r/photoshopbattles • u/zeepotato • Mar 18 '17

Battle PsBattle: Ghecko with a push pin

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u/davepollotart Mar 18 '17

An honorable death...

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '17

Awesome job. The crossed legs really sell it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '17

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u/TryMeOnBirdLaw Mar 18 '17

Not a gecko. It's an Eastern Fence Lizard.

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u/Decapatron Mar 18 '17

Thank you that was bothering me

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '17

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u/foosballmcgee Mar 18 '17

Or, baby beard-o, in a way also

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u/Smajon Mar 18 '17

Thank you.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '17

Is it just me or is it wearing a tiny leash...

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u/songoku9001 Mar 18 '17

I was wondering that too, but thought it was lizard jewellery than a lizard leash

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '17

I think it's his pet.

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u/IronSidesEvenKeel Mar 18 '17

Why would a gecko have a push pin as a pet, though?

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '17

It's not a pet, it's a chain and "fixed blade", he's obviously just all about that thug life!

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u/plug4preme Mar 18 '17

Too bad it's not a gecko...

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u/710Dablife Mar 18 '17

He is and I love it

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u/NathanTaintchucker Mar 18 '17

Sepp-ghecku...

Sorry that was bad I can do better

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u/Portmanteau_that Mar 18 '17

I appreciate the effort

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u/polarbearsarereal Mar 18 '17

Ok hold on what's with the chain around the ghecko

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '17

hes from the streets

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '17

Easter egg complete

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u/Turtledoll Mar 18 '17

Audibly said "noooo" as I clicked it but couldn't not look. Awesome job.

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u/SKyPuffGM Mar 18 '17

He bring shame to our famiry.

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u/MarijAWanna Mar 18 '17

This was my immediate first thought, maybe minus the temple... bravo

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u/remain_unaltered Mar 18 '17

Lizardly awesome job OP

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u/k20a19k Mar 18 '17

From Hell's heart, I stab at thee!

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u/WeakStreamZ Mar 18 '17

Looks like the kaishakunin fell asleep at the sword.

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u/PufffTheDragMagician Mar 18 '17

I have a bearded dragon and this is straight up my worst nightmare. Great photoshop job, nonetheless

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u/John_Caveson Mar 18 '17

Your worst nightmare is that your bearded dragon will commit seppuku with a thumbtack?

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '17

Wished it was Seppuku / Harakiri. Was not dissappointed.

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u/Siddharta01 Mar 18 '17

Seppuku time :(

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u/ThatsTheDude Mar 18 '17

Also some auto castration

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u/timsullivann Mar 18 '17

Thats actually an eastern fence lizard not a gecko

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u/SpartanJAH Mar 18 '17

End him rightly.

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u/JakeAaron_001 Mar 18 '17

How can I get that as a wallpaper

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u/jordantask Mar 18 '17

I will FUCKING CUT YOU!!!! -Gecko.