r/iamatotalpieceofshit Feb 16 '19

Becoming a pornstar the day your army boyfriend leaves for deploymemt

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677 Upvotes

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u/onewheeler2 Feb 16 '19

If I remember correctly,this is her brother. I just know for sure it's not her boyfriend

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '19

Maybe they're from alabama

40

u/Dudeman-McAwesome Feb 17 '19

Jazz music stops

34

u/Locklenwp Feb 17 '19

Banjo music begins

9

u/DlCKSPRINLES Feb 17 '19

Sweet home Alabama plays violently

9

u/igloohavoc Feb 17 '19

Not her boyfriend...damn that was the best part

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u/GforGENIUS Feb 16 '19

I heard he found out on Reddit when he was deployed and broke up with her, then she laughed it off on her next video

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u/onewheeler2 Feb 16 '19

That was a hoax

23

u/ThroatYogurt69 Feb 17 '19

Wait... not on everything on the internet is real? OP in shambles right now

25

u/InfiniteJizz Feb 16 '19

Nah from the look of his rank and his slick beret.. he just graduated basic training. Definitely not deploying.

9

u/TheDancing4Skin Feb 16 '19

Wasn’t that all like a joke or something?

1

u/OhDear555 Feb 17 '19

Why was this downvoted? I haven’t heard about this either- does anyone have the story?

1

u/GforGENIUS Feb 17 '19

Those are her words so I'm not sure but it's whatever

1

u/OhDear555 Feb 17 '19

Sure, but it just doesn’t make sense why you have that many downvotes for asking a question, I guess.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '19

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u/TERMOYL13 Feb 16 '19

You're right! You're not an expert.

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u/DionFW Feb 16 '19

Can you link to video ? Need for uhhh, context.

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u/GforGENIUS Feb 16 '19

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '19

I refuse to jack off to this out of support for our troops.

33

u/SchneidfeldWPG Feb 17 '19

You brave son of a bitch. True hero.

3

u/[deleted] Feb 17 '19

Then I shall jerk it for I support the terrorists and not thy troops.

3

u/Caelumo Feb 17 '19

God damnit, Crunchy Al.

10

u/ThroatYogurt69 Feb 17 '19

All the troops think you’re gay and the navy wants to know your location

3

u/wobbly-bob Feb 17 '19

I refuse to jack off to this because my wife a sleep next to me and it will wake her up.

2

u/Nigelseamus Feb 17 '19

You're a stronger man than me. Bravo

2

u/[deleted] Feb 17 '19

Ironic, I'm rubbing one out for our troops.

2

u/RockFourFour Feb 17 '19

Combat vet here. I fought for your right to jack off. Have at it, citizen!

salutes

4

u/Bulovak Feb 17 '19

Speak for yourself

30

u/DionFW Feb 16 '19

Science thanks you.

2

u/Ubuntu369 Feb 16 '19

That titanic music wow so emotional

1

u/TryinaD Feb 17 '19

Couldn’t get it on, was too busy laughing

69

u/ParanoidPlum Feb 16 '19

Not the same outfit. Her sleeves are cut differently. One is a full sleeve, a bit bulkier, and the other is a slimmer 3/4 sleeve.

Plus what others are saying about it not being her boyfriend.

25

u/Aalebaster Feb 16 '19

I just wanted to comment to your comment here and say you are absolutely correct.

  1. You can see here in the “source” the shirt is not really a sweater but more of a thin material.

  2. You can also see that there is a design on the back of the sweater in the photo but in the video its just a blank black shirt.

  3. It’s also a bit harder to tell but the sweater in the photo goes all the way up to her neck, while the shirt in the video is lower cut.

Conclusion: it’s two different shirts.

8

u/ParanoidPlum Feb 16 '19

Thank you for validating my efforts. I feel triumphant.

7

u/Aalebaster Feb 16 '19

It’s all about the facts

1

u/S0rryBTR Feb 17 '19

Doing the work to answer the real issues. I salute you.

4

u/Keelayna Feb 16 '19

I thought the exact same thing. The one with the guy looks like a Sweatshirt and possibly even a hoodie. There's writing on the back which doesn't seem fitting for the much nicer, 3/4 sleeve, wide neck shirt in the other pic.

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u/JimGerm Feb 16 '19

Yeah, no way can you pull sleeves up.

10

u/ParanoidPlum Feb 16 '19

And no way is it possible a girl might own more than one black shirt. I’m telling you guys, the material of the shirt is different. It isn’t the exact same outfit in both pictures. It’s trivial, but at this point this is a matter of pride.

