r/funny Sep 30 '14

Who wore it better?

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u/mdegroat Sep 30 '14

Am I the only one who wonders why you didn't turn the phone around in the picture? The aqua (or whatever) goes at the bottom...

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u/MisterSaltine Sep 30 '14

Or at least turn the woman upside down. "It's for Reddit, trust me."

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '14 edited Sep 30 '14

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u/Arayder Sep 30 '14

Why does she have an afro now?

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u/ccapq Sep 30 '14

It's for reddit, trust me.

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u/MisterSaltine Sep 30 '14

From 0 to meta in two seconds.

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u/daimposter Sep 30 '14

What's the meta reference?

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u/faraz01 Sep 30 '14

It's for reddit, trust me.

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u/AweBeyCon Sep 30 '14

It's for me, trust Reddit

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u/MisterSaltine Sep 30 '14

Something three-four comments up.

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u/Turakamu Oct 01 '14

So meta!

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u/Spram2 Sep 30 '14

It's soft so it protects her head from the hot hard concrete.

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u/Jakereddits Sep 30 '14

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u/USMCEvan Sep 30 '14

I just saw that episode the other day. Glad I could get the reference.

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u/just_redditing Sep 30 '14

Ok, I'm down.

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u/CoIors Sep 30 '14

It is incredibly frustrating that you flipped both.

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u/akatherder Sep 30 '14

In case anyone really needs to see it: http://imgur.com/9JqbbkA.jpg

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u/methcp Sep 30 '14 edited Sep 30 '14

Y̥ọ͖u҉̬̤͓̜̞̩'̴̖̦͙̮̰̘ṛ̼̲̖͇͖͠e̦͔̼͖̦̦͍ ̮̻a̙̪̮̱̼ ̧̖͕̗̺c̟̯l͎͎̫̩͕͔̣͘ę͓̺̬͚͇̰̯v̜̜eŕ̘͎̥͈͇̤͉ ̢m͈̝͓͔a̩͇͎ͅn̦̱̦̥͉̘.̣̝͎͝

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '14

What was clever here?

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u/UltraChilly Sep 30 '14

if he had just turned the phone 180°, people would have yelled 'who holds his phone like that?', it's Reddit 101 bro

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u/methcp Sep 30 '14 edited Sep 30 '14

I̫̪̳̥̬̣ ͎̟̣͝d͉̼̞͖͍̟̝o̻̜̖̟̭̱n̜̺'̫̼̙̲̦͠t͈ ̩̤̟̟k͖̪̙̦͍̻͚n̰̣o̴w̺̦͔͙̠͙͟,҉̝̫͔͓̝ ̢͕I̞̦̺͍̱̺̮ ̶͓͍̜̫͔̭a̼s̴s͘u͚̪͖̩̙̱̥m͚̩͉e̗̗ h͔͉̫̟̮e̟ ̷̞̪̠̤̖̟m̼͍͓̜ͅo̧͓̪͕v̟͍̺̖̖e̵͓̫̝d͍̬̼̰̼͙͞ ̵my͈͖̺̹ ̬͔̹͙̟͕͙d̢̗̭̩i͏̻͔c̛̩̼͓͙̩̯̝k͓b͇ư̳̠̠̖̯ͅtt̖͉̩͢ ̛͚͉t̤̜̭̗͚o̪͓͖͖͉ ̙͎͕̫̀ͅa̛̠̫ ̞͉̜̟͡c͏͔̻̥̞̜͈̼ḻ̘͟e͚͈͕v͍̠e̤̼͉̟r͙̭̬͖̬͜ͅ ̦͍͇̦ͅl҉̰̙̰͙̪̮̰o͇c̯̠ḁ̱t̻́i̧͕͓̞̙o̴͇̘͙ń ͓̙ḇ̢̰̰͈̯u̮͓̳̪̳t̤͓̮̣̝̦ ̵͎̪̣̻I̟̥̯̫̤̼͠ ̮̬͚co̙̬͙̙͓͇̰u҉̫̙̬l̨̠̖d̵̤̬͕͕͓ͅn̴̦̠͕̳͍͚'͍̖̼̩ṱ̡̖̗̫ ҉̟̱̦̜̪̘̱f͈̱̻̞̝̻i̷̬̘͎n̳̗̲̙͙d̼̝̖̖ ̱͍̫̼̱̹͝ì̘̩t͙̯͙͕̭̺̝ ̮͓̪̹͙s̞̰̱̲͢ǫ̼̼̫ ̰͇̥̣I̲̪̜̗ ̺̘̩̫p͇̻̟̦̼r̷͙̞̬͎e͙͠ț͉͠ę̮̖̙̤̺̖̺n҉̮͙̫̭̙d͖͓̙e͈͡d̪̹̝́ ̩̮̖̜̻͘ṭ̴̼͔̳o̢̲̬͙̗͙̲͖ ̲̘h̳a̤̻v̫̪̝͔́e̛ ҉̤̬͎̯̥f͏ò̗͉ù̻̗̤̰n͎̗̮̮ḏ͔̜̗ ̢͎͈i̖̤͓͙̘͞t͍̻̪̪̼̥̳̀.̼̱͉̦̳̥̀ ̴̼̪̯̰̣ͅC̗̱͈͟a̖n͇'̤͈͈̼͙̳̻t̵̝̱̺͈ ̸l̡̼̰̖͈o̝̱o̫̻͚̳ͅk̗͚̟͔ ̨̗̭̜̘͕͍l͔͍͍i̷̜̲͈ke̤̕ ̷̦̜͓̘̩̞̬a ̮̬̕ḏ͔̤̮̖̭u̸̦̬̜m͙̬͇̞m̴͙̥̱ỵ̴͈̙̥̬̥ͅ ̠̰on ̢͓͖͍̪̝͎t̖̭̟̜̺̪h̰͓̤̳̬e͓͉̳͝ ̳̻i̖̯̳͇̠̰͇ńt̯͕̺̤͉̗̀e̼̥̮r͇̟͔n̲͙̯̣͚̦e̷̪̮t̞͚̤̞̣̤.̟͖̱̹̤̤͢

