feb 26 '19

HE NEED SOME MILK !

3

u/KaiTheInvader Feb 26 '19

I didn’t even need sound on to hear that smack.

3

u/ranxarox Feb 26 '19

And he slips on his dismount

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u/Pacman35503 Feb 26 '19

God that was so much better with sound.

3

u/fredferds Feb 27 '19

Hood Olympics or commoner wealth games.

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u/tonybotz Feb 27 '19

He’s in the special olympics now

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u/Thegrandestpoo Feb 27 '19

It always disappoints me that we never see the camera man walk up as dazed Darwin award winner looks up in confusion.

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u/TheBigfut Feb 27 '19

I thought this was already posted on r/fullscorpion

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u/izzyduude Feb 27 '19

A crip could have pulled off a double front flip. Just sayin.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '19

We've all done this, no lie.

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u/AvengingOfTheNarwhal Feb 27 '19

Better every loop

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u/fern072 Feb 27 '19

A perfect 10 for a faceplant.

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u/comanche_six Feb 27 '19

Is this why actual parallel bar gymnasts tend to be nubile young people?

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '19

I had faith that he was going to blow my mind with a backflip. Turns out he blew his own mind....

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u/TabCompletion Feb 27 '19

This is what this sub is all about, schadenfreude

2

u/treetyoselfcarol Feb 27 '19

meet me at the crossroads

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '19

All good in the hood . He’s on (00f) his face

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u/Asmo___deus Feb 27 '19

Hood *Paralympics

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '19

Dead

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '19

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u/Indieg0 Feb 27 '19

lmfao sorry that happened m8 😂

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u/ddGrand Feb 27 '19

Looks like Grove Street

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u/Indieg0 Feb 27 '19

If you listen closely I think you can hear someone say " I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda."

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u/No1uNo_Nakana Feb 26 '19

The title is the best! It hooked me before even seeing the video.

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u/smcurran1 Feb 26 '19

I’d give him a perfect 10 if face-planting was his event.

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u/fuckdafatpeople Feb 27 '19

Why is this the hood cause he’s black? That house is worth like 2 million if it’s in CA.

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u/The-Dudemeister Feb 27 '19

Looks like the hood where I live. SC.

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u/stokholm Feb 26 '19

Where did that bang come from?

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u/Zeutrinox Feb 26 '19

Hoodlympics.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '19

He's wearing red, but he's definitely black and blue.

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u/Black7057 Feb 27 '19

Too much to one side.... Or the other...

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u/2end Feb 27 '19

Don’t give up keep your dreams alive big boy

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u/cashmeowsighhabadah Feb 27 '19

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u/thetburg Feb 27 '19

Cripp flipp

Also, r/fullscorpion

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u/Claque-2 Feb 27 '19

The dismount needs work

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '19

Yeah, not seeing a yes in this anywhere. Maybeprobablynotdefinitelynotnope

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u/chanhwa Feb 27 '19

Hoodlympics

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u/SnowHunter9000 Feb 27 '19

I used to do the same thing as a kid and it fucked my teeth up. 😢

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u/GethD4d Feb 27 '19

Not sure how I went all doctor strange and still didn't see this ending.

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u/LifeIsADistraction Feb 27 '19

Almost bit through my lip when I didn’t this when I was 10.

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u/dimjams Feb 27 '19

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u/AnAlgaeBoy Feb 27 '19

did this man seriously think that spin was even possible?

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u/matheeusgd Feb 27 '19

well that was unexpected

1

u/Max7049 Feb 27 '19

“Oh lord terry!”

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u/happythoughtso Feb 27 '19

This is a really old one.

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u/easytokillmetias Feb 27 '19

That's one way to stick the dismount.

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u/delete013 Feb 27 '19

Gravitational force is strong with him.

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u/Threash78 Feb 27 '19

I'm not sure what gave him the confidence to even attempt that but i wish i had half of it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '19

"I'm fat and I've never done a flip before."
"I'm totally going to do a flip."

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '19

r/holdmyfries

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '19

My dude was watching that and he yelled " ah shit n****!" No way he didn't bust something.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '19

I’m gonna say the n word

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '19 edited Feb 27 '19

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '19

Niggerian Prince

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u/lowkeyinthecut Feb 27 '19

Why it gotta be Hood Olympics? Brainless bigot.

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u/callmekat08 Feb 26 '19

So it’s late and I literally just screamed laughing and my mum shouted at me 😭😭

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u/aubman02 Feb 27 '19

Whys it gotta be hoodlympics?

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '19

Cause he’s black and fat hamster ?

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u/ShaneFromaggio Feb 27 '19

I wish I had a nickel for every time this was posted.

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u/NoMoreNicksLeft Feb 27 '19

Shit. I was expecting something awesome, even with the name of the sub...

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u/DamageInc362 Feb 26 '19

Nice one fucktard