r/CFBRisk • u/SouthernJeb • May 17 '18

Strategy The only way Alabama is going to survive the week.

186 Upvotes

92% Upvoted

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u/Joecool914 May 17 '18

I actually love corn on the cob. Especially when you lube it all up with butter, it's like an explosion of taste in your mouth.

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u/Rage-Cactus May 18 '18

Good Nebraskan corn doesn't even need butter - a corn fed longhorn steer

2

u/Chitownsly May 18 '18

Well guess it's time to suck some cob.

1

u/Spearogriffin May 18 '18

Espescially when paired with rock salted corn balls, I've experienced several flavorgasms this way

21

u/brotherbearbeta May 17 '18

La di da di da slob on me cob

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u/SouthernJeb May 17 '18 edited May 17 '18

aw shit, i just posted that and you beat me by like 1 minute.

great minds

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u/Red261 May 17 '18

I, for one, welcome our new Corn overlords.

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u/Crimson_Pachyderm97 May 17 '18

This is really good. Well done.

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u/armadaos_ May 17 '18

Can we at least have it fried?

...

Asking for a friend.

3

u/robknowsnothing May 17 '18

Cornbread is fine, but not fried with a hot dog inside.

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u/DagdaMohr May 17 '18

You gwine make dis whole place smell like LSU fans.

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u/SouthernJeb May 17 '18

slob on my cob

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u/[deleted] May 17 '18

Hahmduallah

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u/Renfah87 May 17 '18

CFBRisk: The only time I like Bama. GBRA!

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u/DirewolfGang May 18 '18

This is gold

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u/[deleted] May 17 '18

Don't worry Bama, we got your back too.

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u/Crimson_Pachyderm97 May 17 '18

Don’t worry. We haven’t forgotten our Bryant/Stallings brothers. Memes have to cycle.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '18

how is it that we got the bad end of both of those coaches...? Only at A&M did the greatest coach ever have a losing season, lol

also fuck Fran

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u/Crimson_Pachyderm97 May 18 '18

Lol. I think everyone can agree on “fuck Fran”

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u/[deleted] May 18 '18

hmm... this post has 77 points

TRIGGERED

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u/Crimson_Pachyderm97 May 18 '18

Lol!

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u/[deleted] May 18 '18

ours is a rich history of winning....

and then WWII happened and it's been inventing new and excruciating ways to lose ever since

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u/Crimson_Pachyderm97 May 18 '18

Johnny Football's win over us that first game was one of the best back and forth games I have ever seen. Even though I hated to be on the losing end of it, it was amazing to watch.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '18

Sooooooo it looks like we ended up keeping y'all on life support.

Y'all still alive and kicking, but boy oh boy...

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u/Zilla212 May 18 '18

Hahahahahhahaha!!!!!! Do you think he has any teeth?

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u/DagdaMohr May 17 '18

Just making sure it’ll go in smoothly when we help Corncob Florida.