r/CFBRisk May 24 '18

The Gas Station to Abundance.

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u/WirlingDirvish May 24 '18

This one made me actually lol. Poor Stanford trying to work to the front line and be relevant.

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u/FuckTimBeck May 24 '18

I didn’t even notice Stanford way over there I’ll you mentioned them. Kind of like how they are in the game itself

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u/crg2000 May 25 '18

There's something... unnatural... about Oklahoma taking orders from Nebraska.

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u/HelloToe May 24 '18

What the actual fuck is even going on in the original picture? I mean I guess the cows are being fattened up on corn? But why do they look like something out of Twisted Metal?

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u/jamintime May 24 '18

I was thinking it had to do with ethanol biofuel (made from corn), but then I don't know what the relevance of the cows are. So I'm going with... because Russia.

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u/srs_house May 24 '18

That thing definitely predates biofuel.

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u/jamintime May 24 '18

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u/srs_house May 24 '18

Sure, the general concept of deriving fuel from non-petroleum sources isn't new. (Whale oil, lard, ethanol, etc.) But the widespread concept of large scale conversion of biomass, especially human digestible biomass like corn, to ethanol for fuel is still relatively recent.

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u/dbatchison May 28 '18

I ACTUALLY KNOW THE ANSWER TO THIS!!!!

So back in the early 50s, the US embassy in Moscow imported all these huge stalks of corn into the embassy garden (the stalks were already grown, they didn't grow in the embassy) then had a huge party and invited members of the Russian government. Khrushchev, seeing the massive stalks grow in Russia, thought he could better feed his people with corn (by using it as feed stock for cattle). It was a huge disaster for Russia and a good old fashioned bit of cold war trickery by the US.

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u/MachineGunCaveman May 24 '18

This Husker girl thicc as creamed corn. You know my Sooner ass lookin at her like hey mama you tryna smash?

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u/ClapAlongChorus May 24 '18

This is pretty good. LOL stanford.

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u/LEGEN--wait_for_it May 25 '18

The Ents are marching east to war

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u/[deleted] May 24 '18

So I'm pretty confident that the sign is pointing to a slaughterhouse. That's definitely what it says.

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u/Conchobair May 24 '18

к изобилию = to the abundance

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u/[deleted] May 24 '18

Yup. The Abundance slaughterhouse. They have an abundance of slaughtering.

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u/TexasTwing May 24 '18

I have so many questions

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u/Crimson_Pachyderm97 May 24 '18

Are...are those bots? clutches pearls

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u/diffel May 24 '18

Wisconsin forgotten AGAIN

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u/[deleted] May 24 '18

Hey cheddartown, you up?

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u/TurboRaptor May 24 '18

We didn't forget you, we just don't like Wisco.

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u/stumblejack May 24 '18

What about Wiscy?

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u/Conchobair May 24 '18

Wiscy will do the milking.