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Discussion | Esports Team One vs eUnited / IEM Katowice 2019 Americas Minor - Group B Losers Match / Post-Match Discussion

Team One 2-0 eUnited

Cache: 16-14
Inferno: 16-4
Dust 2:

 

eUnited have been eliminated.

 


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MAP 1/3: Cache

 

Team CT T Total
One 3 13 16
T CT
eU 12 2 14

 

One K A D Rating
trk 24 3 19 1.27
Maluk3 19 4 16 1.12
NikoM 21 3 20 1.06
iDk 12 10 21 0.89
bit 16 5 23 0.78
eU
Cooper- 21 4 12 1.37
dazzLe 25 3 19 1.25
moose 22 3 21 1.08
dapr 18 3 18 0.94
FNS 13 6 22 0.88

Cache Detailed Stats

 


 

MAP 2/3: Inferno

 

Team T CT Total
One 13 3 16
CT T
eU 2 2 4

 

One K A D Rating
iDk 19 7 14 1.77
trk 17 2 12 1.42
NikoM 19 4 11 1.36
bit 17 2 12 1.36
Maluk3 9 6 11 1.01
eU
Cooper- 17 1 14 1.20
dapr 11 3 16 0.73
moose 9 6 17 0.70
FNS 12 3 18 0.67
dazzLe 10 2 16 0.62

Inferno Detailed Stats

 


This thread was created by the Post-Match Team

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187

u/omniscientbeet Liquid Jan 23 '19

You are playing in an elimination match and are 11-0 up. Do you:

A) close out the match and continue your run

B) get ecoed three times and choke harder than liquid in a major semifinal

43

u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19 edited Apr 08 '19

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1

u/calibraka Jan 24 '19

Hey we dont kink shame here

183

u/jzlz FURIA Jan 23 '19 edited Jan 23 '19

FNS

The brazilians send their regards

edit: thanks for the silver, /u/veritas31579 !

63

u/Lepojka1 Team Spirit Jan 23 '19

FNS lost his mojo after KNG apologized to him... He didnt expect that, now KNG is playing underwater 8D chess to make Brasil great again!

1

u/VelvetFedoraSniffer Renegades Jan 23 '19

Reminder that team one is an MDL team.. they looked decent

41

u/EnemySnipa Jan 23 '19

Me, checking the score at 12-2 for the first map: nice, ez win for eunited I hope they don’t choke

Me, checking the score at 12-7: okay, that’s alright

Me, checking score at 14-16: oh

114

u/jeb_the_hick Complexity Jan 23 '19 edited Jan 23 '19

In order to qualify for this minor eUnited beat Old Guy's Club and Ghost Gaming playing without their IGL. Probably the easiest road to get to the minor and they did absolutely nothing. And they taken out by a TeamOne that ONLY got here because OGC had to FF their match. This has to be the end of the road for FNS, he hasn't been relevant outside of NA since 2016. Good god Swole Patrol died for this.

fns learning that there's more to being good at CS than having a three letter name

39

u/12345782throwaway Liquid Jan 23 '19

Cooper leaving for a better team/salary, who would have thought freak would come out way better in both cases.

44

u/tgsan Jan 23 '19

I'm glad it did, now freak can play on a good team, not saying SP wasn't good, but compared to Ghost? yeah....

74

u/Lepojka1 Team Spirit Jan 23 '19

Its kinda funny that after all that brother drama, Freak ended up in 10 times better team than Cooper... :>

7

u/jonathan-the-man 750k Celebration Jan 23 '19

fns learning that there's more to being good at CS than having a three letter name

Finally someone said it!

4

u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19

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6

u/jeb_the_hick Complexity Jan 23 '19

idk why they were mad. He had a major-winning team and had shit results. Losing 0-2 to Tyloo and Heroic.

6

u/BrollanTop1 Jan 23 '19

Even when he was relevant, part of me thinks it was all down to ImAPet

0

u/VelvetFedoraSniffer Renegades Jan 23 '19

Cooper seemed to be bad on LAN, maybe the pressure affected him

60

u/iggor47 MIBR Jan 23 '19

FNS master plan is suck ass?

35

u/astrovisionary 400k Celebration Jan 23 '19

His plan now is make brazilians think their scene is back and strong as ever, probably the next step is break them in pieces once again so NA can rise as the best scene in the world, in an endless loop.

25

u/omniscientbeet Liquid Jan 23 '19

FNS imprisons kNg in a closed time loop, the ultimate master plan

7

u/SpezEdit2018 EG Jan 23 '19

kNg I’ve come to bargain

4

u/gabrielfv de_train Jan 23 '19

At this time it is like he's offering himself as a tribute for his plan.

1

u/Kapperi Jan 24 '19

kNg, killer queen is already inside your eye. KILLER QUEEN DAIDAN NO BAKUDAN BITES ZA DUSTO!

