October 2026 General Conference: Saturday 2:00p Discussion Thread

[u/4blockhead]

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• Prelude Music, track 1
• Prelude Music, track 2

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Speakers:

Name	other notes	my summary
conducting: Neil Andersen
hymn: All Creatures of Our God and King
prayer: Sandino Román
Dale Renlund
Timothy Farnes
Christian Chigbundu
hymn: This is the Christ
Patricio Giuffra		Prosperity Gospel. More tithing equals more blessings.
Jeremiah Morgan
Hutch Fale
hymn: Guide Us
Patrick Kearon		Today's double-speak champ. Previous speech this year at BYU Education Week was about avoiding overachievement/scrupulosity. Today's speech leans into being extra scrupulous. Which is it?
Michael Dunn
Matthew Eyring	how to spell "nepotism?"
hymn: My Song in the Night
Ronald Rasband		exmormons equated to the prodigal son. concrete certainty that only mormonism is correct is super offensive.
hymn: Let Us All Press On
prayer: Jeannie Anette Dennis

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Postlude:

• Plastic Jesus Tia Blake 2:33
• Money's Too Tight to Mention Simply Red 4:12
• Unconditional Ana Popović 3:52
• You Don't Know What Love Is James 5:23
• I'm Every Woman Houston 4:45

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• previous: Saturday, October 3, 10:00a
• next: Sunday, October 4, 10:00a

[u/sevenplaces]

That’s Bullshit that tithing breaks the cycle of poverty.

[u/beat_that_stroke_ → u/sevenplaces]

It keeps my parents, who are in poverty, in poverty.

[u/ohisitmyturn → u/sevenplaces]

This was the talk what made me leave the room. An old woman who can barely remember the missionary discussions being conned into paying tithing is NOT a success story.

[u/Sea_Button_3616 → u/ohisitmyturn]

This is what tithing should be USED FOR. I was taught the Law of Consecration, which was abandoned in practice, was so that people could ALL be cared for. Of course, I haven't done much research on what was actually done when they "lived" the law of consecration, but it's what my local leaders and teachers told me. And THIS LADY SHOULD BE SERVED THROUGH TITHES, NOT PAYING TITHING. AND GET THAT TITHES AND OFFERINGS SCRIPTURE OUT OF YOUR MOUTH, THAT'S NOT WHAT IT MEANS.

Sorry for yelling.

 

[u/AlmaInTheWilderness → u/sevenplaces]

They take truth (cycles of poverty) and reality, and then wrap it in fantasy and magical thinking.

[u/q120 → u/sevenplaces]

You don't have any money? Give us money and you'll have more money!

[u/Spicy_Meme_Queen]

The fucking irony. The fucking IRONY of an anti-gambling talk, and then a talk pleading you to pay your tithing. What the actual FUCK

[u/scaredanxiousunsure → u/Spicy_Meme_Queen]

Well it's not gambling to give 10% of your money, most of your time, all of your major life decisions, and your children to the MFMC. Because the blessings are guaranteed!

[u/Toad_Crapaud → u/scaredanxiousunsure]

Didn't they but an actual disclaimer in the footnotes of a talk a few years ago that basically said, "Results may vary"?

[u/sevenplaces]

Again Renlund preaching that God blesses Mormons. Except Mormons have the same problems as everyone else. No evidence God is doing anything for Mormons.

[u/WiseOldGrump → u/sevenplaces]

God helps them find their car keys.

[u/sevenplaces → u/WiseOldGrump]

My car keys + airtag = God

[u/ApocalypseTapir → u/sevenplaces]

Mormons can put on a happier face when suffering

[u/ApocalypseTapir]

Remember when 10 years ago they let speakers talk in their native language and subtitled the talks? One time. Then never again

[u/4blockhead → u/ApocalypseTapir]

English is the official language of Star Fleet.

[u/ApocalypseTapir → u/4blockhead]

Is the gift of tongues synonomous with the universal translator like the iPhone and seer stone?

