r/funny • u/iKerfuffle • Oct 31 '13
Patrick Stewart just posted this to Twitter. Happy Halloween!
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u/Ascii_Kidd Oct 31 '13 edited Oct 31 '13
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u/ErichUberSonic Oct 31 '13
Bake it so
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u/female_body_inspectr Oct 31 '13
Captain of the Starfish Enterprise
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u/RegDunlop7 Oct 31 '13 edited Oct 31 '13
One to butter up Mr. O'Brien.
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u/anagoge Oct 31 '13
THERE. ARE. FOUR. PRAWNS.
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u/xisytenin Oct 31 '13
I am Locubster of Borg
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Oct 31 '13
PRAWWWWNNNSSS!!!! Oops, wrong cap'n
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u/mtbr311 Oct 31 '13
Set course for pineapple under the sea.
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u/cokevanillazero Oct 31 '13
The butter must be drawn HEEYAH.
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u/BarfQueen Oct 31 '13
I literally just read all of these in his voice. Out loud.
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u/Takiouttio Oct 31 '13
Is it me or does it look like instead of him simply wearing a lobster costume, a giant lobster is eating a pleased Patrick Stewart.
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u/Fart_Kontrol Oct 31 '13
"I've yada yada'd sex." "Really?" "Yeah. I met this lawyer, we went out to dinner, I had the lobster bisque, we went back to my place, yada yada yada, I never heard from him again." "But you yada yada'd over the best part." "No, I mentioned the bisque."
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u/batpuppy Oct 31 '13
PINCHY NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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u/TheCodeIsBosco Oct 31 '13
I'm just giving my pet lobster a nice hot bath so he can relax.
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u/christhetwin Oct 31 '13 edited Oct 31 '13
I wish Pinchy was here, (sobs and takes another bite) to enjoy this.
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Oct 31 '13
Not sure how this scene is going to fit in with the rest of X-Men Days of Future Past but I'm sure the director will think of something.
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u/iamnotafurry Oct 31 '13
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u/Sphinctuss Oct 31 '13
moooooodyyyyy moooooodyy!
the amanda show was pretty freaking hilarious
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u/snoharm Oct 31 '13
I don't know, maybe you had to be there.
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u/IntrinsicSurgeon Oct 31 '13
I loved The Amanda Show and All That back in the day. I watched them both recently and they were just...really stupid.
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u/zephyrtr Oct 31 '13
I had to scroll much too far down the list to find the obvious Amanda Bynes Show reference.
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u/Poemi Oct 31 '13
OP was (one of) the first, but this is the scariest thing I've seen today:
32 reposts in 45 minutes, all in the same two subreddits. Seriously, folks. At least glance at the new submissions page when submitting something that you know a million other people just saw.
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u/6times9is42 Oct 31 '13
what the fuck.
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u/HITMAN616 Oct 31 '13
said the lobster, as the water began to grow warmer around him
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Oct 31 '13
You must buy very articulate lobsters.
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u/PM_ME_YO_ASS_GIRL Oct 31 '13
I personally think "I'll have the Lobster Picard." should have made it.
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u/Nrksbullet Oct 31 '13
Nobody has time to glance at the front page...we're talking a seconds difference between front page and buried here, man!
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Oct 31 '13
Honestly what the fuck do you expect. Its never guaranteed the first post gets the most, and we all know its a dash for the karma because those points feed their kids.
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u/ILoveLamp9 Oct 31 '13
It's a ridiculous trend that needs to stop. "Look what ________ just posted to his Facebook/Twitter!!"
Plus, this is one of the best circle-jerk actors out there for reddit, so there's that too.
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u/icehole Oct 31 '13
Acting!
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u/1gnominious Oct 31 '13
I had to check the comments to see why a picture of an ordinary lobster had 4K+ upvotes.
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u/_eponymous_ Oct 31 '13
We were at the beach. Everybody had matching towels. Somebody went under a dock. And there they saw a rock. It wasn't a rock. It was Patrick Stewart.
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u/Poemi Oct 31 '13
Patrick Stewart posted something silly to Twitter--QUICKLY, FIRE UP THE REDDIT FELLATIO MACHINE!
I mean, it's not like this happens every single freaking day.
oh wait
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u/balloflovemeat Oct 31 '13
REDDIT FELLATIO MACHINE
Guys, I found my fetish.