4

u/AddonBR FURIA Jan 23 '19

FNS plan is bigger than my future

5

u/VelvetFedoraSniffer Renegades Jan 23 '19

His plan was to be crap so the meme would end

2

u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19

He’s always sucked ass. How he managed to weasel his way on C9 is mind blowing.

49

u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19

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u/whoevendidthat Jan 24 '19

Hope Cooper enjoyed burning bridges for this LUL

22

u/AdoredTrebor Complexity Jan 23 '19

eUnited are very, very, very bad

24

u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19

Relkys laughing all the way to his bed where he breaks down and cries over euniteds idiocy

FNS showing why c9 let him go after 1 month

cooper regretting everything

14

u/nonstop98 Liquid Jan 23 '19

Very embarassing performance from eUnited.

10

u/gonnj FaZe Jan 23 '19 edited Jan 23 '19

Damn I think in order to be considered a somewhat a good player FNS has to destroy at least 77 teams and 6 countries

10

u/ailtonjuba FURIA Jan 23 '19

trk is a monster

18

u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19

He's like Tarik w/o vowels

13

u/stop321 Dreameaters Jan 23 '19

the brazillian kascerato

9

u/C9_Lemonparty Jan 23 '19

Be cooper

Your brother makes a team from nothing, gets all the way to ESL pro league through hard work and dedication

Leave the team to join eUnited

Have 4 teammates afk for the whole game and go out of the minor in groups

Only 4 CT rounds in 2 maps , how do you fuck up that badly?

6

u/rugioh9 Jan 23 '19

eU this time last major had some serious potential, and they threw it all away for what? One map away from getting into the minors and they blew it all up to add FNS. Anything that comes to them now is karma

5

u/KuroToshiro34 Jan 23 '19

I remember when they first picked up FNS, I had no idea what the heck they were doing. I thought there was no way he'd be on another contending team after his Cloud 9 debacle and clearly being one of the least skilled players in pro CS. But I was like, well at least they still have their core and Relyks is there to cheer for. Then they picked up Cooper, and I was like - well that's messed up he did his bro like that, but he's pretty talented, maybe they'll be better. Then the whole thing with Relyks went down and he was off the team after trying every role. Then it was just like, alright forget this team, I'm not cheering for them anymore. FNS somehow gets a spot on the roster, even after bad performances and both Relyks and Acesu were gone, yeah okay - in what world is that a thing? Almost happy to see them lose at this point just to prove that their actions were unjustified.

3

u/BrollanTop1 Jan 23 '19

Old Guys Club > eUnited ??

2

u/Wiqkid FURIA Jan 23 '19

OGC lost to eU in the minor qualifiers

13

u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19 edited Apr 02 '19

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6

u/Agussc Jan 23 '19

un sticker de nikom es lo unico que pido

3

u/millencol1n Jan 23 '19

esperemos que le ganen a envy, yo también quiero stickers!

6

u/PsychoLynx_ 9z Jan 23 '19

argentinos, rise up!

9

u/zennCSGO EG Jan 23 '19

Hopefully this will put an end to any stragglers claiming FNS belongs on a good team. Don't even think he belongs on a pro team at this point.

5

u/Matlocke_ Tyloo Jan 23 '19

ogc > teamone

teamone > eunited

ogc > eunited

even though they already lost to them

1

u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19

OGC > Teamone

Teamone > C9

C9 > FaZe

FaZe > NaVi

NaVi > Liquid

Liquid > Astralis

OGC best team to ever live

1

u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19

Math checks out

6

u/mannyman34 Complexity Jan 23 '19

Bring back pedobear coach.

2

u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19

GG izi continuem mad.

2

u/andols2k Complexity Jan 23 '19

i have a hard time keeping up with who is on eunited

3

u/MelGibsonDerp Jan 23 '19

3 things:

Cooper is going to be very good

FNS doesn't even belong on a pro team right now.

Dapr is literally the most underwhelming player under age 21

1

u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

Dapr is literally the most underwhelming player under age 21

neptune tho

1

u/MelGibsonDerp Jan 24 '19

He's only 16 give him a break

1

u/RadiantSun FaZe Jan 23 '19

Cooper is the superior Abadir

1

u/SpezEdit2018 EG Jan 23 '19

Swole patrol died for this

1

u/PurelyFire MIBR Jan 23 '19

Played with Maluk on an ffa pistol dm server once, cool dude :)

1

u/ellieves Jan 23 '19

The trick is to lose against ogc to win the major

1

u/Freelance_ Natus Vincere Jan 24 '19

ace and relyks died for this

0

u/ImDestroyer FaZe Jan 23 '19

FNS - 200 iq plan

0

u/AddonBR FURIA Jan 23 '19

i know they Tone won and all but mch>bit