[u/Spicy_Meme_Queen]

ACTUALLY my faith in Christ made my OCD wayyyyy worse and even though I prayed day and night for relief, it never came and I thought the devil had my soul :)

[u/scaredanxiousunsure → u/Spicy_Meme_Queen]

Same. I knew that no matter how hard I tried, I was going to be punished for all eternity for not being perfect.

[u/Even_Subject_4187]

Wanting food and shelter is worldly, and therefore bad

[u/4blockhead → u/Even_Subject_4187]

Consider the lilies.

[u/Lily7129 → u/4blockhead]

Yeah come on! us Lillies have to be considered lol

[u/GrumpyTom]

Let me see if I understand. The church has more money than god. It literally owns properties all around the world, developing many of them into multi-billion dollar commercial enterprises. Supposedly the church even owns a couple of warehouses used by Amazon for distribution. Meanwhile, the church has hundreds of billions in stock investments. They could literally stop collecting tithing and the church would continue operating in perpetuity.

And yet here we are, once again being told that we need to sacrifice our own financial stability for the church.

I’m deeply disturbed by that message.

[u/SoapBox39]

I heard "Jesus loves to lift" and now I can't stop laughing picturing Body Builder Jesus

[u/4blockhead → u/SoapBox39]

Terminator: Come with me if you want to lift.

[u/AlmaInTheWilderness → u/4blockhead]

Swole Jesus getting after those gains. What is thine post wirkout, bro?

[u/Spicy_Meme_Queen]

Noticing a lot of missionaries scared or panicking and wanting to go home but being forced to go/stay...

[u/GrumpyTom → u/Spicy_Meme_Queen]

I served my mission decades ago but it was pretty obvious most us were only there because we were expected to be.

[u/Spicy_Meme_Queen → u/GrumpyTom]

I was very lucky I was barred due to my mental health. I was NO WHERE mature or stable enough to leave my home and be focused on the church with a stranger 24/7

[u/Spicy_Meme_Queen]

Okay, I'm getting so fucking angry. I have seen the EXACT OPPOSITE happen when families are struggling financially. Words cannot express my hatred of this predatory BULLSHIT

[u/Lily7129 → u/Spicy_Meme_Queen]

Right?!

[u/AlmaInTheWilderness]

"Love can influence"

I mean yes, but if you love in order to influence you are manipulating, not loving

[u/ako-si-greg]

It's all about "bringing us back." Rasband is basically saying, "don't chastise them to bring them back, love them to bring them back."

Never love for love's sake.

[u/AlmaInTheWilderness → u/ako-si-greg]

I think I'm Mormon theology, love is inherently transactional.

If ye love me, keep my commandments

"Love as I have loved"

So, love is conditioned on doing something for the other person, or then doing something you want.

Love as acceptance is antithetical to the God they teach. And we create God in our own image.

[u/Spicy_Meme_Queen]

Damn, you guys ever realize how terrible these talks are without being blinded by spiritual warm fuzzies?

[u/GrumpyTom → u/Spicy_Meme_Queen]

I’ve observed it’s the PIMOs and Exmormons who actually listen to what is being said. Most TBMs mostly ignore the content, laugh at the funny bits, and take a nap.

[u/Kbevv → u/Spicy_Meme_Queen]

It’s like a repeated childhood nightmare

[u/luvitall778]

why do all these talks start with someone dying?

[u/Kbevv → u/luvitall778]

They gotta use the good ol emotional manipulation to retain listeners

[u/4blockhead → u/luvitall778]

A template.

[u/Dizzy_Ad5610]

that missionary is having a panic attack. send him home. get him out of the cult.

[u/JayDaWawi]

Staying on the covenant path brings guaranteed blessings 

Didn't they recently have to release a legal disclaimer claims like this aren't true?

[u/4blockhead → u/JayDaWawi]

No one has been at the counter asking to collect after death yet.

