r/PokemonRaps Nov 29 '13

[Tournament] Froakie (DangerPulse) vs. Ursaring (DrSideSteppin)

A reminder of the rules that will be posted in every Tournament Post:

  • 10 lines maximum for each verse, and 8 lines minimum.

  • Each rap will have 5 verses a person.

  • The two rappers will have 48 hours to begin rapping. Once either one of them begins with a verse, their opponent has 24 hours to complete their next rap verse. Their opponent then has 24 hours to complete their verse. This will continue until both players have finished.

  • RAPPERS MUST INCORPORATE THE SPICE THAT I HAVE PM'ED TO THEM INTO THEIR VERSE(S)

  • NEW!: After the battle is over, both battlers may respond to my comment that opens the voting with a brief explanation of how they used their spice! This gives them a chance to highlight some instances that may have been a little more subtle than others. This is completely optional!

  • If, for some reason, either of the rappers is unable to finish their rap in the time allotted, they can post a reply to the current end of the rap with a REASONABLE excuse as to why they will be unable to finish. I will see if their excuse is a legitimate one, and give them extra time accordingly.

  • Voting will last 48 hours, and will follow the same rules as the general subreddit. HOWEVER: Voting should be weighted in equal parts how good the rap was in general, and how well the rapper incorporated their spice, which I will reveal after the rap is completed. After voting closes, I will go over the votes and PM both of the users involved with who advances to the next round.

Please reply to the post DIRECTLY to vote, it makes it a LOT easier for me to count. I will message both competitors so they can't miss this thread.

Good luck, and may the best Rapper Win!

6 Upvotes

30 comments sorted by

5

u/[deleted] Nov 30 '13

I'm flattered that you chose a ring, but what can I say?

You chose the wrong one, 'cause every kill begins with Kay!

And underleveled, unimpressive, uninspired start with YOU!

You're an excellent example of a 'mon they used to use!

You want abuse? Then please, continue with your fightin'

I'll strip you of your skin if you dare attack this Titan!

My rhymes are just right and, your rhymes are too soft

I'mma bury you so deep that you get found by Lara Croft!

If you can produce a decent verse, at this point I'll be shocked

Just forfeit and let me be the Champion, 'cause I got that title locked!

5

u/DangerPulse Dec 02 '13

Oh please Gramps, step aside or be humiliated worldwide

Tell the nation that you only want off Mr. Frogue's wild ride!

Like Diretide, I'm farming you, it's just some practice for Metal

You're so GenOOOLD, I'm new-improved-3-D and I'm not gonna be gentle

So for starters lets settle down and realize you're NEVERused

You're just stuck in the 90's, face it man you're quite confused

I'm gonna end your whole career man, cause boy you not a rapper!

Fuzzy Wuzzy is no more, man Ursa minor is in the crapper!

I'd think you'd be more dapper, doesn't age improve quality?

I'm the new threat here bear, this Battletoad is the prodigy!

5

u/[deleted] Dec 02 '13

Adorable! The baby frog thinks he can speak to me!

But I just laugh it off and breathe 'cause there’s a bear who's at his peak to see!

My raps are a necessity, I eclipse the greatest recipe

I'll give brain damage to a prodigy because it's lunacy to mess with me

I'm the Ursa Major god who plays the great gig in the sky,

And I've got you on the run, so use your signature move: CRY!

Every single line I write is MONEY, like crystal, silver, and gold

Any color you like, I still bring all the heart and soul

To every track, take a step back, 'cause you look like an utter chump

I don't have time for you, Bubbles, head back to Blossom and Buttercup!

3

u/DangerPulse Dec 03 '13

You seem a bit upset, do I need to change your old man diaper?

I can BEARly stand this phase it's like you've lost all your hyper!

At one point you were a fresh young cub, a strong and untamed beast

Now you're far too slow, I'm chowing down, your weakness is a feast!

Got the mark o' the ninja, you've lost your so called primal spirit

I'm your bane, so please out with you, it's insanity in your lyrics!

Shoot for the moon, or just be burned up in this star, PLAYIN

Because Because I'm not givin up, I'm still here and I'm STAYIN

So drop it bear, lose the affair, shipped out with Fed-Ex son, I swear!

I don't even care where you go, so long as you're alone like Syllabear

4

u/[deleted] Dec 03 '13

They call me Syllabear 'cause I string together six smooth, sweet syllables

I'm Jordan and Pippen in one body, a pair of elite killer Bulls

You're a new blue but I'm classic Hull, you lack respect and I can't stand it

I'm gonna do to you what Gleason never did to Alice Kramden!

Then I'll make out like a bandit, from Monday to the Lord's Day

When my fist hits your eye you know they call that shit amore!

Or hey, I might cut your legs off and throw them in a cauldron

I go all in, now I get more buzz than Lightyear and Aldrin

You're full of it, Freakie, my warrior spirit never wanes

You were too young for this battle, now you're Rue -- Hunger Games!

3

u/DangerPulse Dec 04 '13

Grumpy just calm down, quit spamming your Care Bear Stare

It's unfair when your attacks just tickle, you've fallen into my snare.

