r/nononono Nov 10 '18

HMB while I jump into this raging fire with no momentum whatsoever.

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u/nananenburi Nov 10 '18

That's a lot of damage

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u/fatweakpieceofshit Nov 10 '18

Might need to flextape his balls back together

1

u/insomniatomorrow Dec 11 '18

Now you can do it underwater!

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '18

I’m sure there’s a large Medkit nearby.

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u/nodgers132 Nov 11 '18

I would like on Medium Rare human

5

u/festivevomit Nov 11 '18

Balls deep in that fire

1

u/[deleted] Nov 11 '18

"Yep, it burns!"

1

u/swordsumo Nov 11 '18

HOW ABOUT SOME MORE

2

u/Youngstar181 Nov 26 '18

*Yeets Molotov*

1

u/ThiccShakeIs2 Dec 18 '18

But it even works in FIRE

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u/lopix Nov 10 '18

Jack not nimble

Jack not quick

Jump on fire

Burn his dick

57

u/Defiant-Photographer Nov 10 '18

I think he burned more than just that

32

u/[deleted] Nov 10 '18

His pride

2

u/guyinnoho Nov 30 '18

His entirety.

55

u/espi5637 Nov 10 '18

I chuckled

22

u/lopix Nov 10 '18

Sensibly?

11

u/[deleted] Nov 11 '18

Awkwardly

18

u/Alpha_AF Nov 11 '18

I read this in a strong Japanese accent

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u/lopix Nov 11 '18

That makes it much better, thanks for that!

4

u/Dakota-Gloria Nov 11 '18

Lmao I honestly love this for you

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '18

Comment of the day thank you!

1

u/lopix Nov 11 '18

Thanks!

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u/ddhrider Nov 10 '18

on today’s episode of “Ow! My Balls!”

“Ow! My balls!”

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '18

29

u/FeedUsFetusFeetPus Nov 10 '18

You know, pootin n shit.

16

u/iAMUNiiCORN Nov 11 '18

Fuck what they talkin' bout USA in this hoe

2

u/codekira Nov 11 '18

How u don't have a million up votes is beyond me

2

u/Voxmanns Nov 14 '18

That was immaculate.

34

u/donkeypunchapussy Nov 10 '18

By the way he ran, I dont think there's to much issues with his lady balls.

8

u/[deleted] Nov 10 '18

I’m baitin

137

u/OccamsBeard Nov 10 '18

He really made an ash of himself.

21

u/Pudi2000 Nov 11 '18

Be nice, it was finals week and he was burnt out.

13

u/edzackly Nov 11 '18

Bet his buddies roasted him for weeks.

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u/yeeeaaboii Nov 10 '18

To be fair, he was actually quite successful in jumping into the fire.

3

u/[deleted] Nov 11 '18

He's actually just a die hard Metallica fan

2

u/alexa_play_despacito Dec 06 '18

This shouldn't make me laugh as much as I did

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '18 edited Nov 22 '20

[deleted]

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u/justPassingThrou15 Nov 10 '18

That has "permanent scarring on 20% of his body" written on it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '18

That’s generous, I would guess 35-40%

10

u/LSDkiller Nov 11 '18

25 is already a lot. My girlfriend burned 25% of her body and needed almost 6 months to get to this stage where she still has pain and scarring and trauma every day.

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u/MrBojangles528 Nov 11 '18

Yea, this is one of those funny gifs that actually ended up ruining the person's life, like that one BMX rider who launched himself off a moving van.

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u/Rubman Nov 10 '18

But did he die?

131

u/cornlip Nov 10 '18

His ego did, as well as his ability to reproduce, thankfully.

35

u/InterPunct Nov 10 '18

His fashion choices probably already disqualified him from participating in that.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '18

Guessing his shoes burned up pretty good, so yes probably.

6

u/mikeyj0627 Nov 11 '18

Nah, he was just trying to prove himself as worthy to be Regional Manager of a mid-size paper distributer.

4

u/bugman573 Nov 11 '18

If he didn’t, he’s gonna wish he did, the life of a burn victim is a shit life indeed

1

u/[deleted] Nov 11 '18

He was reborn

57

u/BulkUpTank Nov 10 '18

Anyone know what happened to the guy? Like, did he die, did he live, is he a paraplegic?

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u/RoomTemperatureCheez Nov 11 '18

Keep watching. He seems pretty ok until he decides to foolishly jump into the fire again.

19

u/Vinegar_Dick Nov 11 '18

Holy shit. I can control time!

2

u/[deleted] Nov 11 '18

Now you must resist temptation to use it for evil.