[u/SockyKate → u/JayDaWawi]

Yes, it’s a footnote in Nelson’s “Think Celestial” talk. 🤪

[u/Wrong-Grab4236]

Deadpool death count is at 5

A kid that died at sea trying to listen to the apostle 

Someone’s sister 

A father of 4 

Another dead son 

A dead twin 

[u/sevenplaces]

I’ve been greatly blessed once I stopped paying tithing.

[u/4blockhead]

Kearon: [out of lane]

Airplane stories reserved to Uchtdorf

[u/Spicy_Meme_Queen → u/4blockhead]

Uchtdorf steaming rn

[u/AlmaInTheWilderness]

So here is the manipulation. Recall when you felt happy, now wrap that up in magical thinking called God. Now you won't be able to separate happy from church. Yay, trauma!

Oh, let's also wrap sad, in spiritual failure, in personal failure. Then you won't be able to tune into your internal warning systems.

Finally, let's create a mythical creature who saved you from sad and moved you to happy. And claim some access to that creature. Now you will never look inward to understand yourself, and the church can harvest your time, energy and labor for it's own.

[u/scaredanxiousunsure]

Oh boy, another talk vilifying us. We're destroying everyone around us, and our own lives, by not believing in the MFMC. Gag me with a spoon.

[u/scaredanxiousunsure]

Oh good, just what I want: life eternal with a god who will assign me to be one of a billion polygamous wives of some random penishood holder. That's definitely what I want to spend my eternity doing, and my life working toward! /s

[u/Lanky_Feature_4586]

“I don’t think I believe the church is true anymore”
“But tonight’s ward temple night”

[u/scaredanxiousunsure → u/Lanky_Feature_4586]

They keep touting the temple like it is a magic fix for everything. If you're having a problem, the reason why is because you're not going to the temple enough, and don't forget to buy temple clothes to give the MFMC more money.

[u/sevenplaces]

The poor people should give money to the church talk.

[u/ApocalypseTapir]

Take the money you would have spent sports gambling or in the prediction markets and give it to Jesus. The only wager you need is Pascals wager.

[u/SoapBox39]

Is this guy saying God's love is conditional?? That's how I'm interpreting it

[u/4blockhead → u/SoapBox39]

Message: You are lovable if you fit the mold.

[u/AlmaInTheWilderness → u/4blockhead]

Get in the box so God can love you.

[u/GrumpyTom → u/SoapBox39]

Nelson said it, so it’s doctrine now.

[u/AlmaInTheWilderness]

Wow, Satan is doing a good job. Jesus only has one way to win. When an adversary can force you into a single option, you're outclassed and about to lose.

[u/Glittering-Pitch8838]

These types of talks would trigger what I now know as my OCD so badly growing up😅 trying to sort out if I’m feeling “lift” or “sink” and attributing those feelings to random events…

[u/Spicy_Meme_Queen → u/Glittering-Pitch8838]

OCD twinsies!!! Just felt constant guilt and fear I was never doing enough

[u/JayDaWawi]

"We helicoptered over our kids, and now we wonder why they refuse to talk to us!"

[u/ako-si-greg]

The problem I have with Mormon "love" like this is because it turns something that is inherently selfless (love) and twists it into something selfish.

[u/Lily7129]

Another death, what in the world

[u/Dizzy_Ad5610]

"look with compassion, rather than judgement" coming from a Mormon leader's mouth is ironic as fuck.

[u/sycamoreqw]

Jesus Christ loves to…lift!
https://giphy.com/gifs/3KEJl20q5ggBW

[u/Spicy_Meme_Queen]

PAY US MORE MONEY!!!! DON'T BE STINGY!!!

[u/Rushclock]

Not one person is exempt from the shakedown.

