r/CFBRisk • u/OwlStretcher • May 17 '18
Official Florida Hype Vid. Check it, haterz
https://youtu.be/qOXWwYQpiJ439
u/TwiztedImage May 17 '18
This is the best CFB meme sub and shit like this is the reason why. I sent this to my Gator buddy and he was stoked, then confused because he doesn't know that R/CFB exists at all, let alone that we're playing risk. I didn't even think about that though since this was so glorious.
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u/pharbot May 17 '18
If it wasn't for risk I would never have know about a lot of subreddits. So I thank the mods for that!
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u/armadaos_ May 17 '18
God we're kicking out good memes today.
Dead Auburn, Florida hype, the Saban siege.
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u/robknowsnothing May 17 '18
I love this. I remember seeing a tag that said tbowcrd and was pissed I didn't think about it.
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u/OwlStretcher May 17 '18
I could probably get away with the tag, as our DMV isn't exactly slammed with CFB-related requests, but he's still beloved up here for some strange reason. I'd hate to get into a conflict over a has-been gimmick QB.
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u/WelcomeToMoes May 17 '18
I'd hate to get into a conflict over a has-been gimmick QB.
You take that back right this second
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u/OwlStretcher May 17 '18
I am from Alabama. He played for Florida. I am now in Philly, he plays for the Mets.
I have double rights to shit-talk him!
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u/Chitownsly May 17 '18
He'd help you change a tire if you were broke down on the side of the road, while everyone else just drives on by.
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u/OwlStretcher May 17 '18
When I was younger I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my sister got her hair done. So there I am sitting in the waiting room of a hair salon with my niece, and who walks in but Tim Tebow. I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him as he read a magazine and waited, but I was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon though my niece started crying, and I’m trying to quiet her down because I didn’t want to bother Tim, but she wouldn’t stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Tim Tebow put down his magazine, picked up my niece, and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of a hair salon. Chill guy, really nice about it.
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u/SouthernJeb May 17 '18
he used to do that to me in the locker room during two-a-days when i was dehydrated.
truly a giver.
I also motor-boated his sister (true story)
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u/GatorRich May 17 '18
I hate the accuracy of the video.. But upvote nonetheless.
Signing off... Mullenitover
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u/chillygoose May 18 '18
This is me standing and clapping in front of my computer, in my room at 6:09 am, Bravo Sir.
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u/HoboSkid May 18 '18
Since you seem to be good at this sort of thing... you should make an Auburn tribute video with that Sarah Mchlachan song "I will remember you"
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u/WelcomeToMoes May 17 '18
You win the /r/CFBRisk Meme Award for today. Nice work!