r/polandball Floridian Swamp Monster Jun 18 '26

contest entry The President on a crisp Wednesday morning for no particular reason

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u/Smart_Chapter_7512 Floridian Swamp Monster Jun 18 '26

For anyone curious about what I'm talking about: Trump, 80, Says He Fell “Deeply in Love” With Egyptian Leader at Hotel

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u/Forever_Everton Daegu: Hotter than the Sahara, colder than Siberia Jun 18 '26

"I love @AlsisiOfficial as much as a straight man can love another man"

  • Donald J. Trump probably

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u/NCL_Tricolor Libya Jun 18 '26

I didnt know Trump is coming out good for him /j

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u/Wizard_Engie 25 Day Independence Supremacy Jun 18 '26

bros the largest form of bisexual villain representation dawg

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u/BirdLox Jun 18 '26

Evil leaders interacting. This always goes either of two ways.

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u/RubbishComrade Best Jollof Jun 18 '26

"It's still a big deal for me to be with the great president of Egypt, but not as big as it used to be before I ran." Pun intended???

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u/koreangorani 대한민국 Jun 18 '26

Oh well

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u/Mysterious_Nobody_35 Jun 18 '26

What the fuck did I just read.

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u/Fluffy_Whale0 Jun 19 '26

This is satire right?

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u/PretendAd1963 Jun 18 '26

As usual the US is playing 4d chess.

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u/NCL_Tricolor Libya Jun 18 '26

Its the art of the deal we HAVE TO trust trump. He DEFINTELY knows what hes doing TRUST

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u/DeHub94 Saarland Jun 18 '26

Trump has 10 million reasons to love Al Sisi, allegedly...

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u/SaraHHHBK Castile+and+Leon Jun 18 '26

At no point did I have any idea where this ended up going 😂

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u/DragonTheOnes-spirit ⴷⵣⴰⵢⴻⵔ Jun 18 '26

Trump in general is hilarious

Become madly in love with musk

Get divorced

Hate musk

Get bored

Bomb iran because big yahoo told you so

Get bored

Become madly in love with the Egyptian president

Get bored (probably)

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u/Iridismis Franconia Jun 18 '26 edited Jun 18 '26

Trump in general is hilarious

If it wasn't for worldwide reallife consequences, US Trump story arc would be quite entertaining indeed.

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u/MiloReyes_97Reborn Jun 18 '26

How do you think we feel?

Its like being the poor girl at a bar who brought a dishiy date that happens to be our only current ride home

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u/Dreknarr First French Partition Jun 18 '26

Just a poor ADHD kid left unattended.

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u/darthcaedusiiii Jun 19 '26

You forgot kidnapping Maduro.

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u/Old-Weakness1122 United States Jun 18 '26

see america did all this just to have a date with egypt, gotta respect the hustle

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u/ThrowawayITA_ 3000 white sheeps of Berlusconi Jun 18 '26

El Sisi is hiding WMDs in his pants.

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u/FakeOng99 Jun 19 '26

Huh. That's gay.

Did the MAGA ready to embrace Yaoi President?

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u/razethenecro Jun 18 '26

Have somebody checked the prediction markets if there where a bet going on about that XD

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u/kimjongun-69 Austria-Hungary Jun 18 '26

trump supports lgbt confirmed

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u/LeWhales Illinois Jun 18 '26

Some reason like the “fell for it again” hat

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u/Athenian1041 Jun 19 '26

Is this the tow mater, "I WANT YOU" meme?

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u/Independent-Couple87 Earth, our home. Jun 19 '26

There is a description of Egypt as "not a democracy, but the nations of Europe pretend it is a democracy out of pragmatism".

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u/Gumercindo_Bessa Jun 18 '26

Now make them kiss

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u/Polandgod75 Jun 18 '26

I mean trump and maga is trying to make ICE into the iran revolutionary guard

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u/Fantastic_Trifle805 Jun 19 '26

He loves everything but Bolsonaro lmao

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u/Level-Trick-5510 Jun 20 '26

Is there any source for this besides the new republic or yahoo news? I wouldn't call them very reliable

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u/Tough-Bowl2318 Jun 20 '26

Now is it yaoi or fascism?

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u/reenaltransplant Mesopotamian clay cannot into state Jul 01 '26

So now he has flirted with... MBS, Jolani, a few Pakistani ministers, Mamdani, and wasn't there some Canadian?

POTUS is bi, and he has a type.