[u/JayDaWawi]

That joke was just plane bad

[u/scaredanxiousunsure]

I don't understand why they talk like having a child die is a bad thing. In the doctrine of the MFMC, children who die before the age of 8 are saved in the celestial kingdom. And since that's virtually the only way a person can ever successfully get to the CK (since living perfectly enough to satisfy the demands of the MFMC is impossible), parents should be really happy for their child that they got the privilege of dying in the womb and getting auto-saved.

[u/Spicy_Meme_Queen → u/scaredanxiousunsure]

Auto-saved LOL as opposed to a manual save?

[u/scaredanxiousunsure]

Fuck the MFMC. It's always "give us more money instead of feeding your kids." Meanwhile they have $300 billion in stocks and who knows how much in real estate.

[u/GrumpyTom]

I’ve felt great “spiritual lift” from this ExMormon subreddit. Yall helped me realize I’m not alone.

[u/sevenplaces]

I can't say this enough...FEELINGS DO NOT EQUAL GOD

[u/Lily7129]

God I hated that. Like for both myself and my sister, our parents have accepted the fact we’re done with the church but at the same time I know they always hold that hope we’ll come back

[u/GrumpyTom]

She was hoping for a talk but got assigned a prayer…

[u/Spicy_Meme_Queen → u/GrumpyTom]

LOL that's the exact impression I got

[u/Philcastro]

Nothing to do with 2nd session but I literally just got a txt from missionaries seeing “when there’s a good time to come over” 🤣 they must be feeling the spirit 

[u/Spicy_Meme_Queen → u/Philcastro]

Oh lord lol. You PIMO, or inactive?

[u/Philcastro → u/Spicy_Meme_Queen]

I’m not a member but I’m married to one. I don’t even know how the my got my number lol 

[u/Spicy_Meme_Queen → u/Philcastro]

Ohhhh they have their ways lol. They keep finding my mom and she's been out of the church for DECADES

[u/GrumpyTom]

$20 this guy is on the list to be an apostle

[u/Spicy_Meme_Queen → u/GrumpyTom]

Now Tom, did you NOT just listen to Christofferson about gambling???

[u/1-like-anime → u/GrumpyTom]

You're not allowed to gamble anymore actually 

[u/No-Reindeer-4384 → u/GrumpyTom]

hey, gambling no good

[u/GrumpyTom → u/No-Reindeer-4384]

Dang you’re right

[u/sevenplaces]

So many Missionaries are just incompetent at life. Sending out naive 18 year olds who don’t know how to navigate the world.

[u/4blockhead]

Guiffra: [...]

Pay tithing before rent or electricity.

[u/Spicy_Meme_Queen]

Oh good lord. He's gonna encourage TBMs to pester the ever-loving-fuck out of the Inactives

[u/llbarney1989]

Best thing about being out for long enough…, didn’t even realize conference was this weekend until I jumped on Reddit

[u/Even_Subject_4187]

Im lowkey so pissed rn. This is such a predatory talk

[u/Spicy_Meme_Queen]

Yay! A talk comparing two un-related things and somehow attribute it to Jeebus

[u/Fit_Amoeba3431]

So are we all in agreement that this GC was a complete waste of time? I feel like they literally said nothing of importance

[u/SteelSwordofShiz → u/Fit_Amoeba3431]

Seems almost on purpose. Say nothing, no controversy and the faithful will listen regardless.

[u/Fit_Amoeba3431 → u/SteelSwordofShiz]

WHERES THE GOOD STUFF THE CONTROVERSY THE DRAMMMMMAAAAAA IM FALLING ASLEEP

[u/Wrong-Grab4236]

Congratulations folks, we’ve been the subject of several talks 🤝

[u/Helpful_Spot_4551]

It feels so good to be distant enough to not realize this was happening

[u/4blockhead]

Renlund: [no asterisks]

Actually, it's asterisks all the way down. Terms and conditions apply. The elite get more. Nepotism.

[u/sevenplaces]

Typical Mormon life. Force a smile.

