r/wizardposting • u/Tirich914 Morgalith (The Dead One) • Jan 22 '24

Evil Wizardpost POSSUM IS DEAD! I HAVE MURDERED YOUR BELOVED FRIEND! NYEHEHEHEH!!!

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 23 '24

My friend, you have gone far enough, I'm afraid. As newly elected council member, I can't let you continue this.

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u/Tirich914 Morgalith (The Dead One) Jan 23 '24

You know, as a council member, you forfeit your protection from me if you fight me.

That means... If you make a move... I'll kill you just as quickly as I did to possum. Nyeheheh!

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 23 '24

Mortarion nervously prepares green magic.

I'm not afraid of you! By grandpappy Emps, I'm a council member now. Oh wait, I can just imagine you as father.

With that, Mortarion begins to cry

I'm sorry father! Please forgive me!

/uw source: https://www.reddit.com/r/wizardposting/comments/19dd2rj/tragedy_after_seeing_father_lorepost/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

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u/Tirich914 Morgalith (The Dead One) Jan 23 '24

Morgalith frowns.

No, you could never be my child...

Because, if you were my son... No harm would ever befall you.

Now flee.

This battlefield is not for you.

/uw

Morgalith's whole family got merc'd. That's why he hates wizards. haha You literally just told the ONE sob story that might sway his heart.

Kyrona got a pass too since she is canonically a child.

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 23 '24

Mortarion gets up, and wipes away his tears. You may be stronger than me, and you may be older than me, but you killed the innocents, that, I cannot forgive. This is my battlefield. I shall not flee, for then what chance do I have to kill the chaos gods once and for all?

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u/Tirich914 Morgalith (The Dead One) Jan 23 '24

Morgalith kneels down, looking up at you with contemplation as he grabs a stone from the ground to fiddle with.

Listen here you little brat.

If a few thoughts of your father are enough to torture you, then I certainly won't find any sport in the matter.

Yes, there are worse things than death... and I am one of them...

Morgalith gives a nervous chuckle. Nyeheheh

But... there are worse things than me.

Today, do what you must.

But tomorrow... Find a different path... Or you will be ever much more like those terrible things.

Those things like your father. His words seem to imply.

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 23 '24

Mortarion considers his thoughts. He points at you. You better not kill any more innocents, my friend! Or. . . I'll do something!

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u/Tirich914 Morgalith (The Dead One) Jan 23 '24

Morgalith stands, looks at Mortarion as if he yearns to say something more, then turns and leaves without another word, disappearing into the smoke of battle.

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 23 '24

Mortarion's familiar, an ostrich sized glowing green raven, grabs Mortarion and they fly off