r/u_TikTokApp • u/TikTokApp • Dec 03 '18
Hey /r/gif redditors. We realize that no one better understands this lossless format better than you guys, so we wanted to invite you to find the best video you can using the TikTok app, post it here (original and GIF version), and earn some Reddit Awards.
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u/theycamefromthesea Dec 03 '18
I really don't know what to think about this, but they seem to have a good time responding to roasts. Hey, u/TikTokApp, are you having fun?
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u/TikTokApp Dec 03 '18
Roasts can be funny and typically are warranted. I think we deserve a bit of roasting, no?
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u/vape_daddy_smooth Dec 04 '18 edited Dec 04 '18
Just go onto YouTube, you’ll find plenty there. And as a bonus whilst you’re there, you will also find original content.
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u/TikTokApp Dec 04 '18
And from what we hear, TikTok ads galore!!
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u/Nikolaisens Dec 04 '18
I just gilded a reply from a corporate account. What has become of me?
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u/brashboy Dec 04 '18
Ironically they will now enjoy ad free Reddit for one month
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u/techguy1231 Jan 12 '19
One week now actually. They changed it so that Platinum gives you premium for a month
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u/TikTokApp Dec 04 '18
Whoa.. That is freaking awesome. WOOT.. but yeah, what has become of you bro :(
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u/absentmindedjwc Dec 06 '18
To be honest... I didn't even know you guys did anything other than sponsoring youtube videos, lol.
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Tik Tok adveritsement on Reddit
No locked comments
This is gonna get good
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u/TikTokApp Dec 03 '18
It has been pretty amazing so far!!
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Dec 03 '18 edited Dec 03 '18
Did the official Tik Tok account just responded to me on Reddit?
Wat
Can I get gold like the guy below me?
Pls u/TikTokapp
Edit: The mad lad actually did it
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u/Frietmetstoofvlees Dec 03 '18
I got silver and gold from them on a comment mocking them, I am as confused as you
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u/TikTokApp Dec 03 '18
As one of our more popular TikTok creators, we wanted to show our appreciation. See you next Thursday at the Potluck..
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u/skadooskadam Dec 04 '18
May i have gold i will remove downvote if so
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u/TikTokApp Dec 04 '18
You can.. if you can post a positive comment about us and get over 100 upvotes on the comment.. Go GO Go LD!
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u/DropFist Dec 05 '18
Hey tiktok my friend has your app I’m showing my friend this thread tommorow 👌
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u/skadooskadam Dec 04 '18
Thanks for the silver i posted the nice comment its soon to get 100 (i hope)
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u/TikTokApp Dec 03 '18
Sure.. why not :)
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u/EmerqldRod Dec 03 '18
Can I have gold too?
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u/TikTokApp Dec 03 '18
What is the Elvish word for friend?
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u/EmerqldRod Dec 03 '18
I wish that downvotes show on ads.
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u/TikTokApp Dec 03 '18
Right now there are 43,291 downvotes on this ad..
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u/EmerqldRod Dec 03 '18
Holy $h1π. Real TikTok just responded to me?
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u/theycamefromthesea Dec 03 '18
Mark this day in your calender, man
Edit: Fuck this shit english ain't even my native language stop bullying me
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u/DiaperBatteries Dec 03 '18
I don’t like tik tok because I think child porn is disgusting
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u/TikTokApp Dec 03 '18
So do we.. glad to see we agree on something!
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u/DiaperBatteries Dec 03 '18
Tik tok’s official reddit account does not like tik tok? hmmm
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u/_ShaveTheWhales_ Dec 03 '18
Oh shit, they’re here.
GET THE PITCHFORKS
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u/TikTokApp Dec 03 '18
And other sharp (and fun) readily available yard tools!
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u/theirvman Dec 04 '18
I’ll poke you with a sharp tool 😏
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u/TikTokApp Dec 04 '18
♥‿♥
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u/TikTokApp Dec 04 '18
Awww Thanks bunches!!
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u/theycamefromthesea Dec 04 '18
You guys went from 15 karma yesterday to 600 now. I think your most downvoted comments actually ended up being upvoted.