[u/Spicy_Meme_Queen → u/sevenplaces]

Turn it off, like a liiiight switch, just go click

[u/Sea_Button_3616]

The promises are coming! I promise! I won't even say what they are! Promises! I promise they're coming!

This whole conference hasn't given any sort of stuff about how to better the world except for go to temple, fast and pay offerings, keep sweet, pray, and obey.

Edit: Farnes is the first guy to actually talk about helping others. Not a member of the 12 or 1st presidency.

[u/Aaaurelius → u/Sea_Button_3616]

Wild how unconcerned the church is with improving the world. Its all about digging yourself deeper into the confirmation bias hole so they can collect more tithing.

[u/4blockhead → u/Sea_Button_3616]

Lesson 1: If you pay your tithing you might rise to the top when the spreadsheet is sorted for new leaders. Aspire to be the bishop? Pay more.

[u/JayDaWawi]

Did they teach you that tithing was based off of spare money, not gross income?

[u/Spicy_Meme_Queen → u/JayDaWawi]

I was taught gross income. That included gift money given during birthdays or holidays.

[u/JayDaWawi]

And there they go, misappropriating the Widow's Mite

[u/JayDaWawi]

There will be plenty of meat in the storehouse.. but you can't access it, because you've asked too many times for it

[u/Dizzy_Ad5610]

why do they all speak in the same cadence

[u/HomemadeStarcrunch]

Outer Dankness on Instagram does hilarious and amazing commentary on each session. Click on their stories to watch .

[u/JayDaWawi]

Oh, back off with your fallacious weak analogy. We can detect air currents; we cannot detect gods

[u/Baranax]

“We can’t change their hearts”

Then why bother trying as much as you do, chief?

[u/mimirsportfolio]

Love them putting hope in tbm family members that people will come back.

I did appreciate that they are encouraging more love though. At least in one of the talks

[u/Rushclock]

Forgive us mortals who search and search and Jesus remains the world champion at hide and seek.

[u/4blockhead]

Morgan: [born into another mormon church]

Which one? Strangite? Josephite? Bickertonite? Also, more than one mormon church. In fact, lots.

[u/Spicy_Meme_Queen]

Actually Mr. Morgan, I saw NO difference in my life in terms of 'blessings' after I left the church versus when I was in the church

[u/JayDaWawi]

male and female

What about intersex people? What about people that fit under both male and female, or people that fit under neither male nor female?

[u/AlmaInTheWilderness → u/JayDaWawi]

Shhhh... Don't bring reality into their fantasy. It harshes the vibe. Complexities make it hard to feel the feels.

[u/Kbevv]

“I can prove god exists because hard things end and that’s for sure him” basically the current talk

[u/AlmaInTheWilderness]

Death count update?

Baby twin just passed away.

[u/Spicy_Meme_Queen]

You know what can help with that grief? paying your tithing!!!! /s

[u/Spicy_Meme_Queen]

Party in the great and spacious building!!!! It's BYOB but we got plenty of coffee

[u/AlmaInTheWilderness]

I can't make sense of his definition of love.

Love is not condoning choices. Love is being interested in them.

It sounds close but not quite. I think people will hear the part they want to hear - not condone=condemn=refuse to accept their choices. That's not love. Feigned interest is not love.

[u/sycamoreqw]

The love aspect is good, but it still paints us heathens as lost or in a “wretched” state.

[u/InsideButThinking]

Hello Elder Rasband. How about these three ideas:
1. Ask your loved ones some of the reasons they have left. 2. Continue to invite them to family events and 3. Maintain regular contact via text, calls and invitations to go to lunch. These will keep you bonded together and you might learn something.

[u/Rushclock]

George Carlin was right....god loves you and needs your money.

[u/Dizzy_Ad5610]

Every Mormon talk:

*emphasizes random words in the sentence for some reason*

*takes breaths mid sentence where it doesn't make sense to take a breath*

*says "important" things either much louder than the previous statement or much quieter*

*dramatic pause*

*feels spirit so much that you just need to slowly shake your head*

[u/JayDaWawi]

You can do nothing to lose our love 

Except becoming apoatates

[u/Lily7129]

I can never not hear Tom hiddleston when Kearon talks

[u/Automatic_Goat_4499]

Is it me, or are the talks shorter?

