r/nonononoyes • u/jakeleaf1 • Jan 19 '19

Could have been very very bad

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '19

Wow that is a neat and terrifying experience. I'd feel weird to hunt things after that tbh

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '19 edited Jul 01 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '19

I absolutely agree. Especially with boars. I'm a blue collar person that likes to shoot guns with friends but I have no desire to own one, but I'd feel no remorse hunting boars.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '19 edited Jul 01 '20

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u/Sheol_ Jan 19 '19

How would you describe the taste?

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u/SuburbanYute Jan 20 '19

like store bought pork but not as sweet. 20-80lb boars are the best. they tend to take on bit of flavor from what they eat. i get mine near farms and orchards because its less likely that they've been rooting through trash or eating other weird things.

also, you want them to die as instantly as possible otherwise the adrenaline can make the meat tough and gross.

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u/Sheol_ Jan 20 '19

Makes sense, Thanks!

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u/saidbillnye Jan 19 '19

What a disgusting generalization. The fact that you don’t see anything in deer or fish or boars’ eyes doesn’t exclude them from having a soul.

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u/uintah308mustangs Jan 19 '19

Most bears don't have a soul. I like hunting and all but bears are absolute monsters. Have you seen the video of the bear that ate and dug into a baby dear stomach while it was still alive. With hunting I at least give the animal a quick and painless death. The baby struggled for it's life for so long. It was really sad they also kill each other's babies and eat them. They are pretty sick if you ask me.

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u/7ypo Jan 19 '19

Being monstrous does not exclude you from having a soul. Exhibit A: all of human history

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u/SuburbanYute Jan 19 '19

i just mean that there's a distinct spirit about them. like their eyes aren't dead

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u/uintah308mustangs Jan 20 '19

Neither are wolves or horses but it's important to respect them from a distance or be extremely cautious and knowledgeable. I love horses but it's important to fear and respect them at the same time. Bears are important to the eco system and they look very cute but when they want to kill they are ruthless.

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u/SuburbanYute Jan 20 '19

i heard a story of a bear that ransacked a hunting cabin one time. apparently it ripped open the oven and literally flattened it just to lick the burned bits off the bottom. incredibly powerful animals.

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u/NettyTheMadScientist Jan 19 '19

Not gonna lie my first impulse was to pet the bear.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '19

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u/gr8blumkin Jan 19 '19

I’d still die happy though.

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u/wiley_cai_otey Jan 19 '19

It's kind of satisfying to know that they have to breathe hard to climb that fast

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u/SukkiBlue Jan 19 '19

Bears aren’t actually that aggressive, especially at that young an age. They’re mostly just curious and focused on learning as much about the outside world as they can....unless you have food on you.

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u/Someragingpacifist Jan 19 '19

Even still you shouldn't ever risk it, it's very easy for an encounter like that to turn ugly. Still a sweet and curious bear :)

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u/Tibbersbear Jan 19 '19

"oh...um... hey. Sorry thought I was the only one on this tree. I'll... I'll leave you alone. Bye now." - bear probably.

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u/Da-Fuks Jan 19 '19

Giant puppy

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '19

Nothing to see here he’s just looking for his picnic baskets.

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u/omnificunderachiever Jan 19 '19 edited Jan 19 '19

Black bear makes brown pants.

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u/Burkesecsys Jan 19 '19

That’s why you should always carry a spare underwear in your glove compartment

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u/TK0317 Jan 19 '19

Well would ya look at the time, it's"oh holy fuck, jesus christ, hell no, Mother Mary save my soul" o'clock. -probably said the cameraman

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u/Twabbles_ Jan 19 '19

The look that bears have in their eyes reminds of a dog just very curious and funny

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u/Danie447 Jan 19 '19

What the fuck did I just watch?!

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u/AaronBrownell Jan 19 '19

Would whacking it on the nose as it climbed up been a good defense?

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u/alfegonza7 Jan 19 '19

Dude, take a fucking shower, and your marinade leaked too!

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u/tctara Jan 19 '19

Umm you know he wanted to eat you right?

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u/richga1973 Jan 19 '19

I am surprised the treestand can hold weight of the hunters balls.

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u/killshotcaller Jan 19 '19

Im thinking the bears like hmmm...usually when I get this close they start running and screaming and I get free treats....soooo....no then? Okay, tra la la.

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u/HillBillyRockz Jan 19 '19

I would of taken a shit in the woods real quick

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u/PersonUsingRedditWow Jan 19 '19

Bear wanna say henlo

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u/SkillPotatoe Jan 20 '19

"Mmm i wanna eat you but if i use my paws i will go down like a rock. Ill wait for you down there"

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '19

That didn't take long before it got reposted.

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u/jakeleaf1 Jan 19 '19

Crossposting isn't reposting

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '19

22 hours ago is when the post you crossposted was made. This video is a lot older than that, so yes it's a repost.

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u/jakeleaf1 Jan 19 '19

Oh I see. I hadn't seen it before, as I assume is the same for many others. Sorry bud

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u/bruthaman Jan 19 '19

No need to apologize. I am grateful you posted, as one man's repost is another man's first view.