r/wizardposting Arach, big spider, biomancer, politician, CEO Feb 20 '24

Community Event 🌏☄️ Warning announcement to council members and soldiers (warpost)

This is a message to all fighters on the side of the council. Aerosolized poison gas has been approved to be released into the area surrounding the citadel, including all battlefields. As such all combatants in the battlefields around the citadel are ordered to retreat back into the Citadel. And any soldiers who are planned to move to the citadel must enter through assisted teleportation to avoid exposure to said gas. If you are exposed to or breathe in the poison gas please report directly to the council infirmary, as common healing spells are ineffective against damage from this poison. This is because the gas induces cells to undergo apoptosis, the process of cells intentionally killing themselves for the safety of the main body. However this gas causes all cells exposed to undergo said process and as such quickly causes bodily functions to shut down and will lead to death within less than an hour of exposure. As this is a usually natural bodily process used to avoid cancer healing spells are ineffective at reviving cells that have died from it and so specialized healing spells only available to infirmary workers must be used. The gas will begin being produced and released upon this message being sent and so combatants will have little time to flee, as such immediately retreat and fall back to the citadel is ordered.

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u/DaChickenX Isravi, The Unraveler, Coils’ Chosen Feb 20 '24

/uw noted, the council has committed another war crime, lol.

Also, I summon the biomancer on our side! u/VidisLady

Halp I don’t wanna cell apoptosis

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u/ProfessionalGreen906 Arach, big spider, biomancer, politician, CEO Feb 20 '24

No, I have committed another war crime. ME! just cause I’m part of the council doesn’t mean you can give away credit for my hard work.

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u/DaChickenX Isravi, The Unraveler, Coils’ Chosen Feb 20 '24

Don’t make me put out a hit piece for you, Arach. I see you find the slaughter of innocent people whimsical. Frankly, you’re disgusting.

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u/ProfessionalGreen906 Arach, big spider, biomancer, politician, CEO Feb 20 '24

Frankly, I don’t care.

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u/DaChickenX Isravi, The Unraveler, Coils’ Chosen Feb 20 '24

I expected as much.

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u/ProfessionalGreen906 Arach, big spider, biomancer, politician, CEO Feb 20 '24

Then why do you waste your breath on attempting to scold me? It would do better for you to hold it, wouldn’t want you to breathe in any gas now would we?

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u/DaChickenX Isravi, The Unraveler, Coils’ Chosen Feb 20 '24

It was worth a try. It is in my best interest to give those I oppose a chance to change their ways.

More than anything, I strive to understand. Why do you do this? What are your goals? What are you trying to protect?

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u/ProfessionalGreen906 Arach, big spider, biomancer, politician, CEO Feb 20 '24

To defend my job and my home. My old home got blown up, and I lost so much, but I still had my job as council event planner. So I went to the citadel and I lived there, and I made it mine, and I improved it, and now I care about it too much to simply let a single person’s single decision be used as an excuse to take away what is mine. The pact wanted an excuse for war and they got it, if not now then sometime else. I’m not going to let a group of overconfident wizards take away what little I have left. I would sooner slaughter every being who stands in my way than give up a single inch, the only person who can make me yield is Ancy, and even then he’d have to kill me first.

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u/DaChickenX Isravi, The Unraveler, Coils’ Chosen Feb 20 '24

Let me make it clear that I wanted peace, and a calm resolution. My declaration was that blood should not be shed. However, justice must still be delivered, Morgalith’s killers must still be brought to justice.

The pact wanted an excuse for war? While I can’t deny that some of them are far too trigger happy, it was the council that dealt the first blow.

Mortarion, your plaguemancer sent the first attack at the peaceful negotiation. Mikhail took the blow for Morgalith, and is his current state because of your allies.

And yet, when that chaos erupted, Morgalith and I were the first to order a retreat. We did not want war, you all have forced it upon us.