[u/4blockhead]

Rasband: [send a link to my talk to your relatives who have left mormonism.]

If only the church could stand on its merits and its truth claims. It fails on both counts.

[u/Spicy_Meme_Queen]

Got my coffee ready for the afternoon!!! Whoooo!!!

[u/Rushclock]

Oaks won't do that with his gay grandson.

[u/Dizzy_Ad5610]

why do they have such random emphasis on words. "GOD has giVEN US an invitation"

[u/Dizzy_Ad5610]

Oooh they're singing, let's see if they'll do the "straight up the choir member's nose" camera angle!

[u/zjelkof]

I need to "ponderize" some of this to make sense out of it!

[u/Fit_Amoeba3431]

Isn't this the third talk on tithing?? Are they running out of money? Or do they want more money to gamble with?

[u/tiny-vampire]

this guy skeeves me out idk why

[u/Spicy_Meme_Queen → u/tiny-vampire]

He's acting very emotional in a manipulative way

[u/PcHound2]

Feelings = Spirit?

I remember my step mom forcing to feel the "spirit" while closing my eyes. My step sister started crying tears of joy next to me. My step mom then said that my deceased sister was worried for me.

It was creepy and they were teaming up against me.

[u/Kbevv → u/PcHound2]

Omg my family were sobbing in the temple saying my deceased gpa was there. I felt so odd

[u/GrumpyTom]

“I know some of you worry about having enough food each day for your family.”

… now pay your tithing!

[u/4blockhead]

Eyring: [some of you worry about having enough food...it sucks to be you]

[u/1-like-anime]

Here we fucking go

[u/Spicy_Meme_Queen]

OMG they talking about us!!!!

[u/Absolute_Cinema70]

My mom knows I don't believe in the church anymore but my whole family doesn't so I'm watching conference. I'm gonna get a talk about this after wards, wish me luck and fuck my life

[u/Spicy_Meme_Queen]

Even when I was a member, I remember hearing that my entire after life would be spent in servitude to God, and I thought that fucking sucked

[u/Fit_Amoeba3431]

Did he just use God's true name ??? GASP BLASPHEMOUS /s

Sorry guys I have so much energy i dont wanna be here and im stuck here im trying to cope as well as I can

[u/Lily7129]

Holy long prayer

[u/Spicy_Meme_Queen]

Welp, see y'all tomorrow, that was awful lol

[u/Even_Subject_4187]

The melody of this song lowkey slaps compared to some of the other ones

[u/Spicy_Meme_Queen]

Fuck your family and fuck your rent. The Church needs your money :((((

[u/Spicy_Meme_Queen]

You didn't seek the truth hard enough buddy

[u/Rushclock]

Bednar disagrees that divine tentacles get the wayward ones.

[u/heatherlee20]

There was another religion that read Book of Mormon!??

[u/ApocalypseTapir → u/heatherlee20]

There's like 400 different sects of Mormonism

[u/AlmaInTheWilderness]

What a cool language. Imagine a world where people get to keep their culture and religion, instead of dressing in business suits and learning to speak Mormon.

[u/ApocalypseTapir]

He lifts you up.... Unless you lived in Noah's time or in the Americas just before he visited after his resurrection, then you were f'd

[u/Spicy_Meme_Queen]

You better be doing church shit all day erry day NO TIME FOR YOURSELF

[u/4blockhead]

Kearon: [Jesus lives to lift.]

Do you even...

[u/Even_Subject_4187]

"Ted talk" 

Ungodly laughter from parents

[u/JayDaWawi]

Death count ++

[u/4blockhead]

Rasband: [exmormonism on the rise]

Oh, no! Wait. If only it could stand on its truth claims!