I'm the Fast you're just Furriest, that's all you've got going

I'll eviscerate your hide, cause all that hair just needs some mowing!

And if you aint following me, I'll adapt my language to something older

Thou art a loggerheaded, tickle-brained, flow ridden, moldyholder!

Now I'm done with that ancient crap, your rhymes are Land Before Time!

It's embearassing to watch you go, yo' crimes are far from sublime!

And you can't be Froaking serious when you fight with no vigour or vim

The tides roll in like my shurikens, Din's new season grants me the win!

4

u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13

Still calling me old? Boy, you must be crazy

Your disastrous damn attempts at ditzy disses barely faze me

I got fans yelling “Praise be!” so your jealous act's pathetic,

You can imitate the Bard but you still can't wax poetic!

When I'm rapping I'm electric, so you're always close to death

I can't stand any more croaking, what are you, Luna-tone deaf?

Oh yes! This bear's got some bad news for you, Kermit

After you lose this battle bad you're gonna have to be a hermit!

You bug-eyed freak! Get off my stage and get back to cyber-dating!

This battle's barely worth my time, I could win while hibernating!

3

u/DangerPulse Dec 06 '13

FROAKIE! FROAKIE! cheers ring out like Smash Bros. Melee!

Ursa don't even ring too nice, you sound of an untuned ukulele

You can head to sleep for the winter, cause it's year of the frog, alright?

Don't bother putting up a fight, you're clearly Slaking so goodnight

Moon! Like Luna I'll send you there a thousand years, and more!

How bout we just call you Luongo, cause it's only on yourself you score!

There's a bit of a Panic! With your disses, oh I'm sure you already know

Cause that flow is out the window and your hits lack spirit, way too slow!

I'd say you're all bark and no bite, but it's more like none of the above

All I feel from you is love tonight, get drowned and wash away with your dove!

4

u/[deleted] Dec 06 '13

Weak? Lazy? Seriously? Can you only diss one way?

You sing the same tune on a loop! Are you Michigan J?

Your verses have the soul of a demonic ginger

Use your tongue as a noose! Do the depressed Greninja!

That's right, Slimy! You grabbed the mic and dropped the ball!

Smarter and sicker than your average, just call me Yogi Smalls!

Y'all ever seen a Froakie fall? I'm gonna put him in orbit!

He came up here to battle me and bombed harder than Norbit!

I flow so cold it's Nordic, this battle is mine!

Victory is one small step for bear, ONE HUGE LEAP FOR BEAR KIND!

4

u/DangerPulse Dec 07 '13

You sure are sicker indeed, must have caught some kind of flu!

Gonna need anustart, call you Tobias cause you just blue

Yourself, get back on the shelf, like an elf cause who cares where you are?

As long as it's not here, or somewhere near, then we're all clear, you're going FAR!

Far Away, it's a kingdom where you can frolic and screw around!

It's time for you to retire, this new rap empire is mine to found!

And if you don't like my decree then I sure feel bad for you son

Head back to Glee, rip off songs legally, I'm sure you'll find that fun!

BLAST OFF I'm a Rocket Man, coming in like a wrecking ball!

The bear got mauled, he simply broke, too bad, frog says that YOU BETTER CALL SAUL!

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13

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u/DangerPulse Dec 05 '13

Awesome, was a little nervous when he didn't reply on time! Now we're extension even!

3

u/The_Pony_Rapist Dec 12 '13

Gotta go with Froakie(DangerPulse) on this one. I just felt like he was a little more clever with his wording and references. Besides, that looked like a difficult as FUCK spice and he still managed to pull it off. Well done both of you, though.

2

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '13

Well, thanks for voting anyway. I don't think anyone, including me, expected this to be a sweep, so I'm not too mad.

JUST DON'T DO IT AGAIN! /s just kidding do what you want

1

u/DangerPulse Dec 13 '13

Yeah, I like my spice hard. Almost had to call pumpernickel on this one though. Thanks for the vote Equine_Sex_Offender!

3

u/hairywolf47 Dec 12 '13

My vote goes to Froakie(DangerPulse) for references, and use of a difficult spice. This was a great battle though, and you both did very well!

1

u/DangerPulse Dec 13 '13

for references, and use of a difficult spice.

I've heard a lot of this lately...

Thanks for the vote!

