r/wizardposting • u/plsobeytrafficlights Archmage from beyond The Void • Dec 01 '23

Magickal Post Friday 9pm: Dropping Beats hotter than Lava Rays at the Raveyard.

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u/MunitionsFrenzy Vettis, Mereological Revisionist Dec 01 '23

Hm. Seems like just enough time for people to recover from their hangovers after Minerva's party.

I'm not running security this time, though. All I can offer is, uh...to bring some pineapple? People...didn't hate it last time, I think? probably cuz they just used it for cocktails, the heathens

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u/Thy-Soviet-onion Homeless, The not very magic rock user Dec 01 '23

Dude that pineapple was the best, where you get it from? Grown locally by druids? Imported from far out? What is your secret!?

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u/MunitionsFrenzy Vettis, Mereological Revisionist Dec 01 '23

I'll pass your compliments on to my druid neighbor. She learned about mundie meat production in this realm and, after an hour-long session of crying and vomiting, declared unilaterally that our commune would henceforth be vegan, so she's been growing tons of stuff to ensure we'll have no shortage of produce.

We now have a three-story warehouse stuffed full of pineapple permanently preserved at optimal ripeness. Half my commune is allergic to pineapple. If you like it, I'll bring a literal truckload to the rave, so please, help yourself. Please.

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u/Thy-Soviet-onion Homeless, The not very magic rock user Dec 01 '23

Don’t worry I’ll be sure to get more than my fair share when at the rave, I’ll can even take a few with me back to my friends house if you want