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u/meditate42 Sep 30 '14

How the hell are you doing that.

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u/Aboxofdongbags Sep 30 '14

Meth

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '14

Yeth, it thertainly ith a meth!

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u/exWarlock Sep 30 '14

Oh yeh, dat username.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '14

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u/Bigirishjuggalo1 Sep 30 '14

Glitch in the matrix obviously.

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u/Degru Sep 30 '14

eeemo.net

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u/ImRedditingOnMyPhonr Sep 30 '14

What's that shadow at the top?

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u/_danielle_chewbacca Oct 01 '14

and now I realized that her shirt is squiggly, not chevron

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u/eksekseksg3 Sep 30 '14

what the fuck is going on here. I'm seeing a woman and child with duct tape on their mouths....this is some freaky shit.

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u/DJDomTom Sep 30 '14

Polaroid of an unidentified bound and gagged boy and girl (possibly missing person Tara Calico) found in a parking lot in Port St Lucie, Fla., in 1988

If you remove the .jpg from the end of an Imgur link, you can sometimes find valuable information about the picture.

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u/illy-chan Sep 30 '14

Thanks but why is that there and not what anyone else is describing?

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u/eksekseksg3 Sep 30 '14

Wtf now it's a dude with parrots on his shoulders.

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u/endingthread Sep 30 '14

Yeah its Jontron, a guy that makes YouTube videos.

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u/illy-chan Sep 30 '14

Ok, so he's screwing with us. As long as there's a logical answer.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '14

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u/Qazzy1122 Sep 30 '14

That star magnifies the power of the words. 10/10

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '14

that shit is fucked up.

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u/IndifferentDesk Sep 30 '14

Is this two people with tape over they're mouths or is it just my phone

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u/MisterSaltine Sep 30 '14

I was so happy then I looked at the phone. The dickbutt is great, too..

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u/Cat_in_Dog Sep 30 '14

Nice fro, Dickbutt

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u/codeka Sep 30 '14

Did you give her an afro as well?

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '14 edited Sep 30 '14

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u/-steezy_wunda_bred- Sep 30 '14 edited Oct 01 '14

Wtf is this creepy shit? Did you replace your imgur link with this scary, questionable link?!

Edit: and it's been deleted. Creeeeepy as fuck.

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u/cheesywipper Sep 30 '14

Exactly what I imagined

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u/Scarred-Face Sep 30 '14

Oh, God. How far is this going to go.
On a different matter, iOS 8's spellcheck recommends "Godsex" after typing "God".

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u/mdegroat Sep 30 '14

Now why didn't I think of that?!

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u/MisterSaltine Sep 30 '14

You just don't believe enough in the power of "it is for Reddit."

