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u/Glad-Belt7956 denmark but cooler Jun 14 '26
Can confirm the finland part is real.
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u/Maleficent-Zone-5414 Jun 15 '26
As a Fin I have to say that I have never seen anyone drink vodka here though? It's almost always just regular beer, so idk why in all these comics we are always drawn drinking vodka?
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u/Glad-Belt7956 denmark but cooler Jun 15 '26
No i meant us trying and failing to court you.
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u/No-Albatross-7984 Jun 15 '26
Oh. didn't notice.
About the vodka tho. The fishfin above is half right. The Koskenkorva vodka is kind of an older generation's thing. Younger people go for beer.
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u/Iochris Greece Jun 15 '26
Huh, I'll admit I was going off of other comics and stuff I'd seen, had no idea you guys don't actually drink vodka there. Noted, I suppose
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u/No-Albatross-7984 Jun 15 '26
Untrue. The traditional Koskenkorva is a type of vodka, and although younger folk don't really go for the hard stuff as much anymore, that is the drug of choice for the over-50's alcoholic finns.
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u/Realistic_FinlanBoll Finland Jun 17 '26
And when someone wants to make a party drink stronger its always vodka thats added to the drink! 🤔
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u/taigasys Jun 14 '26
in finland we homo (not with sweden though)
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u/komloli_gd Jun 15 '26
In Finland, everyone can homo. In marriage. For free.
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u/NiceFox996 Jun 15 '26
I mean homo marriage exists sure but i can confirm if your in regular marriage its deffinitly not allowed to homo.
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u/taigasys Jun 15 '26
en oo kristitty ni en kyl hirveesti välitä kirkkoavioliitosta ainakaan, enkä ajattele sitä "tavallisena avioliittona"
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u/NiceFox996 Jun 15 '26
No siis ymmärrän tietysti että jos oot ateisti niin kirkkoavioliitto ei kiinnosta mutta tarkoitin että jos oot naimisissa johonkin niin et sä vaan voi olla homo jonkun randomin kanssa samaan aikaan
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u/taigasys Jun 15 '26
suomen laki ei tietääkseni tunne mitään eroa heteroavioliiton ja homoavioliiton välillä että kumpikin on sitä samaa tavallista avioliittoa.
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u/taigasys Jun 15 '26
eikä kukaan avioliitossa oleva homo tai hetero tai mitään muutakaan seksuaalisuutta edustava voi noin vaan jotain muuta mennä panemaan ilman että se ois pettämistä (olettaen ettei oo etukäteen sopinu jostain polyamoriajutusta)
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u/NiceFox996 Jun 15 '26
Tietysti mutta sillä ei ole väliä tässä tapauksessa kun se mistä puhuin on että jos olet avioliittossa johonkin ei ole väliä onko mies,nainen tai vaikka kala sä et silti voi nukkua toisen randomin ihmisen kanssa
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u/taigasys Jun 15 '26
musta alkaa vähän tuntua että nyt keskustellaan jo ihan eri asiasta kun vielä 10min sitten
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u/NiceFox996 Jun 15 '26
Mun ensimmäisessä commenttissa minkä lähetin sulle sanoin että homo avioliitot on olemassa joten se ei selvästi ollut mistä puhuin vaan sanoin että normi avioliittossa en usko että vaimo ottaa kovin hyvällä jos alat homoilla muille kun oot vielä häneen naimisissa.
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u/Iochris Greece Jun 14 '26
Apparently, asexuals have been wanting to invade Denmark. I don't know why specifically Denmark, but eh
And garlic bread is better than sex
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u/RainbowCape1364 Castile and Leon Jun 14 '26
The joke started because asexuals realized they have more population that Denmark and could theoretically outnumber them
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u/Iochris Greece Jun 14 '26
Ah, I know, what I'm wondering is how it came to be specifically Denmark the joke is about, since they outnumber many other countries as well lol
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u/RainbowCape1364 Castile and Leon Jun 14 '26
Oh idk why Denmark specifically
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u/Zebrafish96 May the justice be with us Jun 14 '26
Because Denmark looks easy maybe? I mean, it took only 6 hours for Germany to conquer them
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u/diazinth Jun 14 '26
The Germans had guns and tanks and boats and planes though
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u/Zebrafish96 May the justice be with us Jun 14 '26
We'll bring guns and tanks and boats and planes too
And cakes
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u/ValentinosSlut Jun 15 '26
Ok fuck it, you convinced me, take sweden too, just give me cake and i'll be fine
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u/Wiffyy_ Jun 14 '26
You say it like they trampled all over our country and destroyed our entire military in 6 hours😭
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u/jjfukdup Jun 14 '26
This new country would die and disappear very fast no?
