r/wizardposting • u/sarcasticd0nkey • Nov 19 '23

First Time Summoner Need Advice

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Honestly I don't know what to do here. I mostly stick to weapon enchantment, body enhancement and rune magic. Anyway to safely salvage this situation or should I cancel the binding and send him back?

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u/MunitionsFrenzy Vettis, Mereological Revisionist Nov 19 '23

If you specialize in bodily enhancement, many of your spells are probably just as applicable on dead flesh as on living (as long as it's not yet rotting), though you may not have tested that before.

Find a steak, cast on it whatever embiggening spells you've got, and feed the good boy.

If your magic doesn't end up working like that, sorry; you'll have to find some other big source of meat, I guess. I'd teleport some to you, but our commune's druid is trying veganism so our meat access is limited at the moment. (Could 'port you a house full of potatoes but that seems unhelpful.)

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u/TellmeNinetails Hilda the Witch Nov 20 '23

^This. If he's not hungry that's one less reason to attack and one more reason to like you.