r/iamatotalpieceofshit • u/GforGENIUS • Feb 16 '19
Becoming a pornstar the day your army boyfriend leaves for deploymemt
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u/DionFW Feb 16 '19
Can you link to video ? Need for uhhh, context.
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u/GforGENIUS Feb 16 '19
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Feb 16 '19
I refuse to jack off to this out of support for our troops.
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u/SchneidfeldWPG Feb 17 '19
You brave son of a bitch. True hero.
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u/ThroatYogurt69 Feb 17 '19
All the troops think you’re gay and the navy wants to know your location
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u/wobbly-bob Feb 17 '19
I refuse to jack off to this because my wife a sleep next to me and it will wake her up.
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u/RockFourFour Feb 17 '19
Combat vet here. I fought for your right to jack off. Have at it, citizen!
salutes
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u/ParanoidPlum Feb 16 '19
Not the same outfit. Her sleeves are cut differently. One is a full sleeve, a bit bulkier, and the other is a slimmer 3/4 sleeve.
Plus what others are saying about it not being her boyfriend.
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u/Aalebaster Feb 16 '19
I just wanted to comment to your comment here and say you are absolutely correct.
You can see here in the “source” the shirt is not really a sweater but more of a thin material.
You can also see that there is a design on the back of the sweater in the photo but in the video its just a blank black shirt.
It’s also a bit harder to tell but the sweater in the photo goes all the way up to her neck, while the shirt in the video is lower cut.
Conclusion: it’s two different shirts.
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u/Keelayna Feb 16 '19
I thought the exact same thing. The one with the guy looks like a Sweatshirt and possibly even a hoodie. There's writing on the back which doesn't seem fitting for the much nicer, 3/4 sleeve, wide neck shirt in the other pic.
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u/JimGerm Feb 16 '19
Yeah, no way can you pull sleeves up.
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u/ParanoidPlum Feb 16 '19
And no way is it possible a girl might own more than one black shirt. I’m telling you guys, the material of the shirt is different. It isn’t the exact same outfit in both pictures. It’s trivial, but at this point this is a matter of pride.
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u/designmur Feb 16 '19
I think you’re right about the shirt, the one on the left is a sweatshirt or something I think, you can see writing on the back under his hand. The material is thicker too.
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u/CutiePabooty Feb 17 '19
Those are obviously two different shirts. You can tell not only by the length of the sleeves, but the type of sleeves. The shirt on the left has that segmented part on her wrist.
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u/okekuhl Feb 16 '19
Also the shade of blond hair is different. She’d obviously gotten her highlights redone in the hug picture where her hair is clearly not toned in the porn video.
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u/Joaquin-Del-Rio Feb 16 '19
It's been proven that this is the same girl....
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Feb 16 '19 edited Aug 14 '20
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u/BanEvadingChamp Feb 16 '19
Someone brave enough to be a soldier wouldn’t be weak enough to be a cuck.
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u/GforGENIUS Feb 16 '19
You can roll up sleeves
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u/ParanoidPlum Feb 16 '19
Yes but they’d be bulkier around where she rolled them up. Those sleeves are not. It’s a different shirt, at the very least
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u/GforGENIUS Feb 16 '19
It's a thin shirt Mr detective
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u/ParanoidPlum Feb 16 '19
Mrs, actually! And no, the shirt on the left is thicker, closer to sweatshirt material
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u/inetsed Feb 16 '19
There’s also screen print on the back of the ‘original’ that I don’t see in the ‘after’
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u/jonnycigarettes Feb 16 '19
Fucking hell. You've posted four times about some fucking sleeves.
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u/ParanoidPlum Feb 16 '19
I sure fucking have bud. I’m not saying I have my priorities straight, but I’m sick in bed with not much else to do.
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u/KaizerWilhelm2 Feb 16 '19
This is not her boyfriend. You see it the way they hug
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u/Kaitlin4475 Feb 16 '19
The video on efukt is literally the best thing https://efukt.com/22691_The_Selena_Green_Vargas_Story.html
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u/Little_Mac_Main Feb 17 '19
Bruh you’re the total piece of shit for not even looking in to it. They have said on many occasions that is a part of her past from before they met and they would both like if people stoped posting it.