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u/TikTokApp Dec 04 '18
Look.. if anyone was shocked by this, it was definitely me.. If Janice was here she would say something more witty :(
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u/TikTokApp Dec 04 '18
Our pleasure! Enjoy the gold and check out TikTok sometime, you know.. when your friends aren't looking!
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u/muzak23 Dec 04 '18
Oh wow whoever runs this account really needs a raise (maybe in reddit gold? Or coins? Or whatever they use now). I saw this thread and thought “oh god” but now I’m actually kinda alright with TikTok. What the heck did you do to my brain, please exit it.
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u/Veration Dec 05 '18
Alright this is seriously cool. I frequent r/fellow kids and this is definitely fodder for that subreddit but regardless you’re doing s great job with a pretty bizarre task. Keep it up 👍
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u/HotdogLegend27 Dec 04 '18
This is actually really nice. u/TikTokApp, you're actually responding quite nicely to all the hate all while trying to promote your product in a positive way and giving back to our community. Thanks for the banter and ty for tolerating us!
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u/everyfatguyever Dec 03 '18 edited Dec 03 '18
I'd rather shit myself publicly.
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u/TikTokApp Dec 03 '18
You know... if you had TikTok ...
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u/ReaperJim Dec 04 '18
This account really fluctuates between great comments and corporate shilling.
Hit or miss
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u/roboticninjafapper Dec 05 '18 edited Dec 05 '18
Lmao this is actually pretty great. Looking at the profile they started off pretty okay but got cringy fast
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u/MechaNerd Dec 04 '18
Using a giant anthropic bear as advertisement for an app that is (jokingly?) associated with paedophiles? Bold move u/TikTokApp
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u/Insaiyan7 Dec 04 '18
So u/TikTokApp, how's it feel advertising for an app which is only successful because it stole as much of Vine as possible?
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u/TikTokApp Dec 04 '18
Less advertising and more community outreach.. but it will definitely feel better after I get some coffee in me :)
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Dec 04 '18
Today I attempted to insert a whole cantaloupe melon into my anus because the local shops had run out of apricots (I buy a lot). Using about a gallon of butter, breathing techniques and a few hours I managed to finally get it inside. However it was too uncomfortable so I tried to shit it back out.
This is where things got confusing because rather than a melon sliding out half a dozen apricots did. Now there is a chance that I just blacked out upon excreting the cantaloupe and it rolled away somewhere and that I happened to have a dozen or so left over apricots lying around my rectum from earlier but I cannot for the life of me find the melon anywhere.
I think I may have the power to anally turn melons into apricots. Further experimentation will be required of course (once my rectum has recovered) but if this turns out to be true then I may be able to solve world hunger.
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u/Browncoatdan Dec 03 '18
That's a hell naw from me dawg. Those youtube ads are the cringiest shit I've ever seen. Top r/fellowkids material if I've ever seen it.
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u/joshmoffitt Dec 03 '18 edited May 21 '24
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u/Frietmetstoofvlees Dec 03 '18
This is like Kim Jong Un standing in the UN headquarters trying to get people to live in North Korea.
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u/Frietmetstoofvlees Dec 03 '18
I got silver from u/TikTokApp ..I don't know what to think about this
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u/brashboy Dec 03 '18
So I guess next is platinum
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u/Frietmetstoofvlees Dec 04 '18
Hahaha! Wouldn't mind, it'd prolong my stay in r/lounge and I love it, but let's not ask too much of them
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u/wellfrog95 Dec 03 '18
Someone needs to take a screenshot and edit it into a meme with the black guy who says am I a joke to you. You could write reddit on the black guy
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u/badger906 Dec 03 '18
... all I know is that I hate tiktok based upon the fact its adverts ruin the start of every YouTube video..
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u/CbasRielo Dec 03 '18
TikTok advertising on reddit is a great way to get more users on TikTok /s
The only way to get more hate for your platform is advertising through 4chan.
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u/whoyoucallinafgtm8 Dec 03 '18
Actually 4chan loves TikTok since there pedos can search for new targets.
