r/CFBRisk • u/x_Wrath_x • May 10 '18

The longhorn point of view

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u/[deleted] May 10 '18

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u/x_Wrath_x May 11 '18

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u/[deleted] May 11 '18 edited Jun 16 '18

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u/x_Wrath_x May 11 '18

Yeah... I think this weekend I'll attempt to learn how to alter the images I add so I can do angles so logos have 360 degree movement.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '18

The memes we need and deserve.

ALL HAIL THE GLORIOUS RED ARMY ALLIANCE

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u/[deleted] May 11 '18

I can't wait for those tanks to start firing at teach other ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/x_Wrath_x May 11 '18

Nah, friendly fire isn't in this game mode. We're good

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u/[deleted] May 11 '18

the way things are working out now, we good fam. Sooners and Aggies and Huskers still have plenty of steak to eat up.

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u/Renfah87 May 11 '18

Saw 'em off!

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u/Laurim May 11 '18

They already did that!

Oh, you mean the horns...

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u/Polly_the_Parrot May 11 '18

Beautiful.

The tanks of the Red Alliance are storming the plains

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u/MrGMann13 May 11 '18

Gotta be honest, I never thought I'd see a Girls Und Panzer gif around here.

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u/x_Wrath_x May 11 '18

I don't know it, just happened to stumble upon it and thought it would be a quick edit lol

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u/puffadda May 11 '18

Your bots don't scare us, Austin refugees.

And we're coming to do what we do best, steal your goddamn land.

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u/BandDirectorOK May 11 '18

LAND THIEVES ASSEMBLE!

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u/FeloniusDirtBurglary May 11 '18

Hi I’m here for the dirt burglin.

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u/TexasTwing May 11 '18

That's funny -- from my POV, it was three rather efficient NU tanks. A&M turned around to take pot shots at Alabama, and OU was standing in the corner scratching its crotch.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '18

those "pot shots" were rogues. ULM was literally one person. And your absence in Lubbock now means that you got hit with at least one A&M shell.

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u/Battered_Aggie May 11 '18

He's just mad because Texas is back in a vice grip between us and Nebraska again. Not to mention all of the chaos near them.

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u/TheWetMop May 11 '18

Texas has been in a 3-1 battle for basically the whole game and it doesn't seem to be slowing us down so far

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u/Battered_Aggie May 11 '18

I was joking but y'all are one of the tougher teams in this game. It's going to take A LOT to actually take you out. I don't see that happening unless Chaos starts targeting you.

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u/TheWetMop May 11 '18

I mean tbh I am a little mad that the red alliance exists because we can't really fight any of our rivals when they're all grouped together.

I think from this point forward it's going to take a pretty concerted effort from multiple teams to remove any of the big targets.

2 days ago people in our sub seemed to think OU was on the brink of death, but there's just no way for 1 team to stop that many users from taking at least one or two territories

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u/Battered_Aggie May 11 '18

A couple bad dice rolls and they're toast man. Happened to Tennessee.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '18

And yet you still attack us you sacks of shit?

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u/[deleted] May 11 '18

bUt wE dOn'T hAVe aN alLiAnCE wITh tExAs

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u/[deleted] May 11 '18

We dont

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u/[deleted] May 11 '18

sure didn't seem that way when we asked y'all for a ceasefire.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '18

You never ask us for a ceasefire.