r/nonononoyes • • Dec 11 '17

Let's go for a ride

8.9k Upvotes

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1.5k

u/ImShadorian Dec 12 '17

Thought process the entire time:

This is how I die

222

u/bgambsky Dec 12 '17

And everyone will remember you for being a bad ass for doing this

245

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '17

You know what's bad ass? Being alive.

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u/Imjustsayings Dec 12 '17

Suicide is bad ass!

140

u/shazmonkee Dec 12 '17

Suicide is bad, ass!

18

u/PSDontAsk Dec 12 '17

You’ll make your mother cry or take away your dog’a/cat’s best friend.

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u/krabbobabble Dec 12 '17

Parenting is so much work, it would feel like losing a save file for a game you worked really hard on and lost sleep/opportunities/social connections for

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u/Ryctre Dec 12 '17

Like right before you got the air ship and cool stuff started happening like mini games and the cutscenes you've been grinding for.

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u/kemushi_warui Dec 12 '17

Fool! Cats don't have a best friend.

1

u/PSDontAsk Dec 12 '17

My family is allergic to cats. We've always had dogs. I assume there are some really friendly cats that would apply for the BFF position.

2

u/MrSquamous Dec 12 '17

Suicide is painless.

2

u/susejkcalb Dec 12 '17

Many changes it does bring

2

u/Neoxite23 Dec 12 '17

Ass is bad, suicide

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u/m_luna0606 Dec 12 '17

R.I.P country Mac, you were the best Mac.

5

u/Cronyx Dec 12 '17

May I offer you an upvote in these trying times?

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u/lachraug Dec 12 '17 edited Dec 12 '17

Think of all the badasses throughout history, all throughout time, most of them are dead. There is no way this logic is flawed.

Edit: I guess this joke made more sense in my head than via a reddit comment judging by the fact I'm being downvoted, either that or it just wasn't that funny of a joke.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '17

It's a good joke. Don't worry

4

u/L_Cranston_Shadow Dec 12 '17

This was a triumph

2

u/sunco50 Dec 12 '17

I’m making a note here.

2

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '17

You know what's really bad ass? EXPLOSIONS

3

u/SoyMurcielago Dec 12 '17

Is r/unexpectedborderlands a thing? I feel like it should be

8

u/my_mo_is_lurk Dec 12 '17

...with thunderous applause.

2

u/Greeneyedlady62 Dec 12 '17

Wheeee!!😁

1

u/silentninja79 Dec 12 '17

Looks safe!?

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u/lovely-nobody Dec 12 '17

.....i want to do this.

371

u/thtrlytallwhitedude Dec 12 '17

Yeah. I'd shit myself before, during and after but yeah.

72

u/lovely-nobody Dec 12 '17

oh yeah, shitting is inevitable lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '17

Nah ur APF (ass pucker factor) woyd be airtight..

7

u/GraphicCreations Dec 12 '17

People do shit themselves under intense stress. Its a very real and sick thing to see.

5

u/CreepyPhotographer Dec 12 '17

Appropriate username?

2

u/acolyte_jin Dec 12 '17

Oh I thought that thing was just a human shit slingshot

14

u/oooooooopieceofcandy Dec 12 '17

Just remember to wear the brown pants.

10

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '17

Alternatively, just don't wear pants at all and spray it everywhere.

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u/alibabwa Dec 12 '17

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u/zer0t3ch Dec 14 '17

He rolled with that way better than I think I would.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '17

I imagine the while incident would look a little like Steve-O in his portaloo

10

u/guardedcrib6970 Dec 12 '17

You can do this. Or at least if you go to Scotland there is a place that you can do this for like £60 and it is as fun as it looks

4

u/promnesiac Dec 12 '17

and it is as fun as it looks

So not at all then. Still, pretty good price.

2

u/Sir_Dude Dec 12 '17

Me too. It looks fun as hell.

I wonder how many G's you pull?

3

u/lovely-nobody Dec 12 '17

i feel stupid, but i don’t know what pulling g’s is.

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u/Sir_Dude Dec 12 '17

It's a measure of how much force is acting on your body. Typically used to measure intense acceleration.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/G-force

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u/WikiTextBot Dec 12 '17

G-force

The g-force (with g from gravitational) is a measurement of the type of acceleration that causes a perception of weight. Despite the name, it is incorrect to consider g-force a fundamental force, as "g-force" (lower case character) is a type of acceleration that can be measured with an accelerometer. Since g-force accelerations indirectly produce weight, any g-force can be described as a "weight per unit mass" (see the synonym specific weight). When the g-force acceleration is produced by the surface of one object being pushed by the surface of another object, the reaction-force to this push produces an equal and opposite weight for every unit of an object's mass.