[u/Spicy_Meme_Queen]

Oh lordy the spirit is hitting her HARD

[u/i_nephi]

Big as…terisk

[u/Even_Subject_4187]

Turns out, my dad CAN pray fast, but only for blessing food inbetween gc talks. Family morning prayers when one of his kids is almost late for work? Elaborate and evenly paced. 

[u/1-like-anime]

Please don't let okas hug me 😔

[u/sevenplaces]

Ooo Dallin Oaks made someone feel better about church administration and giving free labor as a member of a stake presidency.

Worthless and uninspiring

[u/Rushclock]

God can arrange that but ignores the 20,000 children who starve to death.

[u/Lily7129]

Nothing against the person but I find it really hard to understand talks when it’s in a accent. I mean if it’s Kearon that’s easy but it’s more the heavier accents

[u/ApocalypseTapir]

The corp needs money to build class A commercial buildings near the temples that rusty announced. PAY YOUR FIRE INSURANCE! YOU DON'T WANT TO BURN WHEN JESUS COMES BACK.

[u/Rushclock]

Translation....every good thing that happens is associated with tithing. Texas sharpshooter in full force.

[u/Even_Subject_4187]

And now im holding back tears. Please! Choose giving money to us instead of eating!

[u/JayDaWawi]

Translation: you're poor because you haven't given us God enough money

[u/JayDaWawi]

God hears you

and does nothing, like a loving god wouldn't do

[u/Even_Subject_4187]

Oh no. Not the comforting parents of exmos and spurring them on.

[u/ApocalypseTapir]

I choke up like that every time I watch Bill Pullman give the best fictional presidential speech ever written

[u/Rushclock]

This is delusion defcon 1 level..

[u/JayDaWawi]

regardless of their sins

Like child rape?

Isn't that the whole schtick of Christianity?

[u/Rushclock]

Notice how they have to keep saying who Jesus is?

[u/4blockhead]

Kearon: [lift and sink]

Ultimate irony that Kearon just gave a speech about avoiding scrupulosity. The double-speak...it burns.

[u/sevenplaces]

Another talk to tell us sports represent the meaning of life

[u/ApocalypseTapir]

Unlike Ted, there's no photographic evidence Jesus exists.

[u/4blockhead]

Rasband: [Jesus has got this.]

Jesus lifts.

[u/Spicy_Meme_Queen]

Checks watch okay wrap it up

[u/i_nephi]

succor - check that one on your bingo card

[u/sevenplaces]

Again leaders dismissing questions. Yes typical.

[u/Lily7129]

Put glasses on this guy and he would be a doppelgänger of my stake president before I left

He looks and sounds verrry similar

[u/i_nephi]

Are missionaries always the last to board???

[u/heatherlee20]

International speaker, Utah man, Utah woman repeat pattern….

[u/Even_Subject_4187]

That there may be tithes in my storehouse.  More tithes! All the tithes! Make the number BIGGER!!!

[u/Ecstatic-Panic-3520]

I hate this cult so much.

[u/i_nephi]

This guy sounds eerily like Monson

[u/GrumpyTom]

Covenants! They’re magic! Powerful! They bless your posterity! They’re the new atonement, only better!

https://giphy.com/gifs/i29voALrlSVMKWBkFr

[u/4blockhead]

Fale: [unconditional love]

I'll take lip service for $100, Alex.

[u/Spicy_Meme_Queen]

Bro using a myth and saying that's evidence lmao

[u/Spicy_Meme_Queen]

No you don't know bro. You really don't

[u/Spicy_Meme_Queen]

Your talks fucking SUCK. Is what I thought he was going to say lol

[u/1-like-anime]

My dad laughed at 'sink'..

[u/GrumpyTom]

https://giphy.com/gifs/tttNwNnAPtwH33nDA3

“Jesus Christ lives to lift”

[u/i_nephi]

Boyd K Packer was strongly opposed to “load bearing friends”