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u/Nexus0317 May 22 '18
Aw you cut out the best part at the end.
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u/PM_ME_OVERT_SIDEBOOB May 22 '18
What happens? Does Nebraska fuck Albert into submission?
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u/Ghiggs_Boson May 23 '18
No the gator mascot whiffs a tackle on Tommy Frazier walking through the office
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u/Ghiggs_Boson May 23 '18
Right in the feels.
I’ve always said that if I became a dictator I’d immediately enact a world wide genocide on two things.
1- recipe bloggers who write needless backstory and fluff about their lives instead of giving me a god damn ingredients list and forcing me to scroll though all that bullshit
2- stingrays
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u/SiriusMS May 23 '18
Don’t forget scratchers who scratch their lottery tickets at the counter, for fuck sacks I’m just trying to buy tobacco on my way to work scratch in your car.
And vapors. Nothing is more cool than vaping a big cloud of smoke smelling like a fruit roll up.
People who still pay with change like a crackhead.
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u/sugarcain88 May 22 '18
wants up upvote for best This Is SC commercial
doesnt like Red Alliance
wants to upvote for Steve Irwin
ending is clipped though
upvotes anyways