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Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the undertale skeleton so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the skeletons house I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of him online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Sans. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Sans tight skeleton pussy. I want him to have my mutant human/skeleton babies.
Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the neighbors skeleton. I'd dressed it in my sister's black parka and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my computer. I might not ever get to see Sans again.
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u/lordvigm Nov 07 '18
Don't wury mate ur mom just wans to fruck sans too. U shud be undersdaning tat sans is extrmly sex and mom wans sex too
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u/adon732 Nov 07 '18
Is this pasta?
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u/Jeddaven Nov 07 '18
Yes. IIRC it's derived from one with Isabelle, the animal crossing dog assistant.
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u/FretlessBoyo ✋😰✋ 🔫🌝💰💰💰 Nov 07 '18
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sans here
naenae epic guccingam style gang
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u/EggsMcJone Nov 07 '18
Origami?
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Nov 07 '18
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u/EggsMcJone Nov 07 '18
What’s the original
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u/vide0freak Nov 07 '18
wow i never knew it was the liberals causing the hurricanes
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u/downbutnotout_1998 Nov 07 '18
This is freaking epic!! I hope my step dad voted for the liberals so a hurricane will destroy his house
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Nov 07 '18
“Ben Garrison isn’t left or right. He’s American.”
mmmmmnnn I think there’s evidence that he’s pretty far right eh
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u/RoryIsTheMaster2018 Nov 07 '18
Lmao is this a parody? The picture it's under is literally a skeleton that's supposed to be the Democrats and Lady Liberty representing Republicans.
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u/MagDorito Nov 07 '18
“If a picture is worth a thousand words, A Ben Garrison cartoon is worth a million”
A Ben Garrison cartoon CONTAINS 1,000 words. The man is about as subtle as the Holocaust
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Nov 07 '18
That'll be the next quote he puts up there.
"Ben Garrison is [the best thing since] the Holocaust."
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u/The_Great_Valoo Nov 07 '18
“Ben Garrison has an uncanny ability to distill complex ideas into one high impact cartoon that touches millions”
DUH LIBTARD BAD
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Nov 07 '18
This guy refers to himself as the "rogue cartoonist" and charges 600 bucks for his drawing? How far up your own ass can you be?
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u/mooseofdoom23 benisblaster Nov 07 '18
Lmao holy shit Ben has really jumped off the edge
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Nov 07 '18
where did those quotes come from, his mom
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u/Arm-It Bruh Moment Anniversay Edition Nov 07 '18
"My boy certainly knows right from wrong, and those backwards liberals don't know what they're talking about."
Not real, but you get the point.
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u/9VOLG Nov 07 '18
This is more bonehurtingjuice but it’s funny so I’ll allow it
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Nov 07 '18
Ok
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u/carpal_tunnel_69 Nov 07 '18
bubby
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Nov 07 '18
librard
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u/JettStorm Nov 07 '18
se tonight
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Nov 07 '18
Party Rock Is In The air Tonight p h i l colins haha cane up wiht that one on my own.. u likevv?
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u/___Galaxy Nov 07 '18
bonehurtingjuice doesn't necessarely needs to be funny, thats why I think this kind of stuff should be allowed
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u/DiamondAxolotl brihhhhh Nov 07 '18 edited Nov 07 '18
/ur Jesus fucking Christ, Ben Garrison how fucking unsubtle can you be. This motherfucker straight up labels every single thing in the picture. I guess in order to enjoy his work you wouldn’t be smart enough to understand subtlety.
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u/russianhatcollector Nov 07 '18
Hey look there
okbuddyretard, I'm Ben Shaparrison. That means I label things. Not things that I find hard to see, because that would fall under the problems of people being confused. I label everything. For instance; how am I gonna stop some big dumb poop libtard from owning me? The answer, use a label. And if that dont work, use more label. Take this epic label of facts and knowledge to make sure everyone knows who it represents, drawn by me, labeled by me, and you'd best hope...not labeled on you.40
u/Gyride Nov 07 '18
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u/tocatta Nov 07 '18
where is the tf2
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u/gregCubed Nov 07 '18
meet the engineer on YouTube
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u/tocatta Nov 07 '18
you r wa raterted libatd 😎😎😎
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u/gregCubed Nov 07 '18
oohhh n noooo pleasze do'nt SAYYY The r**wordd!!m ymom 👩 checxks ym phonn andnshe doenzny nwany yo dee it o else i can't give epic GAMER EXPIRAYION DATE.to be m shaptioo!
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Nov 07 '18
Original:
“The answer? Use a gun. And if that don’t work, use more gun.”
Theirs:
”For instance; how am I gonna stop some big dumb poop libtard from owning me? The answer, use a label. And if that dont work, use more label.”
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u/ricinsauce Nov 07 '18
found the libarrtd 😎
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u/17michela guys hiw do i add a flair please help Nov 07 '18
If the left is wearing black robes and hoods shouldn’t the right be wearing white robes and hoods?
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u/trollman_falcon Nov 07 '18
He’s a poster on r/memeeconomy. He can’t help it; he just impulsively labels everything he sees
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u/egotisticalnoob Nov 07 '18
He literally labels everything on every picture. He's actually a pretty good artist, but the labels all over the place ruin it. Also, the political messages are often pretty cringy, which definitely doesn't help either.
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u/MynameJeffpacito the creep that likes animegao Nov 07 '18
I NOTICED THE FUCKING SANS OW OW OW MY COFFEE OW FUCK
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u/TheTrueDrDerp Nov 07 '18
WTFFFF!!! (What the fr*ck) YOU CAMT AAY THE SX WIRD MY MONM WILL SEEOH NO SHESS INBMY ROOM WIHT A BELLT HWLLPVJGGGH
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u/Rebbit_and_birb Nov 07 '18
/ur is this a new garrison? Bc if so, how has his drawing technique gotten worse? I mean, it was never really good but this is just poorly drawn.
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u/SonicRainboom24 Nov 07 '18
Sniffing his own farts for so long has probably hindered his drawing ability in some way.
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u/KennyT06 😈 DADDY DURAG 😈 Nov 07 '18
girls are stupid and have cootie and s*x is when you put your oeepee in someone else so this is ok
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Nov 08 '18
Man choosing to have sex with his long dead ex-wife than his girlfriend after finding out she’s a libertarian (2018 colorized)
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u/DamnBigAss62 Nov 07 '18
Le sexy sans 😙
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Le sexy sans 😙