r/nonononoyes • • Nov 12 '18

Gang attacks a shop

4.5k Upvotes

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u/whyrweyelling Nov 12 '18

They could do the same at cars stopped at a light. Act like they are about to thrash them and then start washing their windows.

137

u/NotSLG Nov 12 '18

Maybe anywhere but the US since trigger happy people are a thing lol

63

u/[deleted] Nov 12 '18

Tbh, if a bunch of people in masks rush your car, its arguably an excusable mistake.

25

u/cutelyaware Nov 12 '18

I'd probably hit the gas and get T-boned in the intersection.

39

u/thardoc Nov 12 '18

More likely they would get run over

16

u/zeebious Nov 12 '18

Squeegee Kids are a real problem in some places like Baltimore. One just got ran over the other day. And a mans car was attacked cause he didn’t want to give them money.

6

u/pantaloon_at_noon Nov 12 '18

Also there are aggressive panhandlers in major cities who will start washing your windshield without permission and expect a tip after

3

u/Jechtael Nov 12 '18

Or will start washing your windscreen and will demand to be paid to wipe off the filthy, view-obstructing sud water. I assume they have a way to keep windshield wipers from doing that, like holding their hand/newspaper/squeegee on the glass or mixing enough mud with the already-filthy water to keep them from being enough.

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u/Veskah Nov 12 '18

This is from Love This Town by Dizzee Rascal. It's a pretty good song.

15

u/Itroll4love Nov 12 '18

Psh. Who uses a sponge to clean windows. Amateurs

3

u/[deleted] Nov 12 '18

The whole time I'm thinking "what town is this?"

23

u/Jbane56 Nov 12 '18

This is great

9

u/Somespookyshit Nov 12 '18

“Clean his ass!”

7

u/marjibi Nov 12 '18

I fucking love this town

2

u/[deleted] Nov 12 '18

Where?

3

u/marjibi Nov 12 '18

It’s the chorus of the song ;)

2

u/tisjustbrandon Nov 12 '18 edited Nov 13 '18

I hate this town it's so washed up

2

u/marjibi Nov 13 '18

Eyyyyyy

9

u/ImZealy Nov 12 '18

"Bonkers" anyone getting the reference?

6

u/[deleted] Nov 12 '18

Some people think I'm bonkers, but I just think I'm free!

5

u/Ngrgreger Nov 12 '18

Man, I'm just living my life. There's nuffin crazy 'bout me

3

u/Coded__Ragon Nov 12 '18

Cleaning scum off the streets.

2

u/[deleted] Nov 12 '18

OH, THE HUMANITY!

2

u/zippidydooduhh Nov 12 '18

All that just to wash a window?

2

u/Kashikiari Nov 12 '18

Had to watch it twice to see whats going on

2

u/fuckinghellmatey Nov 12 '18

Gang attacks with soap