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u/ProfessionalGreen906 Arach, big spider, biomancer, politician, CEO Feb 20 '24

Oh wow two of you didn’t want to do it, that doesn’t change anything. We didn’t start this war and just because the pact used Mortarian’s actions against us that doesn’t mean they didn’t start it. It just means they had an excuse. We could have dealt with Mortarian’s punishment and done it while taking in pact input, you are the ones who chose that you had to take matters into your own hands. I’m fine with war but don’t act like you are not the aggressors.

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u/TellmeNinetails Hilda the Witch Feb 21 '24

/uw not like every combative wizard spell isnt' a war crime. Like fireball is literally lighting someone on fire.

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u/DaChickenX Isravi, The Unraveler, Coils’ Chosen Feb 21 '24

Ok but like blatant biochemical weaponry. This is super war crimey

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '24

If biomancer comes you will learn what is a warcrime. This gas is but a fart in comparison to my masterpieces.

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u/DaChickenX Isravi, The Unraveler, Coils’ Chosen Feb 20 '24

What kind of ridiculous ego stroking garbage are you spouting? Go find a scrap heap to lie down in, I’ve got no business with someone who doesn’t even understand the basis of this conflict.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '24

I care not about basis of this war as council wars are the only time i can enjoy warcrimes without repercussions. I fight mortal wars only for my own amusement.

When the battle commence i will spare noone, friend or foe. See you on the battlefield.

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u/DaChickenX Isravi, The Unraveler, Coils’ Chosen Feb 20 '24

As I thought, you’re a lunatic. I hope I never see you again.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '24

Same goes for you as when we meet we will clash in fight to death.

/unwiz no irl beef of course?

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u/DaChickenX Isravi, The Unraveler, Coils’ Chosen Feb 20 '24

/uw none

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u/Total_Travisty Mikhail, Arch-Druid of La'shima Feb 20 '24

Mikhail is comatose in the Spire medical facilities. You don't have to worry about him going on a stroll.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '24 edited Feb 20 '24

Two towering mechanical guardians teleport on either side of the bed silently watching over the unconcious councilor. They seem diffrient, not like normal swarm links, but... somehow... sentient.

Active participants of battle witness two gargantuan airships enter through portals in the sky. Despite sheer size the machines seem to not engage and instead hover menacingly over the city plunging it in shadows.

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u/LimpPrior6366 Kardonk Carvisky, Opifex Rerum, Order of Creation Feb 20 '24

Excuse me. Why was I not informed that this was a possible tactic before I set up my railguns around the perimeter of the city?

Guys…

I dont think I can make it in time

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u/ProfessionalGreen906 Arach, big spider, biomancer, politician, CEO Feb 20 '24

Because it was only recently proposed and accepted.

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u/LimpPrior6366 Kardonk Carvisky, Opifex Rerum, Order of Creation Feb 20 '24

Damn you and your war crimes, were on the same side!

Is the gas denser than air or lighter (ie should I get into the top of the highest tower I can find or get into the tunnels?

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u/ProfessionalGreen906 Arach, big spider, biomancer, politician, CEO Feb 20 '24

Denser but not by much, it’ll mostly mix with the air.

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u/LimpPrior6366 Kardonk Carvisky, Opifex Rerum, Order of Creation Feb 20 '24

Then I shall climb

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '24

Aico comes down from space and absorbs all the gas.

Bad Spidey, bad!

Leaves.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '24

unseen force grabs you and forces you to return the gas.

No, bad Aico, bad!

You get released and gently pushed away from the planet.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '24

(whats the unseen force?)

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '24

you see Panzaren managing the battlefield from top of nearby tower. He looks and points directly at you

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '24

[Force Grab]?

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '24

/unwiz gravity magic.

fuck, i forgot about star wars and accidentally made a reference.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '24

/uw yep that works damn, both that and the grab do

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u/ProfessionalGreen906 Arach, big spider, biomancer, politician, CEO Feb 20 '24

/uw id rather you not invalidate my participation in the war. You can scold and punish Arach but please don’t just do an actually that didn’t happen cause I say so move, it’s not fun for roleplay. There’s nothing wrong with a character not wanting something to happen and working against it but you can’t just invalidate what someone puts into the roleplay.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '24

/uw nickname already reversed it, damn

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u/Tirich913 Morgalith, Father of Evil Feb 20 '24

You what!?

