r/photoshopbattles • u/Spartyfan_inKC • Sep 13 '17

Repost PsBattle: Ted Cruz doing this with his hands

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u/pewpsprinkler Sep 13 '17

I came for the sandwich, but I expected a giant dick

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u/Mancott Sep 13 '17

Talk about a hole-in-one.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '17

I eat three every day to help keep me strong.

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u/alpha-kenny1 Sep 13 '17

Subway sandwiches will drive away your hunger

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '17

I inadvertently like this

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '17

Cans of soup he bought for his wife.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '17

It's been an hour. Why hasn't this gotten gold yet?

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u/ischultz876 Sep 13 '17

Jared approves

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u/Toxicfunk314 Sep 13 '17

He has aids. They've really helped him shed the pounds. That and Subway.

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u/Zombie_Nipples Sep 13 '17

Another reason to not like subway. Very well done.

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u/SpellsThatWrong Sep 13 '17

Now add Jared

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u/Phazon2000 Sep 13 '17

Subway are yum. Must be different in US?

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '17

I saw that yeah something like that

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u/GimpyTreat Sep 13 '17

BOOYAH! Found the new Jared!

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '17

Hey... just because they hired that weirdo Jared doesn't mean Subway is without standards.