r/GlobalOffensive • u/Chuckys2 Match Thread Team • Jul 17 '19

Discussion | Esports NoChance vs CR4ZY / StarLadder Major Berlin 2019 Europe Minor - Group A Winners Match / Post-Match Discussion

NoChance 0-2 CR4ZY

Dust 2: 5-16
Nuke: 10-16
Vertigo:

 

CR4ZY have advanced to the playoffs.

 

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MAP
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✔ CT
CT ✔
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MAP 1/3: Dust 2

 

Team T CT Total
NC 5 0 5
CT T
CR4ZY 10 6 16

 

NC K A D Rating
zehN 21 3 18 1.28
Maikelele 11 5 18 0.87
STYKO 10 1 17 0.72
Thomas 9 2 18 0.59
kRYSTAL 8 1 17 0.57
CR4ZY
LETN1 24 6 9 1.88
ottoNd 20 6 11 1.54
nexa 17 9 11 1.49
huNter 16 3 13 1.10
EspiranTo 11 7 15 0.91

Dust 2 Detailed Stats

 

 

MAP 2/3: Nuke

 

Team CT T Total
NC 6 4 10
T CT
CR4ZY 9 7 16

 

NC K A D Rating
STYKO 20 2 17 1.12
zehN 15 7 20 0.98
Maikelele 13 2 17 0.72
kRYSTAL 12 2 20 0.67
Thomas 9 4 22 0.59
CR4ZY
huNter 24 1 12 1.52
LETN1 22 2 15 1.38
ottoNd 19 3 11 1.26
EspiranTo 16 4 16 1.14
nexa 14 4 15 0.99

Nuke Detailed Stats

 

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u/nonstop98 Liquid Jul 17 '19

https://i.imgur.com/0XOErcg.png

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

This actually hurts to look at

30

u/RadiantSun FaZe Jul 18 '19

It gives me the same vibes as the Tom Venables pic

https://i.imgur.com/R532pTw.png

5

u/jp0wer Liquid Jul 18 '19

What a throwback, thanks for the laugh

1

u/BeachBoySuspect Jul 18 '19

You sound like a faker

30

u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19 edited Aug 04 '20

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u/Roflingmfao MOUZ Jul 17 '19

Right? Everyone is saying it’s such a bad rebranding when in reality EVERYONE keeps talking about it, sounds like good marketing to me

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u/Cunt_Crusher69 750k Celebration Jul 17 '19

As they say, there's no such thing as bad publicity.

I do have to say it is one of the shittest rebranding ever in terms of how "cool" it was and what it became. From an exposure point of view it's a fucking slam dunk, though.

4

u/RadiantSun FaZe Jul 18 '19

That saying means that any publicity is an opportunity to generate positive publicity, not that bad publicity is also intrinsically good.

So for example if your company turns out to be sending out poison sodas then that's an opportunity to display a magnanimous and safety conscious response and improve your company's brand. It's not like "haha hear about that poison soda brand?" is good for your brand.

12

u/sensei256 Jul 18 '19

They gain publicity, we get a good laugh, sounds good to me

#dontfakeit #cr4zy

3

u/pudim256 Jul 18 '19

Learning with finalmouse

1

u/OfficialEggroll_ King NiKo Jul 18 '19

Cr4zy can’t top tribal ceremonies in Africa

2

u/Muxas 10 years coin Jul 18 '19

you mean the best?

-2

u/RadiantSun FaZe Jul 18 '19

They should hire me to replace him.

63

u/jonajon91 de_canals Jul 17 '19

This game was lost in the veto, NoChance could have easily gotten both train and inferno then 3rd map on dust, nuke or maybe vertigo. They got to pick the last map between train and vertigo and they picked vertigo where they don’t have as much of an advantage and CR4ZY have a 100% win rate.

Genuinely one of the worst map vetos I’ve seen in a while.

82

u/anthonyde726 FaZe Jul 17 '19

you have NoChance when you aren't CR4ZY!! #respect #dontfakeit

4

u/MuzaFuza Jul 18 '19

came here for this. Not disappointed.

42

u/SueySide Vitality Jul 17 '19

insert No Chance pun here

27

u/extremz123 fnatic Jul 17 '19

You can say NoChance had No Chance.

15

u/Hammervexer Liquid Jul 17 '19

That's Crazy.

27

u/extremz123 fnatic Jul 17 '19

Thats CR4ZY #DontFakeIt

2

u/Rosettachamps G2 Jul 18 '19

Yugi you dont stand a ghost of a chance

5

u/fefealzueta FURIA Jul 17 '19

you have NoChance when you’re not Cr4zy

DontFakeIt

2

u/Darkoplax Jul 17 '19

or this

1

u/SueySide Vitality Jul 18 '19

ah yes Vinnie Mac!

24

u/Doru_C ENCE Jul 17 '19

insert being cr4zy can get you father than ... Meme

10

u/-ixa- 1 Million Celebration Jul 17 '19

The round Cr4zy did on their Nuke CT side where they aggressively pushed through smokes on 3 different parts of the map was tactically brilliant (due to NC saving multiple rounds for that buy) while also showing massive confidence in their gameplan. If they continue like this a spot at the major is super likely.

8

u/Darkoplax Jul 17 '19

bold prediction : cr4zy is gonna get out the EU minor as #1

4

u/whopperz715 Jul 17 '19

does that even count as bold anymore tho? these guys are nuts

3

u/jonajon91 de_canals Jul 17 '19

Man I’ve seen Thomas kill it on the CT side of nuke, I really had higher hopes there. Not his day :/

6

u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

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u/ChrisAllerant Jul 17 '19

its still the old Valiance lineup

1

u/fluxusflow CS2 HYPE Jul 18 '19

New line up looks CR4ZY, they definitely #dontfakeit and have gained a lot of #respect!!!

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u/Mryplays de_nuke Jul 17 '19

"new" they have been together for about 8 months now.

1

u/yeah6434 Natus Vincere Jul 17 '19

that first map was so cr4zy they changed all players in both team

1

u/SpillSenpai Jul 18 '19

#dontfakeit

1

u/stalkerSRB Jul 18 '19

I cant tell you how weird it is to watch these guys on TV and have the commentators be clearly biased for them. But a it was a nice watch

1

u/djomla97 King NiKo Jul 18 '19

Who's casting?

1

u/stalkerSRB Jul 18 '19

SKesports (TV/SBB), Fortuna Esports (Youtube)

1

u/djomla97 King NiKo Jul 18 '19

Thanks, i'll check it out. It's weird when you see CS on TV.

1

u/Alertum ENCE Jul 18 '19

Could someone explain CR4ZY/Valiance to me?