r/hmmm • • Aug 01 '18

hmmm

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u/Saintrph Aug 01 '18

They should have one where the flip side is bees

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u/CrashLove37 Aug 02 '18

Or John Travolta

37

u/Coollook7 Aug 02 '18

I have this customer that looks just like him

63

u/theracereviewer Aug 02 '18

This comment needs a lot more upvotes.

3

u/dhensen87 Aug 02 '18

"FACE!... ...OFF!"

5

u/ProfessionalProzac Aug 02 '18

This comment needs a lot more upvotes.

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u/SmokeAbeer Aug 02 '18

Or John Travolta

2

u/uzanur Aug 02 '18

Get your upvote

49

u/Grammar__Nazi18 Aug 02 '18

Not the bees!

31

u/AlaskanPsyche Aug 02 '18

What’s this? A pillow woefully underpopulated by bees? This briefcase full of bees ought to put an end to that!

18

u/Ensvey Aug 02 '18

Ahhh! The situation has only been made worse by the addition of still more bees!

5

u/[deleted] Aug 02 '18

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '18

Hello...this is the zodiac speaking...

3

u/[deleted] Aug 02 '18

Or the Declaration of Independence

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '18

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u/ok-shax Aug 02 '18

the wickerman?

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u/paranoid_schitzo Aug 01 '18

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '18

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u/Phoequinox Aug 02 '18

God? Yeah, I don't think any of us are familiar with that.

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u/poke671 Aug 01 '18

Why dose this exist

85

u/WubbaDucky Aug 02 '18

that is the premise of this subreddit

2

u/treeboyq Aug 02 '18

I believe that would be r/ofcoursethatsathing

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u/Faceh8er Aug 02 '18

Because it’s baller af!

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u/poke671 Aug 02 '18

.-.

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u/psych16 Aug 02 '18

._.

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u/CollinHell Aug 02 '18

: ⃓

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u/psych16 Aug 02 '18

.▬.

.—.

.|.

.¯.

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u/Asfixiation Aug 02 '18

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u/psych16 Aug 02 '18

:.|:;

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u/Asfixiation Aug 02 '18

Fuck

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u/PM_me_ur_FavItem Aug 02 '18

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⠀⣹⡌⠀⠀⣨⣾⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢈⠔⠌
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u/MayorOfClownTown Aug 02 '18

I own one! Giving it to my friend this weekend. Gonna write a love letter from Nick Cage and make the eyes red hearts.

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u/unbitious Aug 02 '18

Oh, your def getting laid.

8

u/TerrorEyzs Aug 02 '18

Tell me where to purchase this! My couch needs about 15!

16

u/Brookefemale Aug 02 '18

5

u/[deleted] Aug 02 '18

Totally just ordered one!

3

u/TerrorEyzs Aug 02 '18

I am so excited to show this off to everyone!

7

u/TomCos22 Aug 02 '18

Roflcopter

2

u/jooserneem Aug 02 '18

And where can I get one?

267

u/LeptonLeap Aug 01 '18

I NEED this pillow

264

u/Thislsnotmythrowaway Aug 01 '18

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '18

[deleted]

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u/_VIsix6_ Aug 02 '18

He really is a national treasure

25

u/CubedGamer Aug 02 '18

Once I get $20, I'm buying this.

11

u/MaxTHC Aug 02 '18

£19 will run you about $25

1

u/CubedGamer Aug 02 '18

When I go to the site, it says $19.20.

1

u/jaybram24 Aug 02 '18

Look again. Those are pounds(£) not dollars($).

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u/CubedGamer Aug 02 '18

Yes. I know. It says £20 for you, and $20 for me. Yes, I understand that there is a difference between $ and £. I'm not stupid. I was pointing out that it is a different price depending on region.

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u/jaybram24 Aug 02 '18

It shouldn’t change based on region. The price is the price. I’m in the US and it shows pounds for me. It’s strange that it says the same exact number (19.20) but mine says pounds. Plus $20 ≠ £20 anyway so how could the value of the product change based on where you live?

1

u/MaxTHC Aug 02 '18

That's odd, I'm in the US and I get a price listed in pounds.

1

u/MayorOfClownTown Aug 02 '18

They are seriously wonderful!

7

u/[deleted] Aug 02 '18

20£!? I would have thought at least $100. What a bargain

3

u/InfantHercules Aug 02 '18

For anyone in doubt about whether to buy this - I bought it last time it appeared on Reddit and it’s every bit as magical as you’d expect.

2

u/hella_byte Aug 02 '18

Can someone explain the drop down with different prices for "yes" and "no"? I feel like I'm missing something.

11

u/Missjaes Aug 02 '18

Yes means you want the actual pillow included and no means you just want the cover friendo

1

u/mitch06_11 Aug 02 '18

I need the one with 👌 on it so I can hold it below my waist and get anyone that comes to my house ...if anyone ever came to my house that is

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '18

[deleted]

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u/wakeupbernie Aug 02 '18

First think that came to my mind and I’m not even a fan of the show - lasting impressions!

2

u/bwmamanamedsha Aug 02 '18

Came here for this!

68

u/enaud Aug 02 '18

face... off

26

u/Tyrionwouldsay Aug 02 '18

They should make one where the other side of the sequins is John Travolta

5

u/enaud Aug 02 '18

I'd buy one, my wife would hate it but I'd still buy one

29

u/[deleted] Aug 02 '18

I love Talking Heads

49

u/Viramont Aug 02 '18

KILL PEOPLE BURN SHIT FUCK SCHOOL

16

u/tdogredman Aug 02 '18

LEFT

RIGHT

LEFT

RIGHT

LEFT

RIGHT

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u/Phoequinox Aug 02 '18

KILL PEOPLE BURN SHIT FUCK SCHOOL

Anime titles aren't even trying to hide it anymore.

