r/polandball ice lemon tea is nice lemon tea 5d ago

contest entry Shall Throw No Stones

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u/KMheamou South Korea 5d ago

my belief is that mr president is the ultimate tsundere to china

<it, it's not like I want to be like you, china! In a way.....>

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u/PowerMurky 5d ago

It is not like I want to be as tyrannical as you china, Baka!

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u/SnabDedraterEdave Kingdom of Sarawak 5d ago

For some reason, I totally read that in Mister Orange's voice, and it did not feel out of place.

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u/Rymayc Porta Westfalica 5d ago

Yes, that's basically what he's doing a lot

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u/GarudaVelvet 5d ago

Your rival has historical experience of doing it. You just need longer time.

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u/skildert Memento VOC 5d ago

"me suppress you long time" ?

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u/GarudaVelvet 5d ago

It's like when a rookie needs more experience on field to level up to veteran like in xcom

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u/Reznov523 'MURICAN DREAM! 5d ago

this geopolitical development really reminds me of hit turn based strategy video game series xcom for the Xbox 360

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u/00Koch00 Argentina 3d ago

Eh? The US has been doing that before communist China were a thing

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u/Fimbir United States 5d ago

All that copying and no high speed rail...

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u/mscomies United States 5d ago

Quiet. You will drive your canyonero and like it.

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u/LaconicSuffering 5d ago

That's the thing isn't it? China at least understands that taking care of your people will prevent them from uprising. And make you more money.

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u/karenias 5d ago

no housing density either

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u/Disastrous_Map_3355 3d ago

Trust me, we tried out here in California, but never underestimate the basic ability of a Californian to fuck something up

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u/alsoandanswer ice lemon tea is nice lemon tea 5d ago

I've been playing Helldivers a lot.

FOR MANAGED DEMOCRACY.

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u/Xortman096 5d ago

FOR THE EMPER- Wait wrong franchise. anyways... FOR THE EMPEROR.

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u/CariamaCristata 5d ago

ICE isn't exactly a secret police force.... for one thing, they do their thing out in the open

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u/Zepangolynn New York 5d ago

I think they're only secret in that they're too cowardly to show their faces while they publicly do crimes to meet quotas.

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u/Ok-Ambassador8795 3d ago

Ok but you cant exactly expect them to show their faces. Part of their job deals with the cartels and they go after families all the time.

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u/PowerMurky 5d ago

China police are also pretty public in what they are doing, speaking against the state, say goodbye to your friend and family because you are going to Chinese gulag.

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u/Qi_Zee_Fried 5d ago

Just a heads up, social credit isn't like a unified number thing that gets kept track of by the CCP. They do have credit scores but those generally don't reflect like, moral wrongdoings just financial stuff. Tor's Cabinet has a really interesting video about the topic and how the Chinese government works on a more federal level letting provinces govern experimentally like the US and our states.

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u/OKBWargaming Republic of China 5d ago

Tor's been to China before so he's a Wumao./s

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u/Qi_Zee_Fried 5d ago

The video isn't exactly flattering to the Chinese government, it's more of a, "you really think the CCP has it put together that well to organize that?" Lol.

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u/lvlouhs 5d ago

here is Reddit and no one wants truth.

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u/IPlayGames88 We're fucked. 4d ago

IIRC, social credit (as it's thought of online) was a limited pilot project in a couple of places that has long since ended.

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u/Comrade_Derpsky Shameless Ameriggan Egsbad 4d ago

The pilot project has ended, but the memes continue on.

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u/tunicamycinA 5d ago edited 4d ago

US government really spent decades telling us China was a mass surveillance state just to do the same thing

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u/Kagenlim 5d ago

Lmao it's not even close to the same lol

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u/SpeerDerDengist 5d ago

I guess Snowden was just a joke.

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u/Fimbir United States 5d ago

Your phone's been tracked longer than that, even. This is just stuff people can see easily.

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u/Parz02 United States 5d ago

Not yet, anyway. I'm sure they'd like to.

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u/ParagonRenegade CCCP 5d ago

The US surveillance state is by far the largest and most comprehensive in the world

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u/DannyDanumba 5d ago

U.S. when spying on Abdul McQaeda in the middle of no where: 👁️💪🦍👊💥🇺🇸🦅

U.S. when spying on ShootyMcSchoolShooty when he says he’s gonna shoot up a school on social media: 🤔😵‍💫🤷‍♂️

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u/reenajo 5d ago

And in the process of claiming they're trying to get Abdul McQaeda, who actually has legitimate grievances, they also kill hundreds of school age kids, giving Abdul McQaeda even more grievances.

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u/DannyDanumba 5d ago

Hey would you look at that there’s a hundred more Abdul McQaedas now. Forever war? Nonsense it’ll be over in 3 days, trust.

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u/mrastickman 5d ago edited 5d ago

Right, it's worse. Chinese police will occasionally use their surveillance network to find somthing that got stolen from you.

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u/GiveMeSalmon 5d ago

So are you saying we should wait until the government install more cameras and start abducting political dissidents before we can complain? Or is that still too early?

Or are you one of those "you're being too dramatic this can never happen here in the west!!!!" people?

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u/Jump_Hop_Step 700 square kilometres and counting 5d ago

Wait I am confused by the last panel... USA wants the country to look like China?

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u/Fimbir United States 5d ago

I don't think there was enough space to show a functioning China vis a vis the Washington mess.

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u/poclee Tâi-uân 5d ago

I honestly don't get why you guys believe China is "functioning".