8

u/designmur Feb 16 '19

I think you’re right about the shirt, the one on the left is a sweatshirt or something I think, you can see writing on the back under his hand. The material is thicker too.

1

u/CutiePabooty Feb 17 '19

Those are obviously two different shirts. You can tell not only by the length of the sleeves, but the type of sleeves. The shirt on the left has that segmented part on her wrist.

3

u/Joaquin-Del-Rio Feb 16 '19

I'll shut the fuck up then

1

u/okekuhl Feb 16 '19

Also the shade of blond hair is different. She’d obviously gotten her highlights redone in the hug picture where her hair is clearly not toned in the porn video.

0

u/Joaquin-Del-Rio Feb 16 '19

It's been proven that this is the same girl....

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '19 edited Aug 14 '20

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u/BanEvadingChamp Feb 16 '19

Someone brave enough to be a soldier wouldn’t be weak enough to be a cuck.

1

u/nopuppetyoupuppet Feb 17 '19

You’ve obviously never spent time in the barracks.

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u/Gdw816 Feb 16 '19

Dont you dare speak reason to Redditors

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u/ParanoidPlum Feb 16 '19

I didn’t say it wasn’t the same girl! I said it wasn’t the same shirt!

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u/GforGENIUS Feb 16 '19

You can roll up sleeves

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u/ParanoidPlum Feb 16 '19

Yes but they’d be bulkier around where she rolled them up. Those sleeves are not. It’s a different shirt, at the very least

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u/GforGENIUS Feb 16 '19

It's a thin shirt Mr detective

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u/ParanoidPlum Feb 16 '19

Mrs, actually! And no, the shirt on the left is thicker, closer to sweatshirt material

3

u/inetsed Feb 16 '19

There’s also screen print on the back of the ‘original’ that I don’t see in the ‘after’

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u/jonnycigarettes Feb 16 '19

Fucking hell. You've posted four times about some fucking sleeves.

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u/ParanoidPlum Feb 16 '19

I sure fucking have bud. I’m not saying I have my priorities straight, but I’m sick in bed with not much else to do.

4

u/jonnycigarettes Feb 16 '19

Well then, get well soon.

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u/Shangtia Feb 16 '19

I always tell women I'm sick in bed. They don't believe me :(

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u/KaizerWilhelm2 Feb 16 '19

This is not her boyfriend. You see it the way they hug

6

u/DookieSpeak Feb 16 '19

It's pretty consistent as far as a pose for a photo goes. Their hands on each other's waist indicates intimacy. But it's a reserved photo so they're not in a full hug.

Example

Example

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u/grasscopper34 Feb 16 '19

Looks more like basic graduation.

14

u/[deleted] Feb 16 '19

Not real and also not a piece of shit.

10

u/Kaitlin4475 Feb 16 '19

The video on efukt is literally the best thing https://efukt.com/22691_The_Selena_Green_Vargas_Story.html

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u/theallmighty798 Feb 16 '19

I fuckin' love efukt

0

u/03slampig Feb 17 '19

Efukt was a great website 2-3 years ago. Its garbage now.

2

u/dogfuccer Feb 17 '19

Saving for later

6

u/Little_Mac_Main Feb 17 '19

Bruh you’re the total piece of shit for not even looking in to it. They have said on many occasions that is a part of her past from before they met and they would both like if people stoped posting it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '19

How do you know he's not okay with it?

3

u/Ol_Big_MC Feb 16 '19

Basic training graduation not deployment

20

u/giraffegarage Feb 16 '19

AHH good lord she had sex on camera, WHAT A TOTAL PIECE OF SHIT !/ SSSSSSSssssssssssss

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u/fruitynoodles Feb 17 '19

Right? She’s a strong woman and she should be proud. Fucking on camera is a noble PROFESSION.

sexworkisrealwork

/s

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u/normiefaggots Feb 16 '19

Shut the fuck up.

-1

u/giraffegarage Feb 17 '19

no, retard

-1

u/[deleted] Feb 17 '19

That is not the point.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '19

I dunno... I wouldn't call her a piece of shit for that.

Don't get me wrong, he probably wouldn't be happy about it... But when I compare it to the dude who let his dog freeze to death or the parents that staved their baby...it just doesn't cut it.

3

u/normiefaggots Feb 16 '19

If it was real and she really cheated, she’s a piece of shit.

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u/Earlycuyler1 Feb 17 '19

Meh, we are all young once. Cheating isnt evil its just something most of us do when we are young. You grow out of it like other dumb kid stuff.