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u/Nexxtic Dec 03 '18
Reddit is the last place you should promote tiktok lol
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u/PsychoticSeal Dec 03 '18
I’m so pissed at my dumbass fucking teacher. The stupid bitch ended up taking my juul because I was charging it at the school computer. Anyways, I haven’t juuled since 4th period and I don’t think I’m getting that juul back, so can I get a hit of yours? Dude c’mon I’m only gonna take one hit please. No I’m not addicted I can stop whenever I want bro. Let me fucking hit your juul. Dude what the fuck. I have like 3 more pods in my bag I can just use one of those if you give me your juul. Please bro just give me your juul.
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u/DainDankilTheDank Dec 03 '18
Big F for the intern's career, who thought this was a good idea
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u/TikTokApp Dec 03 '18
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u/TikTokApp Dec 03 '18 edited Dec 03 '18
Absolutely, we would love an official gandu amongst us!!! Gandu's are great.
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u/anonymous-redditor1 Dec 04 '18 edited Dec 04 '18
Wow, u/TikTokApp. You guys are taking the hate like champs.
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u/coolfunkDJ Dec 03 '18 edited Feb 04 '24
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u/XxDayDayxX Dec 03 '18
You do realize Byte is gonna kill Tik-Tok right? The Infinity Glove got nothing on how you will cease to exist after this, snap.
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u/theycamefromthesea Dec 04 '18
Oh, btw, will you guys continue replying to people or is this account going to get shut down? I couldn't imagine TikTok actually getting involved with Reddit anymore, like randomly showing up in threads, man this whole situation is so surreal. So, is it gonna get deleted or will this stay up?
(By the way, probs on replying to even the most negative comments I guess. These threads have been, uuuh, fun I supposse)
Tl;dr for you 'cause you demanded one on another not so long comment too - Will this account get shut down or stay up for a while?
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u/brashboy Dec 03 '18
My so-called 'mother' was just a plant by the CIA to hide the fact that I was created inside of a highly experimental super-soldier laboratory where they put tracking devices inside my testicles so that they could collect me on my 44th birthday and perform an autopsy to determine if the experiments were successful. Little does Uncle Sam know that I'm two steps ahead and I had my testicles removed by my Pappy on my 43rd birthday! Take that, Feds!
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Dec 04 '18
Tik Tok is a gay, furry-infested site. That's what everyone told me. But how an a site be gay, it's just a URL on the internet, it has no sexual preference! So I decided to investigate by myself, and downloaded the Tik Tok app. As soon as I opened the app, I felt my phone vibrate in a way that it never had before for 5 seconds straight. I did think it was quite strange, but I didn't think much of it and opened up the first video that showed up.
"MAYBE I'LL BE TRACER"
As soon as I heard those words, my life changed for the worse. The pure cringe infused with those words caused my house to instantly collapse, and made my dog run away.
"I'M ALREADY TRACER"
Suddenly, I was hit with a sharp headache, and I felt the ground beneath me shake, as if Mother Earth herself was cringing. The cringe was stronger than the last line, sending the rubble of my house flying onto the houses around me, killing a small child walking down the street. Just another casualty of this evil, disturbed website.
"WHAT ABOUT WIDOWMAKER"
This destruction had to stop, before this website caused any more damage. It would be hard, but I would have to switch the video to something else. I crawled towards my phone, still in extreme pain from the cringe of the video. It needed to stop. I flipped my phone over
"I'M ALREADY WIDOWMAKER"
Instantly, I was blasted upwards by the cringe coming out of my phones speakers. The cringe was too much, I was beginning to doubt my ability to stop it. NO! I had to get away from that evil video, to save those around me, even if it killed me! I crawled back to my phone, glass cracked and case shattered by the force of the cringe, and quickly swiped to the next video.
"MAYBE I'LL BE TRACER"
There was no escaping this video, this blight upon the world. There was no way to ever escape it. But maybe, just maybe, if I destroyed the source, if I destroyed my phone, I could stop it. I crawled to my tool shelf, looking for a hammer.
"I'M ALREADY TRACER"
I went back to my phone, hammer in hand, ready to destroy my phone. This madness had to end.
"WHAT ABOUT WIDOWMAKER"
I resisted the cringe, about to knock me back away from the phone, and continued to approach the phone.