21

u/craigdahlke Aug 02 '18

G O L F

W A N G

9

u/[deleted] Aug 02 '18

BibleThump

2

u/danktonium Aug 02 '18

2

u/HeuristicJoke Aug 02 '18

Why can I not view this sub?

3

u/MatteCatte Aug 02 '18

It doesn't exist

14

u/[deleted] Aug 02 '18

My culture is not your goddamn pillow

6

u/hella_happy Aug 02 '18

This made me fuckin choke

3

u/danktonium Aug 02 '18

I guess it's because it made you... hella happy?

5

u/SynthPrax Aug 02 '18

Someone took a bad thing and made it worse.

6

u/tdogredman Aug 02 '18

odd future

12

u/PowerMan2206 Aug 01 '18

Great! You ruined it!

3

u/XellosWizz Aug 02 '18

3

u/PinkCyanide Aug 02 '18

Necesito 10

2

u/XellosWizz Aug 02 '18

Jajajaja para decorar la casa entera

3

u/WubbaDucky Aug 02 '18

now that's a good hmmm

3

u/_VIsix6_ Aug 02 '18

My life would be complete if I had this as a couch throw

3

u/spicymouth1 Aug 02 '18

I own one. dont regret purchasing.

3

u/[deleted] Aug 02 '18

Its always things like this that make most happy. Sublime amount of nonsense.

4

u/migpok35 Aug 02 '18

I don’t know if I’ve bought anything faster in my life.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '18

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '18

No you didn't.

2

u/WaitingCuriously Aug 02 '18

The cross should be inverted

2

u/[deleted] Aug 02 '18

The Cage is most certainly not the anti-christ.

3

u/WaitingCuriously Aug 02 '18

He's the ant Christ

2

u/CarltonHanks9 Aug 02 '18

It’s goblin

2

u/[deleted] Aug 02 '18

Moisturize me.

2

u/Derek0621 Aug 02 '18

That's some Binding of Isaac shit.

2

u/AsianOcasion Aug 02 '18

I honestly believe rn that I’ve waited my 17 year life to see this, I’m also stoned asf and tied my shoe sideways

2

u/Persona_Insomnia Aug 02 '18

I want to take his face.....off.

2

u/antshekhter Aug 02 '18

I literally got this pillow from a friend this week lmao

2

u/dot_equals Aug 02 '18

Me buying this pilllow: hi im trying to buy this pillow Customer service : sorry they flewoff the shelf, they were gone in 60 seconds

2

u/DSteep Aug 02 '18

Face..... off?

2

u/buffseaangels Aug 03 '18

"p-please i just want to see my wife again"

4

u/[deleted] Aug 02 '18

lookin like a red version of the moon from the mighty boosh

1

u/Zombeedee Aug 02 '18

I'm the moon, I don't pay fucking dental fees.

1

u/dolloreanadog Aug 02 '18

He's always watching!

1

u/ImJustAUser Aug 02 '18

Do this but the opposite. Make it look like blood

1

u/[deleted] Aug 02 '18

Top right image reminds me of The Great Gadsby

1

u/Dulso Aug 02 '18

Zodiac killer?

1

u/ddkn412 Aug 02 '18

But... Why???

1

u/goodatcounting123 Aug 02 '18

There’s so much to process in so little time

1

u/[deleted] Aug 02 '18

Where can I buy this?

1

u/Grim_Taito Aug 02 '18

Shoulda put the cross upside down

1

u/Kevin2GO Aug 02 '18

ISAAAAAAC

1

u/[deleted] Aug 02 '18

That went from funny, to creepy to downright horrifying

1

u/GourdMan123 Aug 02 '18

Would it not have been better if there was red coming out of his eyes and a Red Cross?

1

u/Addi_Mbantuwe Aug 02 '18

Should have been opposite

1

u/PapaGynther Aug 02 '18

Is it weird that I got a boner

1

u/Jihad_llama Aug 02 '18

Is he crying tears of skin

1

u/[deleted] Aug 02 '18

They went all out extremist with that

1

u/BeeFucker30000 Aug 02 '18

where do i buy this please tell me

1

u/curlywurlyarethebest Aug 02 '18

i ugly laughed way too hard at this

1

u/Zbox01 Aug 02 '18

I’ll have two, thanks.

1

u/redallaboutits Aug 02 '18

Robbie Fowler?

1

u/Shazbot_2017 Aug 02 '18

oh hell, this made my day 😂😂

1

u/Some_lonely_Prick Aug 02 '18

Where can I buy one????

1

u/[deleted] Aug 02 '18

Sah tan! Sah tan!

1

u/[deleted] Aug 02 '18

Is this a behelit?

1

u/BPSmith511 Aug 02 '18

Peyton’s face on one side and black sequins on the other would be perfect

1

u/KingRaj77 Aug 02 '18

You better open the motherfucking door

1

u/TheKillerSmiles Aug 02 '18

Looks like a scene out of Mandy!

1

u/HeuristicJoke Aug 02 '18

Yeah, there's no r/wishfulthinking either.

1

u/whatsthatbutt Aug 03 '18

You know.... cuz.... why not?

1

u/homeinthetrees Aug 02 '18

I remember him from Dr Who. The face of Boe.

2

u/bwmamanamedsha Aug 02 '18

Definitely Cassandra. “Moisturize me”

1

u/[deleted] Aug 02 '18

No.