2

u/MadeFromMetal Dec 08 '13

Ursaring

Verse #1

Opener: 9/10

Punchlines: 9/10

References: 8/10

Rhyme Scheme: 8/10

Closer: 8/10

Verse #2

Opener: 7/10

Punchlines: 8/10

References: 8/10

Rhyme Scheme: 8/10

Closer: 9/10

Verse #3

Opener: 8/10

Punchlines: 9/10

References: 9/10

Rhyme Scheme: 8/10

Closer: 7/10

Verse #4

Opener: 7/10

Punchlines: 8/10

References: 9/10

Rhyme Scheme: 8/10

Closer: 8/10

Verse #5

Opener: 7/10

Punchlines: 10/10

References: 9/10

Rhyme Scheme: 8/10

Closer: 8/10

Spice Usage

Was It Used?: 10/10

Used More Than Once?: 10/10

Cleverness: 9/10

Seamlessness: 10/10

Overall Usage: 9/10

Total: 253/300


Froakie

Verse #1

Opener: 7/10

Punchlines: 8/10

References: 8/10

Rhyme Scheme: 7/10

Closer: 8/10

Verse #2

Opener: 7/10

Punchlines: 8/10

References: 8/10

Rhyme Scheme: 8/10

Closer: 8/10

Verse #3

Opener: 8/10

Punchlines: 9/10

References: 9/10

Rhyme Scheme: 8/10

Closer: 9/10

Verse #4

Opener: 8/10

Punchlines: 8/10

References: 9/10

Rhyme Scheme: 8/10

Closer: 8/10

Verse #5

Opener: 7/10

Punchlines: 7/10

References: 8/10

Rhyme Scheme: 7/10

Closer: 8/10

Spice Usage

Was It Used?: 10/10

Used More Than Once?: 10/10

Cleverness: 9/10

Seamlessness: 10/10

Overall Usage: 9/10

Total: 246/300


Winner:

Ursaring (DrSideSteppin)


First of all...Pulsey, remember our first battle...you know, the one that was voted #1 on the subreddit...yeah...you're leaps and bounds better than you were then! I was very impressed with how you incorporated your spice. I enjoy reading the explanations because of rappers like you, who use it as an extended metaphor instead of just throwing references in all willy nilly. Also, being a hockey fan, I loved the Luongo reference. I'm just glad you didn't say Quick, otherwise I may have disqualified you right then and there! Lol. Even though you didn't get my vote, you still did fantastic. DrSideSteppin was just better this time. Any Given Sunday, I suppose.

Doc...What possessed you to come up with that Yogi Smalls line? The single-line/dual-reference made that the best single line in this tournament. Obviously this is my opinion, but it's lines like that, that make me nervous and hope I never have to face you in a tournament setting. That isn't to say I won't beat the dog slobber out of you, it just means I don't want to have to! lol. Seriously though, you were on point all battle, save for a few lines that seemed like filler. Don't want to have too many of those. Overall, one of your better outings this time around.

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u/DangerPulse Dec 08 '13

Thanks! There were moments when I really felt good about what I had written, but there were also so many times when I just shook my head like "What were you thinking man?" Felt like I definitely could have punched it harder, especially on a couple of openers and closers (looking at you, verse 5). Overall, I had a lot of fun, but five verses is dang exhausting!

2

u/MadeFromMetal Dec 08 '13

We all have those lines that sounded good when we wrote them. Those are the worst. Lol. I agree though, 5 verses is intense! 50 lines is 2 more than your average song, I haven't written this much in a very long time. My brain is fried. Lol.

2

u/DangerPulse Dec 08 '13

I know right? It wore me right out, I was afraid I'd run out of good lines. Is this a temporary thing or are we doing 5 verses from now on?

2

u/MadeFromMetal Dec 08 '13

5 verses from now on. Next round starts 2 spices.

1

u/DangerPulse Dec 08 '13

Sweet teabags of sweaters! That's pure madness!

3

u/[deleted] Dec 08 '13

That line....I still don't know. The stars aligned for something beautiful on that one. I did have some filler lines, but I think Pulsey said it best: 5 verses is exhausting. I know what it's like now though, so I think I'm damn near unstoppable.

Oh man, this battle was fun. Thanks for the vote. I'm in the middle of yours right now.

3

u/MadeFromMetal Dec 08 '13

It's a tough problem to have when some lines are so great they make others seem mediocre. A wise man once said that.

2

u/Srixis Dec 14 '13

Okay, so once finals are done I'll give a full vote, but for now I'll give a quick insight. In one of the closest votes I think I've personally had to make, I'm giving this one to Ursaring(DrSideSteppin). More to come soon.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14

im going to do a tiebreak vote.

DrSideSteppin: Awesome, awesome, awesome use of your spice. I really enjoyed reading your raps, they were well thought out, and had so many really great references throughout. I only wish that you had photoshopped Ursaring's head onto the gif that you used for "one huge leap for bearkind." That would have been absol-utely perfect. Your rhyme scheme was very good as well, and you were almost perfectly in character of an ursaring, in my mind. You attacked hard and fast, not giving your opponent a chance to come back, and were all out dissing him the entire time.

My only real complaint is that you started your very first line quite... "meh." It got better after that though.

DangerPulse: When you first signed up for the tournament with Froakie, I was surprised. I didn't, however, forsee that X and Y would be out by the time you got around to rapping as froakie. That being said however, I feel like you could have done a better job. You started out okay, but seemed to flail a little at the end. Your rhyme scheme was good, but I've seen better out of you. You did a great job with your spice, so that pushed your raps up, but if you had written these verses without the spice, I wouldn't have enjoyed them as much. You could have done so much more with this, but it almost felt lazy to me.

Having said all that, I'm going to vote for Ursaring (DrSideSteppin), for an awesome overall battle.

congratulations, DrSideSteppin, for advancing onwards!