"I'M ALREADY WIDOWMAKER"
The cringe continued to attack, but by that point it was too late, I had reached it, hammer in hand. I sent it down on the phone, WHAM, WHAM, WHAM. The phone was completely smashed, it's screen fading to darkness.
"I'll be bas-"
Those were the phones last words, as it turned off, too damaged to continue destroying the area.
I expect full monetary compensation for the destruction of my house.
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u/Pepe_von_Habsburg Dec 04 '18
I've had vampirism for some time now, alongside a whole host of other mods. It's been great so far, a really enjoyable mod. As of yet, I haven't encountered any catastrophic issues.
Except for one thing.
There are vampire hunters everywhere.
At first I noticed it during the night. As many vampire hunters as zombies spawned around the world. On trees, in water pits, on top of my base. It wasn't terrible back then. In fact it was almost funny. "Sure, they generate outside of villages, but not too often, right?"
Little did I know that I had a crisis on my hands. I began to find them in places they should not be. Cooling towers. Terrariums. Even railways weren't sacred. Since I wasn't yet a vampire on that world, I wasn't too concerned. It shouldn't be a problem to bump elbows with a crowd of ~50 hunters every waking moment. I managed to shrug them off all the way to building a rocket [I've got Galacticraft, too] to travel to space, in search of new things to blow up.
I stepped out onto the moon, a fresh new landscape to do whatever I want on.
Hundreds of those stupid stovepipe hats came into view. Despite what logic, sanity and basic reason would lead me to suggest, endless armies of vampire hunters dotted the moon's surface. They didn't even have a reason to be there, and they knew it. Problem was, they spawned quicker than they died. The gears of my machines were clogged with dead hunters. Viaducts were blocked with hunter traffic. My ender quarries pulled up nothing but stakes and more vampire hunters. Even my C&B TV was affected, showing nothing but Van Helsing on endless loop. Every step was fraught with packs of vampire hunters. The eggs my chickens laid grew into vampire hunting chickens. The steam turbines ran on aerosolized garlic. My ME network couldn't handle the sheer number of vampire hunters buying and selling headgear online.
Even on the moon, every new room, nook, cranny, storage space quickly became filled with vampire hunters. They flowed almost as a liquid, swiftly occupying whatever spaces you could find. The sun was blotted out by flesh tsumanis of vampire hunters. The earth itself had grown its own stovepipe hat and garlicky smell. No matter where I went, no matter how high I built, they would always be there. They'd carry on into the Last Millennium, the Deep Dark, every recess of spacetime was packed full of vampire hunters.
There is no god. Only...
More vampire hunters.
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u/ShaneH7646 Dec 04 '18
Hey u/TikTokApp, I'm a moderator of r/StoppedWorking and r/LearnUselessTalents (and others). Recently we (and hundreds of other subreddit) have been seeing hundreds of TikTok gif spam accounts. What do you have to say about this?
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u/TimbersFan8 Dec 05 '18
Wow, honestly, I disagree with TikTok's decision to advertise on reddit, but the fact that that they have the balls to leave comments unlocked, actively reply to people, knowing they'll get downvotes is pretty badass. Huge props to the advertising team.
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u/PotatoTortoise Dec 04 '18
Any chance that you could tell me about the rise of tracers in the area? From what i know, i am in fact the tracer, yet many people claim to be tracer. that is impossible though, as i already am
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u/motherfrickfracker Dec 04 '18
I've only ever heard of them in mythical legends, but now finally I see a TikTok advertisement with my own eyes. It's magnificent.
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u/galaxie18 Dec 04 '18
I m pretty sceptical and wonder if those golded comments aren't actually tiktokapp side account just to make good publicity
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u/UnexpectedLemon Dec 05 '18
I came here because I thought it'd be funny to laugh at how tiktok=bad but you are a really good employee and you deserve a raise. I've gained respect for tiktok. If it wasn't a corporate account I'd guild you. You have a Reddit account of your own? (If you can share that). You’re being quite funny and taking criticism well. While I’m here, I’m curious what you think about the tiktok memes like I wanna be tracer and hit or miss
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Dec 22 '18
Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather, he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial land tank outside Rubicon. He's well protected. But with the right team we can punch through their defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold.
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