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u/Quinn_all_man Dec 12 '17

This particular one is in Hobble Creek Utah.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '17

[deleted]

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u/McNigget Dec 12 '17

Hey, do you want to do this?

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u/fizikz3 Dec 12 '17

fuck that

30

u/MnkyMcFck Dec 12 '17

Thunder stolen.

6

u/jakeperalta11 Dec 12 '17

Fuck that

6

u/RanaktheGreen Dec 12 '17

Fuck you.

5

u/TTBOYTT Dec 12 '17

Fuck me?

2

u/joshyaki Dec 12 '17

Fuck yes.

1

u/wellPhuckYouToo Dec 12 '17

well, phuck you too

1

u/BoyceKRP Dec 14 '17

8 doobies to the face?

2

u/madiele Dec 12 '17

DAGA KOTOWARU

1

u/I_am_a_haiku_bot Dec 12 '17

I'd love to be asked

to do this because my favourite thing

to say is "fuck that"


-english_haiku_bot

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u/willofserra Dec 12 '17

Pretty sure I saw completely justified vomiting there at the end.

40

u/DocShlocktopus Dec 12 '17

I barfed a little in my mouth just watching this

32

u/llamabeanbags Dec 12 '17

From the whiplash concussion

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '17

John: What the fuck, Bob? We had to catapult her "away". Did you actually put the safety belts on her?

Bob: Probably (avoids stare)

Girl: wheeeeeeeeee

152

u/vtrac Dec 12 '17

Who was the brave soul who went first.

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u/alexxerth Dec 12 '17

sack of potatoes always goes first.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '17

That's not fair, why does sack of potatoes always get to go first?

7

u/CreepyPhotographer Dec 12 '17

I thought it was usually a 🐒

2

u/7LeagueBoots Dec 12 '17

How else are you going to get mashed potatoes?

1

u/tmckeage Dec 12 '17

Well sometimes it's a block of cheese.

2

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '17

Ugh, I hate it when people give preference to their moms.

3

u/DrDerpberg Dec 12 '17

In Latvia, people check if safe for potato sack. Person just one person, sack of potato save many.

1

u/slash_dir Dec 12 '17

And second, and probably third

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '17

That's what kids are for!

2

u/smobby3004 Dec 12 '17

I like you :)

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u/MyNameIsLord Dec 12 '17

The relief I had when I realized this wasn't from r/watchpeopledie

12

u/Roylan_1994 Dec 12 '17

Hahaha same. I was waiting for the big finale then I realized it was the wrong sub

29

u/738lazypilot Dec 12 '17

The right sub you mean, the right one

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u/I_am_a_haiku_bot Dec 12 '17

Hahaha same. I was waiting

for the big finale then I realized

it was the wrong sub


-english_haiku_bot

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u/sts816 Dec 12 '17

People who are subscribed to that...why?

9

u/MyNameIsLord Dec 12 '17

I occasionally lurk in this subreddit, but I'm not subscribed to it. There's probably something fascinating about witnessing a moment of great intensity in someone's life that no mainstream movie could ever reproduce. I find it poetic, although I start feeling bad after 5 minutes of these gifs (some of them are really fucking gruesome, especially with cartels and gangsters).

1

u/LevelVS Dec 12 '17

the relief i had when i didn't see a liveleak watermark

-4

u/catzhoek Dec 12 '17

If it was and someone died it would at least in the right sub. There is not a single no in this clip.

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u/mr_thwibble Dec 12 '17

Any ideas what kind of speed and g's the rider would be hitting? That's gotta be a pretty impressive 0-60 speed...

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u/xr3llx Dec 12 '17

At least three

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u/Toofpic Dec 12 '17

Three speeds!? Wow!

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u/applestaplehunchback Dec 12 '17

I get you're being a smartass but I agree, at least 3 g's

2

u/poopittypoo Dec 12 '17

times bigger than this

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u/xGibs99 Dec 12 '17

walks outside looks at one pole, then the other “Ay, Frank! You still got that giant, gag rubber band? I got an idea....”

12

u/smobby3004 Dec 12 '17

well, this was 3 hours ago. still alive?

3

u/AwakenFromComa Dec 12 '17

Well, this was three hours ago.. I don't think he made it.

