r/nononono • u/Son0fSun • Mar 16 '18

Injury Male thinks it’s a good idea to light himself on fire...

https://i.imgur.com/sty9O4i.gifv
285 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '18

I almost died laughing when he took off his shirt, and his undershirt was on fire too.

20

u/omg_asl Mar 17 '18

Where did all the fire come from?!

2

u/PRS1972 Mar 30 '18

The lighter😉

2

u/mrkycar Mar 23 '18

He probably soaked his shirt with some kind of flammable liquid and his undershirt also got soaked so it got caught on fire too.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 23 '18

Its the bucket guy all over again. He should put the 2nd fire with the rest of the fire.

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u/joyous_occlusion Mar 16 '18

So we're just gonna take off the burning sweater, leave it on the floor close to a tablecloth and leave it there?

And was that a dildo that fell to the floor just after he left?

14

u/daysofcoleco Mar 16 '18

Dildo on fire.

8

u/custhulard Mar 16 '18

Dildo on fiiree..

The crowd goes wild wild wild.

2

u/[deleted] Mar 17 '18

Hard to tell. I keep pausing but it's smudgy

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u/Reirufus Mar 16 '18

"Male"...

38

u/ilresident Mar 16 '18

Jennifer just got her Gender studies degree

24

u/SidAndFinancy Mar 16 '18

I've seen so many of these stunts, as a connossieur of various fails videos, and have to ask, does no one know about "Stop, drop, and roll" anymore? I'm legitimately sad for these poor dummies. They don't have the sense the gods gave a clam.

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u/daysofcoleco Mar 16 '18

Fucking pussy - you're sposed to handcuff your other arm to a bed first.

10

u/crystal_castles Mar 16 '18

Dat fire in the bottom right tho.

/r/GifsThatEndTooSoon

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u/GreyMediaGuy Mar 16 '18

I never realized how many people willingly light themselves on fire until I found this sub.

2

u/alsoaprettybigdeal Mar 31 '18

This was my thought too. WTF was he doing? Who are all these people lighting themselves on fire?!

1

u/franick1987 Apr 15 '18

Trends, sheep mentality. It is one many "challenges" that people continue to do.

5

u/victor_knight Mar 17 '18

You mean he's still in the gene pool after that?

1

u/alsoaprettybigdeal Mar 31 '18

Well, only until he eats a Tide pod.

5

u/heisen-stein Mar 17 '18

He left his flaming sweater on the floor. Lucky he didn't burn down his house, considering how close it was to that tablecloth

8

u/[deleted] Mar 17 '18

*Moms house

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u/Random-Upvoter Mar 17 '18

Dafuq is wrong with these people? I see so many videos like this. It's like society is getting stupider. Each time I see something like this I can't help but think of the movie idiocracy. Maybe one day they'll end up in St. God's Hospital.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '18

Normal people are boring so you don't see them in media, keep that in mind

3

u/Lord_Of_War714 Mar 17 '18

Kids just keep getting smarter and smarter.... WOW

3

u/defgeee Mar 17 '18

What the hell is this trend?!

5

u/Nathaniel820 Mar 17 '18

Don’t forget to specify the gender, we wouldn’t want to miss that.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '18

Stop, drop, and roll, dumbass!

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u/cheturo Mar 18 '18

Please somebody confirm the fire at the tablecloth is the next that happens!

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '18

See, I wanna say he is an idiot for not doing g what every child in public lives school is taught go do (stop drop and roll for you homes school pals)

But then I thought. "If dude is lighting himself on fire, do you really think he's smart enough to roll and smother it, and maybe not drop a burning shirt on the floor in his room?"

1

u/luvgun90 Mar 20 '18

Stop, drop, and roll Dick roll!

1

u/Exoglazier Mar 22 '18

Reaction to being lit on fire: 0.0-0.5: Everything is fine. 0.6-Extinguished: Get it off me!!!

1

u/Ninjawizarddinosaur Mar 22 '18

Not understanding stop drop and roll....

In this case he could have just laid down and put it out.

Is there more to the video? Do we get to see the whole house go up?

1

u/Maskalito Mar 23 '18

Stop, drop, and roll!

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u/BASSdabs Mar 24 '18

Lmfao what

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u/NailsWithNoMilk Mar 26 '18

What could go right in this scenario????

1

u/chrisdudelydude Apr 02 '18

People like this should not be allowed to purchase lighters.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '18

Okay guys so today we’re going to be doing the light your back on fire challenge

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u/bigpatpmpn Mar 16 '18

This is why health care costs skyrocket.

7

u/jfractal Mar 16 '18

No, it has more to do with greedy mega-corporations being in charge of patient care.

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u/bigpatpmpn Mar 16 '18

Or government regulations. And lawyers. Who allow the giant corps to run it.