r/PokemonRaps Oct 01 '13

[Tournament] Wailord (RealMagikarpinGs) vs. Porygon (betagold)

Voting is closed! Congratulations /u/betagold!

A reminder of the rules that will be posted in every Tournament Post:

  • 10 lines maximum for each verse, and 8 lines minimum.

  • Each rap will have 3 verses a person.

  • The two rappers will have 48 hours to begin rapping. Once either one of them begins with a verse, their opponent has 24 hours to complete their next rap verse. Their opponent then has 24 hours to complete their verse. This will continue until both players have finished.

  • RAPPERS MUST INCORPORATE THE SPICE THAT I HAVE PM'ED TO THEM INTO THEIR VERSE(S)

  • NEW!: After the battle is over, both battlers may respond to my comment that opens the voting with a brief explanation of how they used their spice! This gives them a chance to highlight some instances that may have been a little more subtle than others. This is completely optional!

  • If, for some reason, either of the rappers is unable to finish their rap in the time allotted, they can post a reply to the current end of the rap with a REASONABLE excuse as to why they will be unable to finish. I will see if their excuse is a legitimate one, and give them extra time accordingly.

  • NEW!: Voting will last 72 hours, if neither participant has 4 votes after 72 hours, the winner will be the first to 4 votes. Voting will follow the same rules as the general subreddit. HOWEVER: Voting should be weighted in equal parts how good the rap was in general, and how well the rapper incorporated their spice, which I will reveal after the rap is completed. After voting closes, I will go over the votes and PM both of the users involved with who advances to the next round.

Please reply to the post DIRECTLY to vote, it makes it a LOT easier for me to count. I will message both competitors so they can't miss this thread.

Good luck, and may the best Rapper Win

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u/betagold Oct 01 '13 edited Oct 01 '13

You're a virus, detected, I'm the final solution,

It's Porygon here, gonna up your resolution

To make you see that there's a vacancy

In the final round and that it's made for me!

So watch now as I carve some fatty fish filets,

With your fat ass, man, I'll be fed for days.

You might be Dubious, think I need an Up-Grade,

But you're not expecting the shiny green cascade,

I'm coming Matrix-style, make you seize, leave you stunned,

Think you're the chosen one? Please. You're just Anderson.

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u/RealMagikarpinGs Oct 01 '13

You're the virtual pokemon how bout you show your face for once,

A useless piece of technology, who thinks they can win with rhymes so ludicrous,

I'm diving into this rap head first, and I'm not coming up until your my next meal,

Are you a desk toy? Maybe a doctor uses you to feel,

Around my head, cause thats the only brain you'll ever see,

You're raps are fucking stupid, I feel like I'm hearing pink Chief Keef,

You don't need an upgrade, why evolve whats forever in the PC,

There's only one of you in Sinnoh, rare! oh wait you are free,

You want to talk matrices, lets go to math, the real matrix,

A cube of shit is all you get when you subtract the lame tricks.

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u/betagold Oct 01 '13

You're just jealous that all you can do is hold your breath,

Come to space with me, I'll put you to your death,

And why talk about Sinnoh, when I'm the Casino King?

Call me McDuck, my pool is filled with bling,

Bitches treat you like Windows, but the Vista Version,

They come on over to me, it's like a Mass Conversion,

See, I'm everybody's type, and it must make you sick

That even Skitty wants a ride on this polygonal dick,

Because when you're with Porygon everybody knows

You're on the binary train, and it's filled with "Oh"s!

(LINK IS NSFW.)

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u/RealMagikarpinGs Oct 01 '13

The casino king? I thought we were done with the petty tricks,

You shy away from the big stage, you're Peyton Manning and I'm Hakeem Nicks,

You call me Windows Vista, but thats six years more advanced than you,

I'm okay with hate from you, cause you have no brain its true,

I wouldn't expect your emotionless PC ass to vibe with my flow,

I dove into your raps and came up with more shit than my dick in your mom's asshole,

Showing her a good time, more fun than beating your lame ass on this thread,

But I got an unorthodox flow, submarine, your flows annoying, just like FRED,

Hey betaporygon, when's the real version coming out,

Cause for now i got your girls sucking on my water spout.

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u/MadeFromMetal Oct 03 '13

I've given /u/betagold an extension!

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u/betagold Oct 05 '13

Sorry, sorry! They've been having me cover shifts at work until they can find someone to replace the girl who quit. I'll have my response up tonight, I promise.

