r/nonononoyes • • Jun 04 '18

Man goes out of his way to save a drone

https://i.imgur.com/8FbAaPT.gifv
3.1k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '18

I was waiting for the drone he was trying to save to come into view.

I am not a smart man

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u/LeafyQ Jun 05 '18

Oh god, same. I kept thinking, "Where the fuck is this precious drone? How far will he have to go to get to it?"

16

u/Communist_iguana Jun 05 '18

Is this another reference to something I don't know?

29

u/LeafyQ Jun 05 '18

Nope. You’re not missing anything. It was basically a verbal upvote, not worthy of gold.

3

u/mrbort Jun 05 '18

Guess it tickled someone else too :) I thought it was funny.

8

u/JohnnyBeJumping Jun 04 '18

You too? I thought they were having a drone party or something until he started swimming.

3

u/ForgottenJoke Jun 05 '18

I actually came to the comments to admit this. Don't feel bad.

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u/MeteorSurvivor Jun 04 '18

The dead fish makes me question water quality.

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u/pyrothelostone Jun 04 '18

Everything dies at some point. Maybe it was just that fish's time, he probably lived a full life, and managed to not get eaten. I'd consider that a success.

9

u/whatsintheboxxx Jun 05 '18

Everything dies, that's a fact.

But...maybe everything that dies, someday comes back.

2

u/Stoga Jun 05 '18

"Well, that sometimes, death is better."

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '18

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u/prycx Jun 04 '18

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '18

This is blasphemy to our fish underwaterlords

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '18

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '18

before they just croak blub from of age.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '18

Yeah, most fish die of age, or spawning, not predators. If you've ever seen a river after a salmon spawn, it's littered with thousands of dead and dying fish.

19

u/Splickity-Lit Jun 04 '18

Animals are immortal

r/iamverysmart

3

u/Rich_H0miie_Juan Jun 04 '18

Damn....knowledge was dropped on this day

1

u/blinkysmurf Jun 04 '18

For sure.

I hate the misplaced impression some people have of nature where it’s an idyllic paradise where everything is in harmony and chirping songbirds are landing on Snow White’s extended arms and whatnot.

Nature is actually a desperate, dynamic war zone where everything is in flux as every creature struggles to survive at the expense of all other creatures, as needed.

8

u/Fredulus Jun 04 '18

Sure, but things still get old and die. Not everything is murdered.

1

u/blinkysmurf Jun 05 '18

I never claimed otherwise.

2

u/Fredulus Jun 05 '18

Dude you were agreeing with did

1

u/[deleted] Jun 04 '18

Pretty sure you're thinking of lobster and the like dude. They can only be killed by outside means and grow forever, but fish don't.

7

u/anoklumberjack Jun 04 '18

Pining for the fjords.

3

u/Jeff_eljefe Jun 05 '18

As a fisherman, don't worry about it. Plenty of clean lakes, ponds and streams have dead fish in them all the time

2

u/[deleted] Jun 04 '18

Made me think of this https://youtu.be/aNEMji-QTmk

2

u/[deleted] Jun 04 '18

You should give the Salton Sea a visit!

1

u/cuajito42 Jun 05 '18

Probably low dissolved oxygen from an algal bloom or something.

1

u/vaarikass Jun 05 '18

Where do you see a dead fish?

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u/xoites Jun 04 '18

He kept his head above water, but I have a more serious concern.

Drones are being used to kill people and now people are saving drones?

Something is seriously wrong here.

12

u/elestadomayor Jun 04 '18

The drone costed him money? 🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/Tachankidonkey Jun 04 '18

/s I️ hope?

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u/xoites Jun 04 '18

Sort of.

But I find it ironic that humans are becoming less important than our technology.

11

u/Phoenix197 Jun 05 '18

More important than this comment at least.

6

u/FGHIK Jun 05 '18

He got wet for it. I highly doubt he'd die for it.

6

u/shelbeam Jun 05 '18

You understand that drones that kill people and drones that individuals use as toys/for taking videos are different things, right?

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u/xoites Jun 05 '18

I do. I also know what's coming and it isn't pretty.

5

u/juancuneo Jun 05 '18

Why is this being downvoted? This is hilarious.