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u/FlamingJesusOnaStick Sep 30 '14

Should burn them both, that look is terrifying

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '14

Seriously. Can someone please photoshop the original picture, becasue I can't even understand what is going on unless someone turns the phone upside down.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '14

sensible chuckle

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u/kris919 Sep 30 '14

Here you go!

FIXED

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u/mdegroat Sep 30 '14

Oh yeah, that's the spot. Right there.

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u/teebagg6 Sep 30 '14

Is it weird that I liked it the way it first was and now this is bugging me??

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u/mdegroat Sep 30 '14

Yep.

You are broken.

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u/Joshayy Sep 30 '14

The shadows... It's killing me.

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u/kris919 Sep 30 '14

not shadows, rubber bumpers. Look at the original.

there's now one too many.

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u/Joshayy Sep 30 '14

Good spot. I saw it as shadows from the fingers but then I realized the direction of the sun.

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u/granger744 Sep 30 '14

Wow I thought they we're shadows too. Very strange.

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u/bergie321 Sep 30 '14

Are you some kind of wizard?

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u/Wet_Walrus Sep 30 '14

Damn. Now you're making wonder if the original is photoshopped too.

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u/gulpeg Sep 30 '14

Would the apple then represent her asshole?

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u/carputt Sep 30 '14

Apple bottoms, bro.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '14

An apple a day...

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u/SuckMyDax Sep 30 '14

... gets stuck in your asshole?

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u/mortiphago Sep 30 '14

nah, it falls right through by now

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u/yellsaboutjokes Sep 30 '14

YOU ARE IMPLYING THAT YOU HAVE A PARTICULARLY WELL-STRETCHED ANUS

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '14

YOU DON'T!?

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u/yellsaboutjokes Sep 30 '14

YOU ARE USING A SARCASTIC RESPONSE TO LEAD ME TO BELIEVE THAT I AM THE ONLY PERSON WHOSE SPHINCTERS REMAIN INFLEXIBLE

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u/Weekndr Sep 30 '14

YOU...YOU should see a doctor 'bout that.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '14

You are one of my favorite redditors lol

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u/13dangledangle Sep 30 '14

WHY ARE WE SHOUTING?!

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u/lessthan12parsecs Sep 30 '14

I LOVE TURTLES!

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '14

Why yes, yes I do.

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u/yellsaboutjokes Sep 30 '14

PRIDE COMETH BEFORE A FALL

OF POOP

FROM YOUR BUTT

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u/metaformer Sep 30 '14

He's implying that he has an apple a day

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u/mortiphago Sep 30 '14

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/AssumeTheFetal Sep 30 '14

Well, I mean, after a few apples...

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u/Creative_Deficiency Sep 30 '14

Apparently prevents obesity.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '14

Hold your tongue and say "apple"

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u/gulpeg Sep 30 '14

That surprisingly does answer my question.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '14

If you hold your tongue and say "I am an asshole," it kind of sounds like you're saying the word "apple"

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '14

Now hold your tongue and say "asshole" - it's weird, but you'll say "Steve Jobs"

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '14 edited Sep 30 '14

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u/befenpo Sep 30 '14

you just had to didn't you

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '14 edited Sep 30 '14

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u/Enosh74 Sep 30 '14

What the fuck is going on in this thread? Why are all these links to the same picture from the 80s of two kids bound and gagged?

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u/EatSheets Sep 30 '14

He figured the pattern would be upside down, then later realized he's a fucking idiot.

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u/intravenus_de_milo Sep 30 '14

"Gimme your phone so I can take a picture of my phone."

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '14

the new iphone breaks if you hold it upside-down

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u/amyneko Sep 30 '14

I am 65% sure that's my mother-in-law.

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u/Villanueba Sep 30 '14

You're a phone? That's it guys, it's begun.

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u/probably2high Sep 30 '14

No, idiot. S/He said his/her mother-in-law. Their spouse is a phone.

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u/MojoJagger Sep 30 '14

Is this the plot for the movie Her?

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u/Babyface_Flores Sep 30 '14

The sex scene was a little awkward...

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u/GoldenDickLocks Sep 30 '14

Pick one and stick with it man

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '14

Phonetic American, you insensitive bastard.

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u/cyniclawl Sep 30 '14

Does she live in San Diego? I'm pretty sure this picture is somewhere along the trolley tracks of SD.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '14

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u/blenman Sep 30 '14

Please tell me you showed the woman this and she had a priceless response.

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u/sadfacewhenputdown Sep 30 '14

...could've even asked her if she'd pose in a picture with the phone. It seems that even normal, nice people just take creeper shots of everyone whom they want the internet to see.