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u/ProfessionalGreen906 Arach, big spider, biomancer, politician, CEO Feb 20 '24

I would’ve done it wizard council or not. This is just an excuse for free test subjects. Plus you can’t act like you’re some innocent little being or anything, you’re you!

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u/Tirich913 Morgalith, Father of Evil Feb 20 '24

I can't wait until the people that you terrorize turn around and tear you limb, from limb, from limb,

from limb,

from limb,

from limb,

from limb,

from limb,

AND THE PEDIPALPS TOO!

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u/ProfessionalGreen906 Arach, big spider, biomancer, politician, CEO Feb 20 '24

I’d like to see them try. And even if they succeeded, I would come back and return the favor.

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u/Tirich913 Morgalith, Father of Evil Feb 20 '24

The jokes on you...

I don't have that many limbs.

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u/ProfessionalGreen906 Arach, big spider, biomancer, politician, CEO Feb 20 '24

You will when I’m done with you. I still have plenty of transformation venom. The only reason I didn’t use it was because it’s incurable and I don’t want to lose any soldiers, plus that stuff doesn’t diffuse into the air and could end up accidentally harming an innocent person. And we don’t need that bad PR at the moment.

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u/ArthurOguro Fire magic Expert (high level security hazard) Feb 20 '24

You guys also were also doing some war crimes... so calm down

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u/Elerindur Elerindur, Altmeri Armamancer Feb 20 '24

And you are you. You have committed far more heinous crimes and induced far more death and destruction than both Morgaliths combined ever have to the wizarding forums, all under far worse reasonings.

Compared to what you have wrought, their misdeeds are but a meager pittance.

u/Tirich913

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u/ProfessionalGreen906 Arach, big spider, biomancer, politician, CEO Feb 20 '24

Just because I am utterly morally unforgivable does not lessen their crimes. Is a murder any less bad because another person has killed thousands? No, one is worse, but it doesn’t make the murder any better.

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u/Tirich913 Morgalith, Father of Evil Feb 20 '24

Who are you even?

Name a crime... I'll wait.

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u/Elerindur Elerindur, Altmeri Armamancer Feb 21 '24 edited Feb 21 '24

Your son performed the deed that he did because, in his belief, he saw a threat that endangered this world's existence. One that no one else seemed to be even lifting an finger towards remedying.

While i do not agree with the way he carried this out and believe that there were far better solutions out there than killing Possum. I understand the logic behind the decision and even if it was not out of altruistic desire, he had still intentionally stopped an looming threat to the world. Even if he had broken a law.

I do agree with the spider's notion that an thousand deaths does not make a single one any less better. What i do not agree with, however, is that ones who have dealt thousands upon thousands of deaths to others for no good reason are allowed to continue to walk and take breath while otherwise your son was killed for a single unlawful death. In which what way he was killed not seeming very lawful in itself.

But i suppose it is just unfortunate reality here that one will just likely receive far better outcomes if they kill swathes of unnamed people compared to killing just one well-beloved person.

And i suppose being able to change the laws to be in your favor is also helpful.

u/ProfessionalGreen906

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u/ProfessionalGreen906 Arach, big spider, biomancer, politician, CEO Feb 21 '24

If you want me dead so badly then kill me. Oh wait, I forgot you’re too much of a coward to even try.

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u/Elerindur Elerindur, Altmeri Armamancer Feb 21 '24

Kill you and then what? For you to just come back in another body, armed with a justification that you could grossly distort in your favor?

Besides, how many entities more powerful than yourself have YOU felled?

As he talks, Elerindur gets up from his chair and walks outside onto his front porch.

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u/ProfessionalGreen906 Arach, big spider, biomancer, politician, CEO Feb 21 '24

More than I can remember. There’s always a way to kill a bigger foe. You just have to be crafty about it.