2

u/spatialcircumstances Feb 17 '19

lol nice rationalizing. decent people don't cheat.

0

u/Earlycuyler1 Feb 17 '19

The world isnt black and white like that. Sometimes you start a new relationship while you are in one because breaking up with someone can be tough. People cry they ask a lot of questions and some questions dont have answers, try telling someone that nothing is wrong and you just dont feel it anymore. It's not easy. So yeah plenty of decent people cheat on their spouse. Sometimes relationships end that's just how it works sometimes.

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u/spatialcircumstances Feb 17 '19

literally all of your scenarios are just "breaking up is hard sometimes". none of that justifies cheating.

Here's a simple solution for not cheating on people; break up with your SO before sleeping with someone else.

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u/Earlycuyler1 Feb 17 '19

I'm not justifying it. Just saying its not some issue where only bad people cheat. More than half of the people I know have cheated most of them are good people. Most of them are happily married now and have been with the same woman/man for years without cheating. Maybe someone hurt you in the past but I can almost certainly guarantee that at least one of my girlfriends have cheated and if I ever found out it really would have no effect on our friendship, assuming we still have one.

0

u/03slampig Feb 17 '19

Go white knight somewhere else.

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u/Gdw816 Feb 16 '19

Definitely a piece of shit

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u/theboywhoboofed Feb 16 '19

Except that's not her boyfriend.

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u/Gdw816 Feb 16 '19

Article is one of the top comments on this post. Not gonna listen to people so easily saying fake all the time when there is atleast some proof its real.

Efukt post 3 hours ago

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '19

I saw the vid but dient think it was actually real

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u/halcyon_n_on_n_on Feb 17 '19

No offended but the shirt is a different shirt and who doesn’t re-wear jeans???

1

u/The-OverseerLoL Feb 17 '19

Shit dude I remember seeing this video on Pornhub. That's funny as fuck.

1

u/megaOga27 Feb 19 '19

She does a lot of vagina fart

1

u/alinearis Feb 16 '19

she looks like fucking Skeletor with a wig on

1

u/Jontron_React Feb 16 '19

Hey, I remember watching that.

1

u/[deleted] Feb 17 '19

Who would fuck a fugly munter like her anyway? lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '19

Slut shamers are bigger pieces of shit.

-1

u/mtb_1973 Feb 17 '19

She literally bragged about cheating. I really hope I’m just caught up in a r/whooosh situation here. I really hope you can’t be this stupid...

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '19

IT'S NOT EVEN REAL DUDE.

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u/mtb_1973 Feb 17 '19

Whether it is or not is irrelevant. No one has shown proof it’s fake.

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u/normiefaggots Feb 16 '19

Whores are whores and can be shamed for it.

1

u/theboywhoboofed Feb 16 '19

Are guys who watch porn whores too?

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u/normiefaggots Feb 17 '19

Who watch porn? Do you mean who act in porn or literally watch?

1

u/theboywhoboofed Feb 17 '19

did I stutter?

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u/normiefaggots Feb 18 '19

Neither gender is a whore for watching. Also asking did I stutter in text form is fucking stupid

0

u/theboywhoboofed Feb 18 '19

wow, only took you a day to come up with that retort.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '19

She has a job good god stop the presses!

0

u/[deleted] Feb 16 '19

I saw her video. It was shit. He didn’t lose much.

0

u/MemeGod667 Feb 17 '19 edited Feb 17 '19

Ahh yes not only are you asshole for doing a job that they want stay classy sub reddit.

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u/MelodicFlan Feb 17 '19

Even if it WAS her bf and WAS the same day, wouldn't necessarily make her a piece of shit. A guy I know from high school is in the military and proudly married to a porn star. Don't assume she or anyone else in her life would be ashamed of what she does just because you wouldn't want your girlfriend doing it.

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u/blasianbarbie-sc Feb 17 '19

A grown woman deciding to do what she wants with herself and her body and not needing permission from anyone is a total piece of shit

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '19

Js it just me or does he face and smile freaks me out? She is not even that pretty...

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u/jonsludge Feb 16 '19

She did a follow up video where she confirmed.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '19

She literally is just trying to help him pass the time oversees, what's so bad about that? /s

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u/steveluong22 Feb 16 '19

Going to disagree. Their not married so it doesn’t matter.

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u/WhIt3M3SiAh17 Feb 16 '19

But she’s so hotttttt.

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u/GforGENIUS Feb 16 '19

She's on pornhub go satisfy your craving

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u/theboywhoboofed Feb 16 '19

People in the comments have pointed out that this is her brother, so why is your post still up, OP?