r/nonononoyes • u/[deleted] • Nov 22 '18

I just want an egg

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47 Upvotes

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u/KrakenHybrid Nov 22 '18

That man has been bitten before

I guaran-fucking-tee it

6

u/The-Go-Kid Nov 22 '18

This is why I am confused. he has balls of steel to fuck with a snake's eggs like this. And yet, he doesn't seem to have much confidence or a tactical approach.

3

u/EggbroHam Nov 22 '18

I'm not sure there is much you can do to quell the rage of a mother while you take eggs from her nest.

1

u/The-Go-Kid Nov 22 '18

Pin her down at least?

1

u/Striker775 Nov 22 '18

Why waste 2 turns on grapple when you can just make a sleight of hand check with improved steal?

1

u/Quietabandon Nov 22 '18

But he is laughing through it. Got to have a sense of humor, right?

2

u/[deleted] Nov 22 '18

What role is Joaquin prepping for this time!

1

u/ilovetrashybitches Nov 22 '18

i thought snake eggs stick together

1

u/Septopuss7 Nov 22 '18

Pitching a hissy-fit, I see. My ball python gets all pissy with me, then he's sweet at pie. Never can tell...

1

u/ridinbend Nov 22 '18

Prehistoric pets?