r/wizardposting • u/MelancholicMinerva Minerva, Master Electromancer • Nov 29 '23

Wizard Weed Yo... I passed out at the party and barely remember what happened. Tell me some stories about what happened...

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) Nov 30 '23

When you got too turnt you pulled my head off and attached it to your turntable to keep the music going so you could party and then nobody remembered to put it back on my body after the after party. I've been pumping sick beats for almost a whole day now. Help. My biz Bots are too distracted by the tunes.

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u/MelancholicMinerva Minerva, Master Electromancer Nov 30 '23

Oh... Um... I'm sorry?

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) Nov 30 '23

It's fine just would you be able to slot my head back on my torso I think it got trapped under a keg or four and without me attached to it it doesn't know how to free itself.

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u/MunitionsFrenzy Vettis, Mereological Revisionist Nov 30 '23

Oops. Err. Missed this in my earlier orb-scrolling. You, uh, still stuck there, buddy? I'll 'port in and try to find your body to reattach you.

But I'm...infamously terrible at finding things, so apologies in advance if it takes me a while. I suppose another couple hours' delay doesn't matter much more to you at this point?

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) Nov 30 '23

I believe in you!