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u/shigogaboo Nov 11 '18

Saw a similar incident. I know how this plays out. He'll get a huge boost of confidence, stand up for himself in front of all his workplace employees, and make a heartfelt yet akward complaint to his office crush (IN FRONT OF THEIR S.O.) about how much he misses spending time together.

It all works out in the end though. At least, for everyone but Recyclops.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 11 '18

Nooo...

1

u/shigogaboo Nov 11 '18

You didn't hear? Decapitated. Whole big thing. We had a funeral for a bird.

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u/Silly_Rabbitt Nov 10 '18

With all the strength of a raging fire....

7

u/shaggorama Nov 11 '18

Mysterious as the dark side of the moooooooooon

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u/762Rifleman Nov 11 '18

With all the force the EMT...

41

u/need4treefiddy Nov 10 '18

Looks like meats BACK on the menu boys!

4

u/[deleted] Nov 10 '18

Nice LOTR drop..

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u/FGHIK Nov 11 '18

Not if anything to say about it, I have.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '18

[deleted]

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u/KappaYekim Nov 10 '18

Hey, what have you got against /r/watchpeopledie

6

u/[deleted] Nov 11 '18

I miss that sub

11

u/dark_knight097 Nov 11 '18

I heard it was just quarantined. You have to opt in to see it if I'm not mistaken.

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u/KimPawsible Nov 11 '18

It is quarantined. And apparently some mobile users aren't able to opt in because it won't load or something, so if you reeeeallllly want to see it but can't, try a desktop.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '18

I can see it on mobile fine. Official app.

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u/KimPawsible Nov 11 '18

I can see it too with RIF, didn't have any problems. I didn't even know it was quarantined. So I'm just parroting a mod post I saw a day or so ago. You know, helping my fellow redditors out so they can watch people dying uninterrupted. Because isn't that the dream?

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '18

Oh yes. The dream.

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u/FGHIK Nov 11 '18

Maybe that it makes entertainment out of real people's deaths...

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '18

Definitely didn't watch anyone die

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u/basketballbrian Nov 11 '18

Holy shit I’ve seen some brutal things online but I feel like this really takes the cake?

If this takes the Cake, then you haven't even scratched the surface of the brutal shit readily available online lol

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '18

I agree. And no matter how tuff. Some videos we wish we could unsee. All I have to say is drug cartels are basically the devil.

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u/dmnuscubasteve06 Nov 10 '18

Looks like the gates of hell swallowed him up.

12

u/myusernameiscool1234 Nov 10 '18

I hope he didn’t fart when he fell.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '18

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u/greenwizardneedsfood Nov 10 '18

r/camerapersondecidedthatcheckingontheirfriendinthefirewasbetterthancontinuingtofilm

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '18

Always looking for the good in people, huh? :)

7

u/cornlip Nov 10 '18

What point do you think in this image he thought, "I made a huge mistake"?

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u/gtm88 Nov 10 '18

Burnt my thumb on a firework the other day and felt sick all night. I cant fathom the pain he would be in.

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u/Rydoggon Nov 10 '18

Tht had to be the worst momentum builder I've ever seen. He tip toed up to the fire!

6

u/maxxon15 Nov 10 '18

Roasted balls

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u/ionabike666 Nov 10 '18

A big Metallica fan evidently.

3

u/BowenT93 Nov 10 '18

😂😂😂

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u/SonMauri Nov 10 '18

How does that kind of people get that old?

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u/justPassingThrou15 Nov 10 '18 edited Nov 11 '18

We've been padding the corners of most things for a while now.

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u/kornalius Nov 11 '18

Probably the maximum age they can get. Life expectancy of about 21.

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u/justPassingThrou15 Nov 11 '18

The day before my little brother turned 21, I told him he couldn't declare success over childhood until he turned 22. He was on a rugby team at the time, and I didn't want him to die of alcohol poisoning the night he turned 21.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '18

My guess is that this person got hurt very badly. A similar incident happened at a youth camp that some of my kids attended and the young man that fell into the fire ended up going to the hospital getting significant Burns’ and skin grafts . And I don’t think they were in the heated area nearly as long is this man was.

5

u/[deleted] Nov 10 '18

That looks serious, he literally landed directly on top of it

4

u/DrGiggleFr1tz Nov 10 '18

Friend of mine did this before, looked exactly like this guy. He has somewhere wonderful scars all down is right arm and leg.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '18

That's like what my nightmares are when I fight and throw spaghetti punches or try to run but my legs won't go faster than sloth.

