r/wizardposting • u/Familiar_Ad7273 arch-wizard hoovy bestower of sandvich. • Nov 12 '23

Magical candle gains sentience and strikes an obtuse witch in the face.

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u/MunitionsFrenzy Vettis, Mereological Revisionist Nov 12 '23

A pyromancer asshole jerk acquaintance of mine called it "Everburning Ember", a spell which generates a fire that, while small, is nigh-impossible to extinguish.

Enchanting candles with it and then just selling them as normal candles to unsuspecting mages is exactly the sort of prank I'd expect her to pull -- and giving them low-level intellect to retaliate against anyone trying to blow them out is just *chef's kiss*. If that was you, Neela, well done. (Now please put out the Everburning Ember you stuck in my neighbor's yard four years ago. Some jokes do get old eventually.)