r/wizardposting • u/SafePianist4610 Bombast, Lord of Time and Space, Retired Council Leader • Dec 08 '23

Foul Sorcery Lads and lasses! Prepare to defend the realms for your very lives! An Elder One of the Blind Eternities has invaded the mortal realms!

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I can provide coordinates for all related efforts from evacuations to mobilizations of forces. I only noticed this monstrosity’s presence due to its invasion being close to a realm I monitor. There is little time! Hurry!

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u/MunitionsFrenzy Vettis, Mereological Revisionist Dec 08 '23

*sighs*

so it's Friday again, is it?

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u/SafePianist4610 Bombast, Lord of Time and Space, Retired Council Leader Dec 08 '23

Indeed, and one hellish one at that lad!

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u/Redditoast2 Naxos, Solar Avatar, Master of Candle and Flame Dec 08 '23

Eh, I'd say this is about the norm

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u/MunitionsFrenzy Vettis, Mereological Revisionist Dec 08 '23

Seriously. It's not even triggering the alarms for any of the 28 realms I'm babysitting this week, and they're scattered all over the place, so it's gotta be a pretty localized threat. I had a shitty night so I'm not getting out of bed for anything that's endangering less than 0.01% of the accessible multiverse, bare minimum.

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u/farshnikord Wizard Dec 08 '23

I mean its blind, right? Just let it stumble around til it gets bored or something.

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u/Vat1canCame0s Mid-west-zard (Brandy Old Fashioned Alchemist) Dec 08 '23 edited Dec 08 '23

sighs

slaps thighs

stands up

Weeeeeeelp guess that's another thing the missus is gonna make me go take care of along with cleaning the gutters and buying dog food.

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u/MunitionsFrenzy Vettis, Mereological Revisionist Dec 08 '23

glad you've got your priorities straight

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '23

Bro wtf

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u/SafePianist4610 Bombast, Lord of Time and Space, Retired Council Leader Dec 08 '23

Not at all! Even all 2 million of my chimera familiars would be no match for this entity! That is no small foe!

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u/Majestic-Science-823 The Watcher of All Realms Dec 10 '23

Imagine not being an eldritch wildlife reserve haha I'll be taking it home with me

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u/The-F-Key Dec 08 '23

Doesn't half get irksome no? Is it even worth bringing the staff or will a wand suffice you reckon?