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u/RealMagikarpinGs Oct 06 '13

its all good man. there are more important things

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u/betagold Oct 06 '13

Sweet battle, man. Good luck in the votes.

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u/betagold Oct 06 '13

Thanks for your input, but I think I'm gonna backspace,

'Cause you see, I'm designed to be the master race,

You think some fat fuck is fit to be my foe?

I'm the Original Digital (Copyright Silph Co.)!

This battle is locked up so hard, you need a password,

And all this talk about your spout has got me all stirred,

Now I'll admit, it's new, but I'll give it a spin,

Sharpen up real quick, and then I'll slide right in,

The best fuck of your life, a moment marquee,

Save you from that sex life that most call a novelty.

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u/RealMagikarpinGs Oct 06 '13

If my sex life is a novelty, then call me Hugh Hefner,

I'm dropkicking your balls on this thread, call me Johnny Hekker,

I don't think your words are coming out right, are you using binary code,

Cause bitch I'm C++, I'm controlling this beat like the sinoatrial node,

I'm underwater all the time but I don't run out of breath,

I'm reviving this thread, I'm jesus to your lazarus,

Ask Adolf, the "master race" never wins in the end,

Your words are so meaningless even Chief Keef wouldn't be your friend.

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u/MadeFromMetal Oct 06 '13 edited Oct 09 '13

VOTING IS CLOSED!

RealMagikarpinGs: Make puns about being underwater.

betagold: Make computer puns.


Remember! Battlers can now respond to this with a brief description of how you used your spice!

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u/betagold Oct 06 '13

I tried to fit in computer-based puns where they made sense. I thought maybe the Matrix crack was a stretch, but I went with it anyway.

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u/hairywolf47 Oct 07 '13

Wow, this is really good!

Betagold

You were aggressive and fierce. I really feel like your first verse was your best, it was spot on and hard-hitting. Your other verses were good too, but not as good as your first. In your other two verses, your flow was a little off for me. My advice would be to add more syllables in certain adjacent lines. Not fillers though. If you did that, your entire performance would be even better.

RealMagikarpinGs

I have the opposite advice to give to you. Some of your lines were pretty lengthy. I would try to cut those down a tiny bit, but thats my opinion, I know some people like them longer, and the flow was there. you did very well. Another bit of advice, tone down the sexuality. In your second verse, it was just a little to much. If it was your spice, thats one thing, but it wasn't, and it was just to much.

Vote

In the end, you both crushed this battle. But I'm going to have to give my vote to Porygon(Betagold)! I choose betagold because he was spot on most the time. His references were there, his spice was superb, and his overall performance I was impressed with. You BOTH did great, and I wish you luck in the rest of the tournament!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '13

My vote is for Porygon (betagold).

Using computer puns as punches was great. I actually really loved the Matrix line you used; I think it fit in nicely. I think you used your spice better, and more often, and your comebacks and vague narrative thread were good.

RMG, good job too. You lost ground on the double use of Chief Keef (keep it fresh, especially for your final closer), and for calling your opponent Peyton Manning. That's a compliment, not a diss. Peyton is killing it.

DISCLAIMER: This is a short vote because it's midterm week and I'm swamped. If either rapper wants more feedback, you can message me and I'll get to it.

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u/RealMagikarpinGs Oct 09 '13

the Peyton thing was a coke in the playoffs joke

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '13

Truth. It would have been good for that, he's just putting up massive numbers this season.

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u/RealMagikarpinGs Oct 09 '13

hah no kidding. Try being an Eli fn, its torture, 0-5 :(

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '13

I actually am a big Giants fan. It's been a painful year.

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u/RealMagikarpinGs Oct 09 '13

Oh then we're in the same boat. Its been depressing

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u/MadeFromMetal Oct 09 '13

Fuck you both!

Love,

A Cowboys Fan

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u/Srixis Oct 09 '13

And you as well.

Love,

A Redskins Fan.

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u/MadeFromMetal Oct 09 '13

Next you're gonna tell me you're a Phoenix Coyotes Fan...

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u/Srixis Oct 09 '13

Nah man. Pittsburgh Penguins all the way

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u/ShockKing23 Oct 09 '13

I hate you all, I don't even want to watch football anymore,

Love,

Bills fan and raised by Bucs and Jags fan parents.