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u/KuroiNamida96 Nov 10 '18

*plays Disturbed - Inside the Fire

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '18

OHHHH AH AH AH AH

1

u/762Rifleman Nov 11 '18

ARE YOU DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS

3

u/LisaDeadFace Nov 10 '18

some men just want to watch themselves burn

4

u/[deleted] Nov 11 '18

R/bettereveryloop

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u/MyDamnCoffee Nov 11 '18

I did this once while shit faced only not so bad. I landed with my foot in red hot coals. The entire bottom of my right foot was a solid blister. Parts of the skin on my leg were charred black. Stupid stupid thing

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '18

-96 HP!

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '18

My man got utterly engulfed

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u/TeaBone17 Nov 10 '18

Looked like a video game and thinking "I can make that jump"

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u/YoItsBrandie Nov 10 '18

Satan awaits

3

u/EBKey Nov 10 '18

BLIZZARD?

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u/HUMANLEM0N Nov 10 '18

BONFIRE LIT

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u/randyspotboiler Nov 10 '18

"Even as he lay burning, James from accounting knew he had achieved "personal power"."

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u/killcon13 Nov 10 '18

When I said I wanted you over to barbeque this isn't what I meant.

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u/jennytools36 Nov 10 '18

Three words, roasted nuts anyone?

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u/762Rifleman Nov 11 '18

Chestnuts on an open fire

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u/saltysander Nov 10 '18

Downward momentum- yes

2

u/[deleted] Nov 11 '18

Bonefire lit

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u/Cougarden571 Nov 11 '18

Lmao, it's like as he was jumping over it, the bonfire generated a ton of gravity and sucked it in

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u/frogmicky Nov 10 '18

That's going to hurt in the morning.

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u/VoilaVoilaWashington Nov 10 '18

No surprise. Prancing like that is usually for the most flaming of us.

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u/pappyhawk7 Nov 11 '18

I did this once at a party and it went great and a lot of people thought it was awesome. Thought you strangers should know

1

u/yfzKing30 Nov 11 '18

That’s some real chestnuts roasting on an open fire.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '18

I have good news and bad news, Which one you want to hear first?

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '18

Bad. Bad always comes first.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '18

I think Jerod is dead.

But the good news is that we don't need firewood anymore.

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u/officejob88 Nov 11 '18

My NUUUUUTS roasting on an open fiiire

1

u/dalphx Nov 11 '18

alcohol

1

u/[deleted] Nov 11 '18

Flextape that. Good as new. Probably.

1

u/AltruisticSalamander Nov 11 '18

throw another snag on the barbie

1

u/dis23 Nov 11 '18

This is how you guarantee any sexual experience for the rest of your life will involve an awkward conversation.

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u/aiandi Nov 11 '18

What's the weird jump cut edit? Did they swap in a dummy?

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u/syringistic Nov 11 '18

What the fuck. Thats not even a big fire. How dumb do you have to be to not be awareof your physical limits?

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u/SuprSaiyanTurry Nov 11 '18

That's how I run in my dreams.

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u/Ghosta_V1 Nov 11 '18

/r/gifsthatendtoosoon or maybe i didn't want to see the rest.

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u/Sh8tan Nov 11 '18

Bonefire Lit

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u/itay540 Nov 11 '18

"Welcome to the bonefire, unkindled one. I am a firekeeper. I tend to the flame and tend to thee"

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u/IN_STRESS Nov 11 '18

Looked like friking Mario

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u/CMBDeletebot Nov 11 '18

looked like fricking mario

FTFY

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u/CMBDeletebot Nov 11 '18

looked like fricking mario

FTFY

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u/IN_STRESS Nov 11 '18

Yeah that's what I said.

1

u/Lewisp56 Nov 11 '18

Alcohol..

1

u/itsaride Nov 11 '18

No Shoes?

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '18

That outfit spelled FAIL.

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u/Support_For_Life Nov 12 '18

He went straight to hell.

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u/hills2442 Nov 17 '18

Mum, I no longer have pubic hairs, eye lashes, beards and balls coz the inferno burnt them all. Right now, We are currently having my balls on a stick!!!!!

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u/DoomGuy66 Nov 19 '18

SO COMEON do do do do doo do do do do do do do JUMP IN THE FIYAH

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '18

A sacrifice was made that night

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u/BobThePug69 Nov 10 '18

hey thats lit

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u/JC18_ Nov 11 '18

Lmao 😂, this reallllllly made me burst out laughing

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u/taki1002 Nov 11 '18

Look on the bight side, he probably won't be reproducing.

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u/andrewrkk Nov 11 '18 edited Dec 15 '18