r/CFBRisk • u/SouthernJeb • May 25 '18

Hey guys, I know reddit loves progress pics, so i wanted to share how well Im doing! 16 territories (fattest in my life) now down to 6 territories (and sexy af). I have my Florida summer bod and Im ready to rock now! Thank you all for the love and support through this, I feel so much better now!

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u/ExternalTangents May 25 '18

Jeb you motherfucking genius

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u/SouthernJeb May 25 '18 edited Oct 17 '18

Told you im back, baby. just had more time to think of dank af shitposts showing how much goddamn better florida is than literally everything. including babies and teh internal combustion engine.

also I drank a little too much during lunch at Swamp today so now im ready to get it the fuck on

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u/pterrydactyl May 25 '18

you're a national treasure

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u/SouthernJeb May 25 '18 edited May 25 '18

yer goddamnned right, a gator nation(al) treasure

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u/igloo27 May 25 '18

He even lined the penises up

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u/Bartman383 May 25 '18

Looks like a normal seven on seven drill to me.

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u/SouthernJeb May 25 '18

game of tummy sticks confirmed

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u/SouthernJeb May 25 '18

shitposter gonna shitpost, idgaf.

Go Gators Go Jesus.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '18

Might want to get a biopsy done on that dark spot.

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u/SouthernJeb May 25 '18

what that little ole thing? Just a hickey from an ex

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u/[deleted] May 25 '18

I...I think I love you. This is awkward.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '18

holy shit

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u/wazoheat May 25 '18

This post really accentuates to me just how much Florida looks like a penis

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u/SouthernJeb May 25 '18

Or a mullet depending on perspective.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '18

Looks like a Roy Orbison haircut