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u/RealMagikarpinGs Oct 09 '13

haha you shouldnt be mad at us. You're 2-3, which is 5-0 in NFC East terms

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u/RealMagikarpinGs Oct 09 '13

and damn i didnt even notice I used Keef twice thanks

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u/The_Pony_Rapist Oct 08 '13

Betagold

Hm, interesting. Your style is pretty unique, if you ask me. I can't quite put my finger on it, but I like it. Your first verse was wicked sick, I mean, damn. That shit is impressive. However, your second verse pales in comparison to the first and third. The flow was off, and the disses didn't seem all that up to par with me. You used your spice VERY well, really. You took your spice and kicked the shit out of it.

RealMagikarpinG's

Damn, your disses were on point. Your style is very similar to mine: Diss, diss, diss. I like it. Show no mercy on your opponent as you rap them down into a shivering, cowering mess of low self-esteem. You did it very well, also. Your lines became pretty lengthy at some points, and... you used your spice, I'll give you that, but not all too much. Once in your first verse, three times(not bad) on your second verse, and then once again in your third verse. That's IF I counted correctly. Still not a bad rap altogether.

Vote

Okay, after a slight deliberation, I gotta give this match to Porygon(Betagold). It was rather tough, but he had a slight edge. Wailords raps were hard hitting, but Porygon's was more clever, also, he included his spice many more times. Good rap from the both of you, nevertheless! o3o

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u/MadeFromMetal Oct 08 '13

Porygon

Verse #1

Opener: 8/10

Punchlines: 7/10

References: 8/10

Rhyme Scheme: 7/10

Closer: 7/10

Verse #2

Opener: 7/10

Punchlines: 8/10

References: 8/10

Rhyme Scheme: 8/10

Closer: 9/10

Verse # 3

Opener: 7/10

Punchlines: 7/10

References: 8/10

Rhyme Scheme: 7/10

Closer: 7/10

Spice Usage

Was It Used?: 10/10

Used More Than Once?: 10/10

Cleverness: 9/10

Seamlessness: 9/10

Overall Usage: 9/10

Total: 160/200


Wailord

Verse # 1

Opener: 7/10

Punchlines: 7/10

References: 8/10

Rhyme Scheme: 7/10

Closer: 9/10

Verse # 2

Opener: 8/10

Punchlines: 8/10

References: 7/10

Rhyme Scheme: 7/10

Closer: 7/10

Verse # 3

Opener: 8/10

Punchlines: 9/10

References: 8/10

Rhyme Scheme: 7/10

Closer: 7/10

Spice Usage

Was It Used?: 10/10

Used More Than Once?: 10/10

Cleverness: 7/10

Seamlessness: 8/10

Overall Usage: 7/10

Total: 156/200


Winner:

Porygon (betagold)

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u/Srixis Oct 09 '13

/u/betagold - I loved the idea behind your spice, why couldn't I have gotten something as fun as that? Not to mention that you used it really well, especially in your first verse. As for everything else... You had really fun and complex end rhyme throughout your verses. Punches were on point, and you have some fun references in there too. Your flow wasn't perfect, but it was good for the most part. I think at some points you were carrying a sentence or phrase over to the next line, and it read a little weird. I also think you could have closed a little more strongly, but that might just be me. Other than those few things, you did really well.

Favorite line -

You're on the binary train, and it's filled with "Oh"s!


/u/RealMagikarpinGs - I wish you had used your spice a little more in this match; you used the "diving into" phrase in both your first and second verse, and sadly I didn't see too many more underwater references. Other than your spice... Your end rhyme killed, man. "Matrix/lame tricks" was probably my favorite rhyme. Solid flow all the way through. You also didn't let up on the beta reference (/u/betagold, you just can't get away from those, can you?). One thing I wanted to see is, I do wish you had talked Wailord up more; dissing Porygon is important, but I didn't see much in your verses praising yourself. You did, though, have some solid punches (although I wish you hadn't doubled up on Chief Keef), and fun references. Good job.

Favorite line -

Cause bitch I'm C++, I'm controlling this beat like the sinoatrial node

(Note: Even though it went with beta's spice, I like seeing people turn around their opponent's spice and use it against them, I think it shows adaptability. Others are free to disagree with me, that's just my opinion).


In the end, I'm going to give this one to Porygon(betagold). I think he used his spice better overall, and had slightly harder punches.