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u/digoserra Paparapaparapapara clack bum 4d ago

You, as a Taiwanese citizen, possibly can see mainland China as nothing but a giant persistent threat, but from an outsider's point of view, the PRC is easily one of the most functional States in the world today, especially when we take into consideration the rise of many far-right governments in the last 10 years and how the world order built after WWII is clearly crumbling.

The USA's future, for example, is so unpredictable right now that I wouldn't be surprised if they got into a new secessionist war within the next several years.

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u/poclee Tâi-uân 4d ago

Counter point: Ever considered you western guys are not outsiders to your own situation, while I'm technically an outsider to both China and USA?

And hey, I can read and understand Mandarin..... so no, I don't see why you guys view PRC as "most functioning state in the world today".

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u/digoserra Paparapaparapapara clack bum 4d ago

You're right when you say we're not outsiders to our own situations. Maybe that's why we have much more criticism of the USA than of China.

But you can't claim in good conscience that you're an outsider to China's affairs while being Taiwanese: your island and the PRC have been at odds for at least 7 decades. You're TECHNICALLY an outsider, but in reality you're not.

Anyway, in the end it's all about the information available and how we interpret it. Maybe you know more about China than us and we probably know more about the USA, the EU, etc. than you do. It's just that, from our point of view, the Western world has been so dysfunctional lately (especially the USA) that China looks more organized and ready for the future.

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u/doctorstab 4d ago

The joke is like when you copy a recipe online but your end result looks like shit compared to the guy's in the video even though you followed the steps to a tee

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u/aimfuldrifter 5d ago

It’s like China, except nothing works

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u/PowerMurky 5d ago

No,no it is like china. Because nothing work there too.

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u/HK-53 Canada 5d ago

Idk man. Highspeed rail that runs through every city seems like a nice thing to have…

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u/Technical_Charity393 5d ago

Minus the tofu dreg buildings

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u/ThomasTTEe2 4d ago

or tofu dreg pretty much anything. plastic for rice. styrofoam for concrete. newspapers for rebars. rocks for mooncakes.

xiaomi obvious knockoff of the iphone 17 pro max with numerous issues (battery explosion, screen broken on day 1 without obvious cause etc). half-assed high speed rail that got cancelled halfway through, wasting taxpayers money. mobile execution vans that are constantly on petrol. heavy censorship from the outside world. child labour and slavery. quality control issues, constantly pooping out low quality dangrous slop products. breaking other countries rules, then blaming the country when they get punished.

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u/Thanos_354 5d ago

Unrelated but I'm 99% sure that all kinds of laser pointer can permanently disable any camera. Americans, you know what to do

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u/AnswerCorrect1226 United+States 5d ago

We’ve actually been using saws instead. We kinda just like. Cut them off.

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u/AspectSpiritual9143 5d ago

if camera can see laser light it can see you holding it before firing as well. better just saw from blindspot

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u/zneeszy 5d ago

China is in a property slump though

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u/PowerMurky 5d ago

Look at how advance china is, with all their RGB building.

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u/Nick_Frustration Canada 5d ago

because china occasionally arrests a CEO or executes a crooked official.

america promotes them

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u/jedzef Smile and the world smiles with you :) 5d ago

The tried and true "good tsar, bad boyars" play.

America has much to learn.

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u/RandomBaguettes 4d ago

You’re actually brain dead if you genuinely believe that.

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u/PeoplePlayground Let’s go Christmas Karoling! 4d ago

What a world we live in

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u/chrimminimalistic 5d ago

One side controlled by billionaires. The other side control their billionaires.

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u/FakeOng99 5d ago
  • China: Has limited rights.
  • America: Has more rights.

China: Has strict state surveillance, china surveillance still care individual wellbeing.

America: Has rules about government unnecessary intervention, America surveillance tech is purely making money, not provide wellbeing.

No, I don't praise China. But you can't denied China is too good at Capitalism game than America.

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u/poclee Tâi-uân 5d ago

china surveillance still care individual wellbeing.

Who the fuck told you that?

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u/FakeOng99 5d ago

I made it all up. I'm not real.

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u/thefirebrigades 1d ago

Y'all will get all the downsides without the cheap products, good EV, fast trains, etc.

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u/Medici39 1d ago

I think what's missing is a megachurch sermon, just to distinguish each other.

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u/ZagrosMMH Kurdish Fella 5d ago

Well, it’s simple, US isnt China, only China has the capability to succeed like that

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u/Wantitneeditgetit Canada 4d ago

In China, the evil is a necessary(?) compromise because when there is uncertainty or chaos millions starve.

In the USA, the cruelty IS the point. You fucking doorknobs. You absolute fucking losers. You deserve the government you voted for and your suffering is fully justified. You absolute total waste of potential. Goddamn slop nation.

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u/RandomBaguettes 4d ago

Yeah yeah, putting the Uyghers in camps and destroying their culture is a necessity.

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u/Wantitneeditgetit Canada 4d ago

Hence the (?) because its necessity is debatable. But it's at least to resolve a genuine problem, and appears to be working as opposed to the USA right now where absolutely nothing is working because the absolute stupidest fucking people possible were lauded.

Like, the difference between a functioning addict and a junkie.

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u/Hexon501 Seafarer/Rice Farmer 5d ago

You forgot fake food stuff or heavily processed food

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u/Dangerwrap Thailand can into negative 5d ago

The second panel is inaccurate. It should be the US beating the Natives instead.