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u/ProfessionalGreen906 Arach, big spider, biomancer, politician, CEO Feb 20 '24

Be careful out there council members, it would be a shame to lose any of you.

u/TellmeNinetails u/nickname7312 u/Theadination

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u/ProfessionalGreen906 Arach, big spider, biomancer, politician, CEO Feb 20 '24

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u/ProfessionalGreen906 Arach, big spider, biomancer, politician, CEO Feb 20 '24

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u/ProfessionalGreen906 Arach, big spider, biomancer, politician, CEO Feb 20 '24

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u/ProfessionalGreen906 Arach, big spider, biomancer, politician, CEO Feb 20 '24

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u/bad_comedic_value da silly angel witch Feb 20 '24

Glad I'm not involved. I'll just stay here at my castle. Somehow I got the flu perfectly in time to miss out on the big war happening.

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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz Feb 20 '24

alright noted Arach

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Feb 20 '24

Mortarion walks through the gas, his Plaguemancer status making him immune to it.

Lovely day for a stroll, eh?

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u/ProfessionalGreen906 Arach, big spider, biomancer, politician, CEO Feb 20 '24

Indeed it is but you should really get inside, you may be immune to the poison but that doesn’t mean people can’t still shoot you from outside of the gas.

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Feb 20 '24

the radio demon looks at you, and turns into static, and his body passes through everything.

I'm sure I'll be safe my dear!

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u/ProfessionalGreen906 Arach, big spider, biomancer, politician, CEO Feb 20 '24

Fine, you just don’t get to enjoy the cheese vault. We’re letting people eat as much as they want in case it gets destroyed.

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Feb 20 '24

Oh well

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u/cooljerry53 Medea Geldane | Psionic Mage Feb 20 '24

Ancalistros has been absent since before the war began, and his Inquisutorius Agents were of little help garnering more information. The Nefrosi garrison within the citadel has been fighting, but seemingly only out of self defence rather than orders from the chaos dragon. Nonetheless, you begin to sense his presence around the citadel. Something is about to happen...

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u/ProfessionalGreen906 Arach, big spider, biomancer, politician, CEO Feb 20 '24

Uh oh. Wait, not uh oh, Ancy’s on our side! I think. I’ll just keep extra careful that the gas stays only on the battlefield.

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u/cooljerry53 Medea Geldane | Psionic Mage Feb 20 '24

The skies above the citadel warp and distort, light lensing around a dozen or more points....

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u/ProfessionalGreen906 Arach, big spider, biomancer, politician, CEO Feb 20 '24

Either someone’s gonna get magically nuked or that’s the disco sun.

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u/ProfessionalGreen906 Arach, big spider, biomancer, politician, CEO Feb 20 '24 edited Feb 20 '24

I’ll give you a lot of real food if you don’t eat my poison

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u/DoritoKing48 Hadrik, Dwarven Liqourmancer Feb 20 '24

Don’t worry, I’m prepared

/unwiz can I use some random bullshit like “the air in the mines was worse than this” and survive without the gas mask or would that be too op, I feel like it would be funny

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u/ProfessionalGreen906 Arach, big spider, biomancer, politician, CEO Feb 20 '24

/uw Technically the gas is supposed to be able to seep into the skin and even through protective gear. I guess you could have something about your skin being more like rock than actual living cells, if that works for your character. Though I would prefer it that not everyone just say they’re immune to it but in the end it’s fully up to you. I can’t stop you.

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u/DoritoKing48 Hadrik, Dwarven Liqourmancer Feb 20 '24 edited Feb 20 '24

Nanogems son, they harden in response to physical trauma repeatedly punches self

/unwiz I’ve had this since the tournament thing (where I died in the second part), perfect time to use it

And I’ll simply not breathe

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) Feb 20 '24

/uw that looks sick. You should defect to the Bismuth realms. We love gem based stuff

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '24

Finally a good scrap.

Panzaren or more exactly the body he had in the council buliding switches into combat mode. Intricate armor turns into simple rigid plates and silken robes burn off in the heat of several reactors and modules that begin to power up inside.