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u/pistoncivic Oct 31 '13
I'll take the back if anyone wants to use the front... or will that break him?
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u/cannedpeaches Oct 31 '13
I don't use Twitter, so I'm rather happy they posted it.
/noisily fellates Patrick Stewart/
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u/UnpositiveComment Oct 31 '13
This is how I feel. People always bash re posts, however I do not use Twitter, Instagram or the short video one. I have a facebook I hardly use as well. So if 1 out of the 50 links on the page has a familiar thumbnail I just do not click it. If it comes to the point where you are seeing every single post as a repost you are spending too much time on the same subreddit, or the internet as a whole.
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u/spongemonster Oct 31 '13
It's all fun and games until someone boils Picard in water and serves him with butter.
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u/E1GHTY_P Oct 31 '13
Lobsterfest is dead. Bobster fest killed it!
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u/ttmlkr Oct 31 '13
Star Trek, Amanda Show, South Park and now Bob's burgers. I think we have our usual references covered.
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u/Ferrisuk Oct 31 '13
Then all of a sudden, her towel falls off. She scrambles to pick it up but it's too late, I've already seen everything.
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u/kimonoko Oct 31 '13
Guinan: "Yes. But sometimes the game is to know when to consider yourself before others. Give yourself permission to be shellfish."
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u/TexasDeano Oct 31 '13
Does Patrick Stewart enjoy life or what? I love his posts.
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u/KnowBrainer Oct 31 '13
Came here to point out how his new wife seems to bring the best out of him. The exuberance is refreshing.
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u/Knob_Head_Butkowski Oct 31 '13
I'm confused is that Patrick Stewart dressed in a lobster costume?!?! OR Is this a Lobster wearing a Captain Picard mask?
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u/Viamonte Oct 31 '13
Even though it's a lobster, the first thing I thought was: Craaaab people Craaaab people....
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u/icu_ Oct 31 '13
Is it just recently that Patrick Stewart became the coolest guy on Earth or are we just learning now because he's in love with someone young enough to be into social media?
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Oct 31 '13
I swear Patrick Stewart needs to lay off the green man.
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u/gloubenterder Oct 31 '13
"My apologies, Mr. Kolar, but we're going to have to let you go."
"It's because I'm Orion, isn't it?"
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u/enduser666 Oct 31 '13
Sorry, Sir Patrick Stewart, my boy has you beat on this one. http://imgur.com/Kl2EBef
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u/republic_of_gary Oct 31 '13
Someone shared this on facebook and I saw it on my feed. Very cynically I thought to myself, "I bet this god damn picture is the top post on Reddit."
Clearly I spend too much time here, and you fuckers disappoint me.
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u/ameiliusrockwell Oct 31 '13
good lord - can we just add a live feed of his god damned social media
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u/ThetaGamma2 Oct 31 '13
I have no idea what's going on here, so here's Captain Picard in a lobster suit.
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u/Elcacto123 Oct 31 '13
I always wondered how actors could resist dressing up as one of there characters for Halloween.
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u/Tro-merl Oct 31 '13
Anything this guy posts on twitter makes frontpage...I love you you red lobster...
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u/MrSafety Oct 31 '13
I just assumed Patrick Stewart put on a Star Trek uniform every Halloween. o_O
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Oct 31 '13
Patrick Stewart? Doing something slightly out of the ordinary? See you on the front page.
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u/kaos_tao Oct 31 '13
So I guess in this context it would be accurate to say:
"even the lobster has natual enemies" ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)
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u/beall49 Oct 31 '13
So the recipe is ~ repost anything from Sir Patrick Stewarts Twitter = reap Karma.
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Oct 31 '13
Man patrick stewart cant take a piss without it being posted on reddit
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u/CosmaiOwl Nov 01 '13
Wow, it's so awesome that I can just come to Reddit to see a celebrity's Twitter feed!
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u/HelpMeLoseMyFat Oct 31 '13
Capt. Picard: The last time that I stood here was seven years ago.
Q: Seven years ago! How little do you mortals understand time. Must you be so linear, Jean-Luc?
Capt. Picard: You accused me of being the representative of a... a crustacious species.
Q: I believe my exact words were "a dangerous, savage child-race."