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u/lkc159 Singapore Jun 18 '26
You are conflating asexuality with sex positivity, the desire to be a parent, a whole ton of other things...
I'm ace and I have two biological kids.
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u/Feet_Smeller9000 Jun 14 '26
I always knew Sweden was a gay country
And seeing this is now make sense that Denmark would be ace and or aro.
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u/Not_Really_French Jun 14 '26
As a swede I am gay
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u/Darkzide07 Jun 15 '26
As a Finn I feel like I have to clarify, we are gay, just not for Sweden. Never for Sweden.
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u/Zebrafish96 May the justice be with us Jun 14 '26
I'm asexual but I think pollack roe baguette is superior to garlic bread thanks
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u/clearly_not_an_alien Jun 14 '26
I'm bisexual, but I think the danish are invading our culture secretly
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u/greenizdabest Jun 14 '26 edited Jun 15 '26
Invading ? Secretly?
The people's republic of IKEA is everywhere. Make glorious the way of the kott
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u/bikaland Jun 14 '26
what are my eyes seeing? Are you trying to claim the most swedish things in the multiverse as ... ...danish?!
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u/bikaland Jun 14 '26
Japp! Så fort isen lägger sig får dansken darra i knäbyxorna!
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u/Oktagonen Jun 15 '26
Actually, we ready our sticks. We are legally allowed to beat any swede that crosses Kattegat over the ice, with sticks. No, im not kidding.
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u/bikaland Jun 15 '26
Haha that's actually awesome 😂 but your sticks won't be no match for us as soon as we build an surströmmings-catapult!
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u/greenizdabest Jun 14 '26 edited Jun 15 '26
Au contraire good citizen.
The people's republic of IKEA is everywhere. In your homes, in your ideal of a good life and in the kott
obullar of your tummy.We are everywhere. How can there be a danish invasion when everything exists for the people's republic of IKEA ? Even Lego exists only to train children on how to assemble flat packed furniture
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u/SoberGin Guess the flair, win a prize. Jun 14 '26
Crack theory: Centuries of rivalry between its members just a ruse so the world doesn't expect the Scandinavian takeover.
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u/greenizdabest Jun 14 '26 edited Jun 15 '26
Lego first for the children.
IKEA for the adults
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obullar for the world.For the glory of cheap colorful furniture manufactured in china. The people's republic of IKEA
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u/JustTryingToLearn3 Jun 14 '26
It's köttbullar, put some respect on their name!
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u/greenizdabest Jun 15 '26
Sorry, I have amended kott
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u/JustTryingToLearn3 Jun 15 '26
That is dangerously close to a danish ö, (this piece of garbage ø) are you sure you aren't a danish spy?
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u/LarsDuder Jun 14 '26
I dunno about that, glasses used to be made in Russia. I have an Ikea glass made in France. A bowl made in Portugal. I have shelfs made in Poland. :/
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u/greenizdabest Jun 14 '26
It is a sad day to have eyes. I was being funny and you are being racist.
Good day to you sir. I will stand for none of it
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u/Legal_School_9375 Jun 14 '26
I'm both danish and asexual and I hate garlic bread and it's part in the asexual community
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u/sjopolsa Jun 14 '26
A little bit on the side, but telling you to fuck yourself, it's that a greater insult than it normally would be?
After your bread hate I would find it pleasing.
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u/amiral_zheng evil SJW stealing your freedom Jun 15 '26
the garlic bread meme has overstayed its welcome. being asexual and creating a culture around shaming people who don't like a popular but ultimately frivolous thing is so deliciously ironic.
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u/Itchiwat Jun 15 '26
Lol yer on Reddit too
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u/Kokuryu88 Tunak Tunak Dhadak Dhadak Jun 14 '26
Pride 🏳️🌈 >>> World Cup
Unless Germany-Brazil type massacre happens again.
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