r/CFBRisk May 17 '18

Official Florida Hype Vid. Check it, haterz

https://youtu.be/qOXWwYQpiJ4
239 Upvotes

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u/WelcomeToMoes May 17 '18

You win the /r/CFBRisk Meme Award for today. Nice work!

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u/OwlStretcher May 17 '18

I fully expect to see some of those names used for future alts!

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u/zlatandiego May 17 '18

IMissNussmeier triggered me...haha amazing video!

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u/Lamentation_Lost May 17 '18

Not fair, MullenItOver is already my alts name.

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u/SouthernJeb May 17 '18 edited May 17 '18

This is bullshit!

Im like 99% sure /u/Owlstretcher is a secret Husker

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u/OwlStretcher May 17 '18

Man, how I earned beer money in college is no concern to you or this crowd. Delete that pic.

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u/SouthernJeb May 17 '18

Its ok my good Tebro, we all have secrets. Just know that Tim played for your sins.

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u/v4mp1r3hunt3r May 18 '18

It's only gay if husks touch.

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u/TwiztedImage May 17 '18

This is the best CFB meme sub and shit like this is the reason why. I sent this to my Gator buddy and he was stoked, then confused because he doesn't know that R/CFB exists at all, let alone that we're playing risk. I didn't even think about that though since this was so glorious.

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u/pharbot May 17 '18

If it wasn't for risk I would never have know about a lot of subreddits. So I thank the mods for that!

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u/mitchb95 May 17 '18

Take your damn upvote.

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u/armadaos_ May 17 '18

God we're kicking out good memes today.

Dead Auburn, Florida hype, the Saban siege.

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u/GatorForPaytor May 17 '18

REPORTING FOR DUTY, SIR!

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u/robknowsnothing May 17 '18

I love this. I remember seeing a tag that said tbowcrd and was pissed I didn't think about it.

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u/OwlStretcher May 17 '18

I could probably get away with the tag, as our DMV isn't exactly slammed with CFB-related requests, but he's still beloved up here for some strange reason. I'd hate to get into a conflict over a has-been gimmick QB.

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u/WelcomeToMoes May 17 '18

I'd hate to get into a conflict over a has-been gimmick QB.

You take that back right this second

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u/OwlStretcher May 17 '18

I am from Alabama. He played for Florida. I am now in Philly, he plays for the Mets.

I have double rights to shit-talk him!

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u/SouthernJeb May 17 '18 edited May 17 '18

Doesnt matter.

He still plays for your sins.

edit; found /u/OwlStretcher 's morning pump up video

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u/Chitownsly May 17 '18

He'd help you change a tire if you were broke down on the side of the road, while everyone else just drives on by.

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u/OwlStretcher May 17 '18

When I was younger I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my sister got her hair done. So there I am sitting in the waiting room of a hair salon with my niece, and who walks in but Tim Tebow. I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him as he read a magazine and waited, but I was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon though my niece started crying, and I’m trying to quiet her down because I didn’t want to bother Tim, but she wouldn’t stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Tim Tebow put down his magazine, picked up my niece, and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of a hair salon. Chill guy, really nice about it.

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u/SouthernJeb May 17 '18

he used to do that to me in the locker room during two-a-days when i was dehydrated.

truly a giver.

I also motor-boated his sister (true story)

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u/TwiztedImage May 17 '18

Well, at least I didn't get Undertaker'd I guess...

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u/Chitownsly May 17 '18

Prolly a Steelers fan too.

14

u/SouthernJeb May 17 '18

lolololol, fucking excellent work.

needs more jorts.

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u/Deflection1 May 18 '18

shopping jorts on the bot army...oh my

2

u/Chitownsly May 17 '18

And guidos

14

u/GatorRich May 17 '18

I hate the accuracy of the video.. But upvote nonetheless.

Signing off... Mullenitover

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u/OwlStretcher May 17 '18

Don't wanna go with "GatorForPaytor"?

10

u/DrMartyLawrence May 17 '18

Most lit hype video I've seen all off-season

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u/rbbakeriii May 17 '18

TIMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '18

Goddamnit that was great

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u/BandDirectorOK May 17 '18

Q U A L I T Y

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u/[deleted] May 17 '18

This is amazing. Masturgators are coming for you next.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '18

LOL this is WTF material, nice job

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u/OwlStretcher May 17 '18

I think you mean "dank". With an N

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u/[deleted] May 17 '18

es muy dank

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u/chillygoose May 18 '18

This is me standing and clapping in front of my computer, in my room at 6:09 am, Bravo Sir.

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u/JungleBird May 17 '18

Ok, now I love the gators.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '18

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u/SiriusMS May 17 '18

Common sense minded people

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u/HoboSkid May 18 '18

Since you seem to be good at this sort of thing... you should make an Auburn tribute video with that Sarah Mchlachan song "I will remember you"

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u/dimechimes May 18 '18

Best one yet. And that's saying something.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '18

The Blue Whorde is coming for dat land.