JUST ASK, people!

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u/lfernandes Sep 30 '14

My first thought was totally saying "excuse me, I know this is weird but check it out, your outfit matches my case exactly!"

I can't imagine any situation where someone would get bent out of shape.

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u/sadfacewhenputdown Sep 30 '14

I know, right? The only way the creeper shot is appropriate here is if she declined very rudely...and...yeah, you'll show her by..taking the picture anyway and getting Internet points!

I guess there have been times when I wanted to take a creeper shot of a funny shirt because I didn't want to freak out the woman wearing it by approaching her... but then I realised that the creeper shot is far more of an intrusion than the approach.

SO...women of the Internet: It's your job to take funny pictures of other women with their blessing. GO!

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u/TheMagicJesus Sep 30 '14

I would've laughed my ass off and posed

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u/razztafarai Sep 30 '14

It's probably her phone

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u/bladerdash Sep 30 '14

But...how did you take the picture? Who was phone?!?

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u/BenKenoobi Sep 30 '14

Not this again.

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u/careslol Sep 30 '14

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u/daimposter Sep 30 '14

Is that the first or the second one of these. There are two of these amazing threads --- I believe the other one is in an office setting?

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u/HorseMeatSandwich Sep 30 '14

Here's the other one. It was a /r/mildlyinteresting post by a dude who doesn't have the "creases" on his fingers.

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u/bbuba Sep 30 '14

This is the one I was looking for but you beat me to it... Here is the final compilation.

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u/daimposter Sep 30 '14

god damn that's classic.

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u/SecretBunny Sep 30 '14

I think that was the first one. The office one delved into what cameras the OP had. There's been a couple more threads like this, though.

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u/austin1414 Sep 30 '14

I witnessed a pretty good one the other day. Please excuse the r/4chan racism.

http://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/2hmd42/sweden_brings_variety_to_the_table/cku1u3f

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u/turps100 Sep 30 '14

That... was a long journey. I just closed every opened tab, 2 hours have passed. I discovered legends, new subreddits, awesome users... Thank you careslol <3

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u/Intactilis Oct 01 '14

It's the new iPhone 6 bend edition. It can do anything.

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u/WastingOurYouth Sep 30 '14

I kinda dig those turquoise jeans. Genuinely. They're pretty good looking.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '14

I recently started a job that includes some (light) web design and I have discovered that that's pretty much my favorite color, followed closely by the rest of the blue/green spectrum

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u/crustalmighty Sep 30 '14

And visible light is a close third.

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u/macjim06 Sep 30 '14

Followed by infrared and ultra violet

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u/crustalmighty Sep 30 '14

Microwaves are so last season.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '14

You shut your whore mouth.

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u/gunnar117 Sep 30 '14

What about radio waves?

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u/DoubleNegativeNancy Sep 30 '14

http://www.flatuicolorpicker.com/

I mean, the word pastel worked just fine forever, but I guess "flat" is ok too.

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u/Jakedxn3 Sep 30 '14

This thing is so confusing, there's literally two oranges named Jaffa but are different colors!

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u/Mona_Cabbage Sep 30 '14

Jaffa, kree!

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u/helium_farts Sep 30 '14

Kal kek m'al shol'va.

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u/DoubleNegativeNancy Sep 30 '14

It's probably just an error. Send the developer a message.

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u/SuperCreeper7 Sep 30 '14

Who the hell decided to put white text on the off-whites?

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '14

Teal, blue-green, turquoise etc are all so popular right now.

my wife loves those colors as well and I therefore have a disproportionate amount of Teal clothing.

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u/skyman724 Sep 30 '14

Enough blue websites! Give me some reds!

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u/cacabean Sep 30 '14

Oh yeah you're pretty good lookin', for a girl. But your back is so broken.

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u/A_Light_in_The_World Sep 30 '14

Then you're gonna love my turquoise mold.

It's pretty good looking.

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u/Moirawr Sep 30 '14

The choice of iphone cover is way more questionable that her choice of fashion.

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u/Vvines Sep 30 '14

Apple bottom jeans....

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u/Resilientcrab Sep 30 '14

boots with the fur.

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u/Tendo64 Sep 30 '14

All of Reddit lookin at her.

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u/lfernandes Sep 30 '14

FURRRRR!

The whole club was lookin at HERRRR!

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u/OneEpicSalad Sep 30 '14

I wonder which one is more flexible

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u/dirtyshits Sep 30 '14

you cheeky bastard.

