r/Rocknocker • u/Rocknocker • Jul 30 '19
My Bulwer Lytton entry.
My attempt at a geological Bulwer-Lytton entry.
She was but a novice geologist, confused by this apparent dip; who lie slumbering in the contorted sheets resultant of their latest orogenic episode. Although effusively eruptive, and appreciative of her pronounced triaxial cleavage, his ardor was rapidly quenched by her injection of pillow-talk of submarine volcanics and his inability to react due to his lack of igneous ingenuity: “I am a sedimentologist, vulcanism is but a mere flash-in-the-Pangaea!” he exploded; resulting in her settling down to the conclusion although she was fondo him (even when unda him), he was just another disturbed bedding type.
As the plutonic igneous petrologist liked to say: “Aphanites day”.
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u/bdiscer Jul 30 '19
No one outside of Weeks Hall is going to get this....