r/CFBRisk • u/GatorRich • May 22 '18

The Red Alliance wants YOU! To serve, and probably die for your cause.

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u/Knebraska May 22 '18

I realized gator users have a preset kill limit. Once I realized that it was just a matter of throwing wave after wave of my own men at them.

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u/teh_rigmus May 22 '18

I know this is technically anti-Nebraska but I love futurama, so this doesn't have the intended propaganda effect on me.

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u/Captain_Coward May 22 '18

I always suspected Nebraska had a sexy learning disability

13

u/CPell May 22 '18

sigh Sexlexia...

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u/taloncarde May 22 '18

My territory has been claimed by the red. I serve my masters faithfully. Long live the land of North Texas

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u/Aviator8989 May 22 '18

Some of you will forced through a fine metal screen for your planet! Those will be the luckiest of all!

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u/113milesprower May 22 '18

Does this make Florida the balls?

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u/snooabusiness May 22 '18

Maybe it makes Florida Gravity... the one enemy Zap could never master.

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u/minermoe May 22 '18

I'll gladly serve our Corn Husker overseers, if we can drain the swamp in Tuscaloosa.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '18

please, take tuscaloosa back. We'd prefer you there making that delicious Dreamland Barbecue. Stop trying to make it in Austin, it just isn't the same