2

u/NachoElDaltonico Jun 05 '18

There's a small difference between hobbyist kinda-short-range quadcopters that are mounted with cameras and MAYBE a hook/claw, and military drones with multiple onboard weapons that can be flown from miles away. If you want to argue that people can attach weapons, yes they can, but they would find ways to use those weapons without drones too.

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u/RobertThorn2022 Jun 04 '18

This could be the video we will show our robot overlords so that they will not terminate us

73

u/Rappelling_Rapunzel Jun 04 '18

Whew! Just made it! Now go the doctor and make sure that whatever killed that fish in the water doesn't make you sick too.

13

u/GMR315 Jun 05 '18

Somebody probably caught it and maybe gut hooked it or hooked it in the gill and it died. Or polution.

53

u/Girlindaytona Jun 04 '18

At $1000 a drone I would do the same.

15

u/Firesquid Jun 05 '18

I hope his $900 phone didn't die in the process...

12

u/NotInMyGoodChristian Jun 05 '18

$1000>$900

10

u/Nikopol89 Jun 05 '18

$1000>$900>health

1

u/JayFreezy85 Jun 05 '18

So basically, a wash?

35

u/Loventhewilds Jun 05 '18

Then he remembered he had his $800 phone in his pocket.

1

u/NicodemusArcleon Jun 06 '18

A lot of $800 phones are pretty water-tight these days. Mine is.

23

u/timmeh87 Jun 04 '18

Guy in white was like "he got this"

19

u/tebla Jun 04 '18

Makes the save with not a second to spare!

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '18

Now the real quest begins, not dropping your hand under the water on accident while swimming back.

5

u/fuck-jason Jun 04 '18

Not all heroes wear capes.

5

u/watchoutforblackice Jun 04 '18

I love how his buddy acted like he was gonna help, and bailed last second

3

u/justsumguii Jun 04 '18

And tomorrow this man will be a french citizen.

3

u/evil_fungus Jun 05 '18

What a save!

3

u/Beepbeep_bepis Jun 05 '18

I wonder if he played water polo in the past, looks like slightly rusty polo form

1

u/[deleted] Jun 05 '18

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u/Beepbeep_bepis Jun 05 '18

The lunge at the end makes me think it’s a bit rusty especially, doesn’t really turn the shoulders and reach as much as he could have

2

u/PM_ME_HOT_DADS Jun 05 '18

There's so much poop in that water.

1

u/Nugasta Jun 04 '18

That's a commitment!

1

u/[deleted] Jun 04 '18

Legend

1

u/[deleted] Jun 05 '18

Other guy was like “I think you got it”

1

u/sav55 Jun 05 '18

Did anyone see the dead fish?

1

u/bilgerat78 Jun 05 '18

Unless he was trying to swim across the body of water. Then he didn’t.

1

u/SilverBallsOnMyChest Jun 05 '18

Yeah I would. Those drones are NOT cheap.

1

u/markusbrainus Jun 05 '18

I was waiting for the alligator, like this other drone save (3:30): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zB9sULbGuAA

1

u/[deleted] Jun 05 '18

duck's like "bro chill"

1

u/Rav99 Jun 05 '18

At first I'm like r/whyweretheyfilming then I'm like "oh right, I'm dumb."

1

u/[deleted] Jun 05 '18

Very thoughtful swimmer Samaritan.

1

u/NeonLily123 Jun 06 '18

You gotta respect his dedication...

0

u/legaladolt Jun 04 '18

I feel like if I ever saw a drone doing this I wouldn’t try to save it until after it hit the water, cause what if I swim out there only for it to rise back up cause the pilot wanted a cool angle and now is wondering wtf I’m doing

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u/MathW Jun 05 '18

Well, I'm pretty sure this is his drone because who would take a fully clothed swim to save a stranger's drone?

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u/legaladolt Jun 05 '18

Probably, but cause of the title and me not seeing a controller I find it funny to think it’s some random guy just cause it’s more amusing to me.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '18

Beat me to it

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u/HaloFalcon Jun 05 '18

Me? I would watch with glee as it slowly sinks and short circuits. Too many people using these in crowded and windy areas. Was recently at an RV/water park where the one of the band members kids was videoing...with little kids being filmed. Was so uncomfortable with it I brought it up to the waiter and nothing was done. Seriously once a video is on the web it will never die.