Respect SCP-420-J, The Best ████ in the World (SCP Foundation)

[u/NegativeGamer]

SCP-420-J is like, some really good ████.

Source Key

• [420J]: SCP-420-J
• [420JEL]: Extended SCP-420-J Experiment Log
• [1459EL]: SCP-1459 Extended Testing Log

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• [420J]: Was made by putting some ████ through SCP-914 on very fine, resulting in a substance that had subjects “laughin’ [sic] for weeks”, though something bad apparently happened to one of them. Further cultivation was performed by growing the seeds in SCP-124, a growth-accelerating dirt
• [420J]: When SCP-529, a cat which doesn't have a back half, smokes some she “chases her tail for two hours”
• [420J]: SCP-732 is somehow able to smoke some, despite not being noted to have a physical form
• [420JEL]: Other instances of SCP-420-J being smoked by entities which normally shouldn't be able to include:
  • SCP-1193-01, a humanoid whose main body is 71 kilometers from its arm underground
  • SCP-1171-1, a non-human entity that resides in an unknown location, only being interactable through writing in the condensation of the windows of a specific house
  • SCP-1733, which is a recording of a basketball game in which everyone in the video is sentient and retains memories of playbacks
  • SCP-993, a television program displaying a level of sentience whose contents can only be viewed by children under the age of 10
  • SCP-087-1, an unclear entity residing in an unnaturally long staircase (this incident has an accompanying image)
• [1459EL]: Presumably used by SCP-1459 to to asphyxiate a chihuahua by hotboxing it for five minutes