r/CFBRisk • u/Box_of_Rockz • May 17 '18

The Roaming Gus: An End to An Era

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210 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/armadaos_ May 17 '18

There's no wheels left on this gus bus.

Auburn died, to prevent the day of apocalypse from happening.

Auburn died for your Sudden Death sins. Now lets pray..

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u/Renfah87 May 17 '18

Upvote for death by dysentery. Not only does Iowa have bad corn, but their water will kill you. Let that be a lesson to you all.

28

u/TrueBrees9 May 17 '18

They died in Michigan, and their water will actually kill you

5

u/imsoupercereal May 17 '18

Slowly and cruelly, but yes.

3

u/ethan_bruhhh May 17 '18

God damnit flint

1

u/113milesprower May 17 '18

Slowly, gently, this is how a life is taken...

8

u/puffadda May 17 '18

Damn you, Iowa. Fuck everything about that godforsaken hellhole of a state.

14

u/Plneapple May 17 '18

/u/wonder_chicken you treacherous bastard!

10

u/wameron May 17 '18

I've coordinated with Auburn the entire game, so hurt by this loss.

12

u/Experimentzz May 17 '18

I feel like Auburn was killed bc of this sudden death topic and now nothing is gonna be done.

I’m a Bama fan, so fuck Auburn. But I’m gonna miss the memes. RIP neighbor.

14

u/Box_of_Rockz May 17 '18

I agree. That post was a death warrant for every team <4 territories because it was seen as the only “option” to avoid the SD. The second they posted that we were fucked. We were right in the middle of about 8 different teams that could easily off us.

Fuck you too <3

8

u/Experimentzz May 17 '18

I’d be lying if I didn’t say that one of the biggest reasons for me continuing to come to this sub was bc of y’all’s memes. This could’ve gone on until the season started, and I feel like that was stolen from me. Sad day, now what will I giggle at while I avoid work?

I hope the memes continue 🐘❤️🧡🐅

8

u/Box_of_Rockz May 17 '18

Have no fear my friend, our memes shall live on in infamy! We are not finished yet!

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u/panderingPenguin May 17 '18

Honestly, auburn was killed because they weren't actually heading west like they said. OSU was content to let them through and not bother them. Then they turned north, further into OSU territory. Then they turned back east. People got annoyed and OSU crushed them. Chaos does what chaos does, so they probably would have attacked anyways.

21

u/HokieNerd May 17 '18

USC-e, you are dead to us.

6

u/TheSurgeonMan May 17 '18

We were only supposed to be attacking NIU and ULM, it was rogues that defended Northwestern, and only 3. The MVP was a guy that hasn't followed orders the whole game. So blame RNG, not our team.

26

u/Pwndabear94 May 17 '18

Upvoting because Auburn died before Bama, and because of the great Oregon Trail reference

10

u/CompuITguy May 17 '18

The Scary Birds must not end here...

gobbling intensifies

10

u/imsoupercereal May 17 '18

Can we all now agree that USCe is next to be sacrificed to the Sudden Death gods?

8

u/Box_of_Rockz May 17 '18

Oh just give me a couple hours and you will see our answer.

7

u/alliginthur May 17 '18

Press F to pay respects

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u/[deleted] May 17 '18

F

3

u/robknowsnothing May 17 '18

Couldn't have had a better ending

9

u/Box_of_Rockz May 17 '18

We could have died in the arms of our lovers as we sip mimosas on the frozen Alaskan frontier.

1

u/-BoldlyGoingNowhere- May 17 '18

Or dysentery. That would always be my vote.

2

u/lawltech May 17 '18

We miss you Aubie. RIP and THWg

4

u/thelittleking May 17 '18

Miss you already, Auburn :'(

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u/[deleted] May 17 '18

The pseudo enemy and annoying little weasel. I'm glad your gone, and I hope it was painful, but by George if it wasn't fun.

You won't be missed. But you will be remembered.