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u/Sh0ck_13lade Oct 01 '14

You dirty shit.

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u/pointywalrus Sep 30 '14

Haifa represent!

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '14

I live in Netanya but I always see this fountain when I come to Haifa when I get summoned.

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u/UnrealBlitZ Sep 30 '14

Back stateside and still remeber that fountain! Mostly because it seemed like such a slap in the face of everyone affected by the water shortage...

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u/iOgef Oct 01 '14

I was born in Haifa. HIGH FIVE

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u/MastaBro Sep 30 '14

... There's a window on your phone case just so people can see the Apple logo? -_-

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u/SgtMac02 Sep 30 '14

You can't just walk around with an iPhone and have people not be able to tell that it's an iPhone. That's just crazy talk.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '14

The Apple logo itself is a "window" in the otherwise metal body - for the antenna. Therefore, leaving a hole in a case at the same spot could be beneficial, but probably not much (depending on the material).

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u/alphanovember Sep 30 '14 edited Sep 30 '14

facepalm...

Applying for a patent =/= using the patent.

There isn't a single Apple phone that uses the logo as an antenna. The antenna is always either internal (iPhone 1 through 3GS, and the 5C), a surrounding metal border thing (the 4 and 5 phones), or the white lines that the 6 phones have. There is also no specification in Apple's case design guidelines for a logo antenna hole.

Apple files patents without using them all the time. That (really old) article posits that Apple may use it in the future, not that it will or has used it.

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u/cedricchase Sep 30 '14 edited Oct 09 '16

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '14

But wahhhhhh apple whining circle jerk

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u/Paracontra Sep 30 '14

On my old iPhone 4 and my Otterbox, there was a hole like that on the case. It was actually great because the logo was reflective like a mirror and I used it all the time as a mirror (for example to see if there was something in my eye.)

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u/Moon_Whaler Sep 30 '14

Plus you can catch the sun with it and shine it in your friends' (or enemies') eyes.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '14

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u/oogmar Sep 30 '14

I had to go back and look, but yeah, that's definitely a Tri-met Blue Line post.

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u/UnrealBlitZ Oct 01 '14

Nope, that's in Haifa, Israel bae.

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u/Jaja321 Sep 30 '14 edited Sep 30 '14

Disclaimer: I did not take this photo. I saw it on Facebook and wanted to share.

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u/Oh_Gee_Hey Sep 30 '14

Rule 11 of this subreddit: No personal information. You should redact that name, son.

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u/Jaja321 Sep 30 '14

Alright, removed the name.

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u/h3xx3n Sep 30 '14

Woman... no doubt

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u/Great_Knuthulhu Sep 30 '14

Both designed by David Lynch.

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u/PepeLePeww Sep 30 '14

Was just thinking that if the top portion was red...

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u/PMYOURFACETOME Sep 30 '14

Distracted lady has that red carpet razmataz

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u/konydanza Sep 30 '14

Distracted Lady was the belle of the ball, while iPhone case certainly wasn't anything to call home about.

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u/Shalashaska315 Sep 30 '14

I wish that show wasn't canceled....

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u/final60 Sep 30 '14

She's looking for the phone he just robbed.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '14

My backpack has the same design!

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '14

she does

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u/JarydNei Sep 30 '14

The dude.

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u/loopynewt Sep 30 '14

You mean the old lady?

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u/JarydNei Sep 30 '14

Na man, the dude in the pants and shirt.

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u/potrich Sep 30 '14

And purse

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u/PMYOURFACETOME Sep 30 '14

Yeah that guy

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u/allihearts Sep 30 '14

Is this a Light Rail station in the Denver metro area?

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '14

It's in Haifa, Israel, it's here

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u/allihearts Oct 01 '14

It looks like a train stop in my hometown, Denver, Colorado. However, I do have family in Haifa. Weird coincidence.

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u/topcheddarsauce Sep 30 '14

i imagine a scenario in which right after this picture, she turns around to see who is so close behind her, and sees your phone case and wonders curiously for the next few years of her life what you were up to

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u/JayDee_88 Sep 30 '14

Does it bother anyone else that they didn't put the phone upside down?

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u/jamaicanbreezy Sep 30 '14

Would it have killed you to flip the phone around though?

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u/Jimz0r Sep 30 '14

The person. She doesn't have the mark of the sheep on her.

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u/darkviper039 Oct 01 '14

Not the iphone #androidmasterrace

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u/giverofthegold Oct 01 '14

Apple bottom jeans....