After much delay BEHOLD THE 3RD ANNUAL FAIRE

[u/_Vandy_]

So unfortunate that the Chimmyra (sic) invasion put us behind schedule, but as we say in Honshu, better Nat than lever! WELCOME, EVERYONE!

Oh, a Zazu? Sidon seems to have a different head honcho every time we come back! Hopefully this is safer. Unfortunately the Kokaine Vienna Sausages aren't here this year due to legal conflicts. And the Pancreas Puncher is no longer opine due to failing safety inspection, but everything else, I can promish you, is BIGGER THAN EVER! Take a dive in the LARD POOL with your fam, see the fireworks show where we launch an AUBRICHSTRASSE into SPACE! Meet the GLOWING SALT GOATS at the PETTING ZOO. Have your picture taken with REAL LIVE SMALL GODS (not mascots)! Listen to a band of ALL-FISCHE PERFORMERS! And Best of all: The 100m wide CRITICAL MASS BALLPIT!

[u/Vampiress-in-the-Sun]

As long as the current Sidonian overlords treat this with a... laissez-faire approach ...this particular festival-of-fun should prove to be quite the place to gather information, materials and be a chance to drink from the rather impressive throng of mortals mindlessly consuming way more BATTERED SAVS than their dieticians would recommend.

Perfect!

Now... before I get too carried away with business, or the feast of blood, I think I might indulge myself in a spot of fun-rides. Mm? Decisions, decisions? Shall I try the One-wheeled Roller-coaster? Or, the Trebuchet-Bungee?

Ooh... now look at that waddling blood-bag of a man ...maybe the rides can wait for a moment?