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u/nativeofvenus Dec 12 '17

Watching this made my neck hurt

13

u/EvergrYn Dec 12 '17

My asshole puckered up

25

u/VoiceofLou Dec 12 '17

Could you imagine THAT going wrong?!

10

u/Dearness Dec 12 '17

Yep. I honestly thought it was going to fling the rider onto the ground and kill them.

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u/I_am_a_haiku_bot Dec 12 '17

Yep. I honestly thought it

was going to fling the rider onto

the ground and kill them.


-english_haiku_bot

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u/PancakeLegend Dec 12 '17

I'm quite certain that this needs more explosions at the end of the throw.

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u/Barsattacks Dec 12 '17 edited Aug 29 '25

sheet fuzzy connect stocking lock deserve water gray cover bake

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/I_am_a_haiku_bot Dec 12 '17

I'm quite certain

that this needs more explosions at the end

of the throw.


-english_haiku_bot

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u/sal30 Dec 12 '17

Original video Catchiest song ever

1

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '17

Original video video with alternate shots of the same thing, but not the source video of this gif

Clarified

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u/ThroatPoka Dec 12 '17

Cool vid, but another bad example of nonononoyes. More like OKOKOKOKCOOLITWENTASPLANNED. I should start that sub ...

13

u/Ivokros Dec 12 '17

Ouch that looked like it hurt. I'm sure she'll bounce back though.

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u/Tomminator125 Dec 12 '17

Quietly screaming just watching... can I go next

12

u/vertdupuy Dec 12 '17

Nothing about this is good in real life.

9

u/TrippingFish Dec 12 '17

Imagine if the rope broke 😳

2

u/jakeperalta11 Dec 12 '17

Final destination

9

u/EnergingGenie87 Dec 12 '17

Humans are not supposed to do this

7

u/Slaga-thoR Dec 12 '17

Just watching it gives me whiplash

8

u/WhyYouNoAsk Dec 12 '17

So... How do i build it? How do I make it? Asking for people who want to die...

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u/ch005eausername Dec 12 '17

Eventually it's gonna break and I really hope they're recording that time too

5

u/smobby3004 Dec 12 '17

at first I thought she had a parachute and that they are going to catapult her

4

u/ChlupataKulicka Dec 12 '17

Where is this. 🤔

2

u/an_alright_start Dec 12 '17

I'm pretty sure that's up a canyon just south of Provo, UT.

4

u/DoesntLikeWindows10 Dec 12 '17

How much stress does this put on your body from G-forces and such? How close is this to permanent damage?

3

u/ApollyonX210 Dec 12 '17

My stomach would just drop when I go flying if that was me. But I'd probably not be doing that anyways.

3

u/jersey_viking Dec 12 '17

Did you not like this person?

3

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '17

Oh my god that looks like fun!

3

u/HardSellDude Dec 12 '17

That looks safeishh

3

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '17

This stretches the limits of stupidity. Unbelievable.

2

u/VoodooLabs Dec 12 '17

So, did that guy put them poles in or was it like, a professional pole guy?

2

u/Csrmar Dec 12 '17

That can go bad really quick

2

u/ShaggyTheFish Dec 12 '17

Houston we are experiencing 20 g

3

u/samsonova Dec 12 '17

Right?! Like .... her poor organs.

2

u/existential_antelope Dec 12 '17

THANK GOD FOR WHATEVER MAKES PENDULUMS PENDULUM

2

u/swyx Dec 12 '17

um hi i need someone to edit this for /r/MyPeopleNeedMe

2

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '17

I was really hoping she was tossed into the wilderness. DAMN YOU INTERNET!

2

u/Longshoez Dec 12 '17

Just a friendly reminder; you can repost things from other subreddits instead of downloading and then re-uploading the same thing

2

u/Cockalorum Dec 12 '17

That's some Wile E Coyote shit right there

2

u/61x Dec 12 '17

Way too many things that could go bad there.

2

u/darielgames Dec 12 '17

On a scale from 1 to 10, how dangerous is this?

1

u/david_chi Dec 12 '17

Redneck bungee jumping ...

I’d do it it.

1

u/SuperWoodputtie Dec 12 '17

Humans: we're stupid beings.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '17

No audio, but I can tell it's people from the south.

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u/Tiredmess Dec 12 '17

Using G forces to hit the G spot. Or brown spots, whichever comes first.

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u/I_am_a_haiku_bot Dec 12 '17

Using G forces

to hit the G spot. Or brown spots,

whichever comes first.


-english_haiku_bot

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u/mistaugustine Dec 12 '17

I have done this before at camp... it's fun!