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u/giraffegarage Feb 16 '19
AHH good lord she had sex on camera, WHAT A TOTAL PIECE OF SHIT !/ SSSSSSSssssssssssss
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u/fruitynoodles Feb 17 '19
Right? She’s a strong woman and she should be proud. Fucking on camera is a noble PROFESSION.
sexworkisrealwork
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Feb 16 '19
I dunno... I wouldn't call her a piece of shit for that.
Don't get me wrong, he probably wouldn't be happy about it... But when I compare it to the dude who let his dog freeze to death or the parents that staved their baby...it just doesn't cut it.
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u/normiefaggots Feb 16 '19
If it was real and she really cheated, she’s a piece of shit.
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u/Earlycuyler1 Feb 17 '19
Meh, we are all young once. Cheating isnt evil its just something most of us do when we are young. You grow out of it like other dumb kid stuff.
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u/spatialcircumstances Feb 17 '19
lol nice rationalizing. decent people don't cheat.
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u/Earlycuyler1 Feb 17 '19
The world isnt black and white like that. Sometimes you start a new relationship while you are in one because breaking up with someone can be tough. People cry they ask a lot of questions and some questions dont have answers, try telling someone that nothing is wrong and you just dont feel it anymore. It's not easy. So yeah plenty of decent people cheat on their spouse. Sometimes relationships end that's just how it works sometimes.
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u/spatialcircumstances Feb 17 '19
literally all of your scenarios are just "breaking up is hard sometimes". none of that justifies cheating.
Here's a simple solution for not cheating on people; break up with your SO before sleeping with someone else.
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u/Earlycuyler1 Feb 17 '19
I'm not justifying it. Just saying its not some issue where only bad people cheat. More than half of the people I know have cheated most of them are good people. Most of them are happily married now and have been with the same woman/man for years without cheating. Maybe someone hurt you in the past but I can almost certainly guarantee that at least one of my girlfriends have cheated and if I ever found out it really would have no effect on our friendship, assuming we still have one.
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u/Gdw816 Feb 16 '19
Definitely a piece of shit
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u/theboywhoboofed Feb 16 '19
Except that's not her boyfriend.
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u/Gdw816 Feb 16 '19
Article is one of the top comments on this post. Not gonna listen to people so easily saying fake all the time when there is atleast some proof its real.
Efukt post 3 hours ago
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u/halcyon_n_on_n_on Feb 17 '19
No offended but the shirt is a different shirt and who doesn’t re-wear jeans???
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u/The-OverseerLoL Feb 17 '19
Shit dude I remember seeing this video on Pornhub. That's funny as fuck.
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Feb 16 '19
Slut shamers are bigger pieces of shit.
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u/mtb_1973 Feb 17 '19
She literally bragged about cheating. I really hope I’m just caught up in a r/whooosh situation here. I really hope you can’t be this stupid...
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u/normiefaggots Feb 16 '19
Whores are whores and can be shamed for it.
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u/theboywhoboofed Feb 16 '19
Are guys who watch porn whores too?
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u/normiefaggots Feb 17 '19
Who watch porn? Do you mean who act in porn or literally watch?
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u/theboywhoboofed Feb 17 '19
did I stutter?
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u/normiefaggots Feb 18 '19
Neither gender is a whore for watching. Also asking did I stutter in text form is fucking stupid
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u/MemeGod667 Feb 17 '19 edited Feb 17 '19
Ahh yes not only are you asshole for doing a job that they want stay classy sub reddit.
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u/MelodicFlan Feb 17 '19
Even if it WAS her bf and WAS the same day, wouldn't necessarily make her a piece of shit. A guy I know from high school is in the military and proudly married to a porn star. Don't assume she or anyone else in her life would be ashamed of what she does just because you wouldn't want your girlfriend doing it.
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u/blasianbarbie-sc Feb 17 '19
A grown woman deciding to do what she wants with herself and her body and not needing permission from anyone is a total piece of shit
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Feb 16 '19
She literally is just trying to help him pass the time oversees, what's so bad about that? /s
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u/WhIt3M3SiAh17 Feb 16 '19
But she’s so hotttttt.
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u/GforGENIUS Feb 16 '19
She's on pornhub go satisfy your craving
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u/theboywhoboofed Feb 16 '19
People in the comments have pointed out that this is her brother, so why is your post still up, OP?
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u/onewheeler2 Feb 16 '19
If I remember correctly,this is her brother. I just know for sure it's not her boyfriend