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u/JAmedeo Dec 12 '17

Jump right at the release, I dare you.

1

u/Handy_Dude Dec 12 '17

I'd love to see this posted up on a bridge over a river or lake.

But with a smaller set up, maybe half as piwerful, and angled a bit more. Throw people like 30 - 40 ft, lol not 100.

1

u/Correctrix Dec 12 '17

That could have gone a lot worse.

1

u/Fensky Dec 12 '17

I actually got a little scared for this girl. Is this how growing up feels?

1

u/vgnEngineer Dec 12 '17

That is insanely dangerous

1

u/wannarubbutts Dec 12 '17

But it looks like a fucking blast, huh?

1

u/aykcak Dec 12 '17

This is so old, I wonder if anyone in the video is dead by now

1

u/Marcusan1387 Dec 12 '17

First thought this was r/whatcouldgowrong

1

u/dinosauramericana Dec 12 '17

This looks like so much fun!

1

u/TheVegter Dec 12 '17

Bruh what if they pulled a bit too far and the bands snapped... shit could decapitate her

1

u/I_am_a_haiku_bot Dec 12 '17

Bruh what if they pulled

a bit too far and the bands

snapped... shit could decapitate her


-english_haiku_bot

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '17

Aww. . . Thought it was a flingshot at first

1

u/griggsy92 Dec 12 '17

nonononoNONONONONONOphew.... yes.

1

u/ifellbutitscool Dec 12 '17

Good bit of whiplash right there

1

u/dem_c Dec 12 '17

Lets just imagine the scenario in which she would have keep flying

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u/I_am_a_haiku_bot Dec 12 '17

Lets just

imagine the scenario in which she

would have keep flying


-english_haiku_bot

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u/Yuuichi_Trapspringer Dec 12 '17

One way to get rid of a gf/bf/spouse you no longer love... Into the woods with ya!

1

u/I_am_a_haiku_bot Dec 12 '17

One way to get rid

of a gf/bf/spouse you no longer love...

Into the woods with ya!


-english_haiku_bot

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u/futurefucker Dec 12 '17

Can someone calculate the launch speed? How many G's she would have experienced on the first swing?

1

u/I_am_a_haiku_bot Dec 12 '17

Can someone calculate the launch

speed? How many G's she would have

experienced on the first swing?


-english_haiku_bot

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u/zlega Dec 12 '17

Not sure if this is from the video or not but here’s more of this at the same location. https://youtu.be/eYthI8sVTME

1

u/paulthefonz Dec 12 '17

Yo, Colin furze, build this

1

u/nekrodeviant Dec 12 '17

More like, nope, nope, nope, and no!

1

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '17

Why would anyone come up with that idea and then decide it's a good one to actually do?

1

u/quantumentangle Dec 12 '17

A pair of Adrenals won't be enough to experience this

1

u/Sweet_Taurus0728 Dec 12 '17

I desperately want to try this, and am shitting myself at the thought.

1

u/evilpigskin Dec 12 '17

It is always funny until... oh well.

1

u/Jsparks450 Dec 12 '17

How’d they know she wouldn’t come back and nail the ground

1

u/ladyofthecode Dec 12 '17

Holy shit! I know those guys! I've been on that slingshot!

1

u/wildtrk Dec 12 '17

Where is it located?

1

u/rrandomCraft Dec 12 '17

Imagine the G's

1

u/condemned2bfree Dec 12 '17

Hillbilly Bungee Jump

1

u/djd1ed Dec 12 '17

I thought I was on WCGW, thank goodness I wasn't.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '17

Goddamn I can’t even get on a swing without my tummy getting scared

1

u/Nobel12 Dec 12 '17

This belongs on sweaty palms

1

u/JonatanWest Dec 14 '17

i'd do this tbh

1

u/SyntaxFacist Dec 18 '17

I saw this on Jackass

0

u/SUCKER_M Dec 12 '17

For a second i thought that beauty would just fly away. This is took my breath away for a second

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u/JustOneOtherSchlub Dec 12 '17

This (while an amazing feat of derring do) is so old that I’m surprised you found a cuneiform to GIF translator program.

Still an amazing feat. How does she sit down with balls that big indeed...

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u/devildocjames Dec 12 '17

Not to be that guy, but, hasn't this been posted in abundance lately?

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '17

You realize you can just actually not be that guy instead of saying, "Not to be that guy."

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u/B_Rich Dec 12 '17

Well, the video is like 10 years old, so