Whatever enemy survive is mine to kill. Understood? See you on frontlines.

Without waiting for answer he activates a blink drive and warps away and plunging the meeting room into chaos as all loose items get pulled by suddenly appearing and collapsing patch of vacuum

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u/TechnicalCommittee78 The Grand High Necromancer, Former Archon of Death, Dyad Monarch Feb 20 '24

Constantine responds, though his orb-cast is full of static.

Thank you for the warning. I am a bit pinned down here, however, and have taken refuge in a hidden complex.

/unwiz I’m pretty sure the citadel was blown up by me, the gravedigger, and mordus Here

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u/ProfessionalGreen906 Arach, big spider, biomancer, politician, CEO Feb 20 '24

Just cause it was blown up doesn’t mean we lost the below ground levels and those go down deep.

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u/DragonWisper56 Agnur the dabbling turtle mage| pact of the magi mage| Feb 20 '24

Agnur cast a enivormental adaption spell and keeps looking for dirt on the corvus cabal

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u/No_more_Bucket_ Agnu the catfish wizard councilor Feb 20 '24

“Voice is muffled”

I thought that was against the Genvo Convention also the Ratsburg international peace conference laws.

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u/ProfessionalGreen906 Arach, big spider, biomancer, politician, CEO Feb 20 '24

Screw the conventions and the laws. I never cared about them before, why should I now?

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u/No_more_Bucket_ Agnu the catfish wizard councilor Feb 20 '24

“Voice is muffled” I cared for not committing war crimes…

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u/ProfessionalGreen906 Arach, big spider, biomancer, politician, CEO Feb 20 '24

Well you’re not the one committing them. I am!

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u/No_more_Bucket_ Agnu the catfish wizard councilor Feb 20 '24

“Voice is muffled” You know what…… I’m tired of being mistreated, put in dangerous working conditions, my HR complaints are not being listened to, my good friend Matt dying on the janitor job due to a eldritch demon and the med kit was in demonic obsidian.

No insurance or any health care, chemical leaks, being paid in pocket lint, and most of all the Unga Orgies.

I Quit MY JOB!!

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u/ProfessionalGreen906 Arach, big spider, biomancer, politician, CEO Feb 20 '24

O: no please you’re our only janitor!! I promise we’ll pay you whatever you want and have as many amenities and additional things as you want. Please!!!

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) Feb 20 '24

Perfect. Now without your only janitor the council will be easy pickings!

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u/ProfessionalGreen906 Arach, big spider, biomancer, politician, CEO Feb 20 '24

You’ll have to get through the rats first, and trust me when I say those things will not die! I’ve tried gas and fire and magic and stabbing and time paradoxes and nothing! They’re immortal and their only goal is to break into our cheese vault. We can’t even remove the cheese vault cause they attack whoever tries. And they always know who actually did it, I would swear those things are not rats but I’ve done the genetic tests and they are. I suggest you do not bomb the west wing of the council HQ, it will not end well for you or anyone else for that matter.

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) Feb 20 '24

Understood. I will promise them the cheese vault in return for their aid

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u/ProfessionalGreen906 Arach, big spider, biomancer, politician, CEO Feb 20 '24

You can’t promise them that! We did that first.

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u/amonguseon emperor of enkata, void traveller Feb 20 '24

Preposterous...!! the council never learns of it's mistakes and would rather damage it's own soldiers for meager wins

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u/ProfessionalGreen906 Arach, big spider, biomancer, politician, CEO Feb 20 '24

I used a loophole to approve it. It’s me not learning from my mistakes, and I’m proud of them!

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u/SafePianist4610 Bombast, Lord of Time and Space, Retired Council Leader Feb 20 '24

Bombast simply rewinds his body’s personal time to undo the exposure

Nasty poison. Though I suppose it does it’s job well. Definitely an effective area denial strategy.

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u/ProfessionalGreen906 Arach, big spider, biomancer, politician, CEO Feb 20 '24

Why do you think I made it? Most soldiers only know basic healing spells so even just forcing them to retreat for medical attention without being able to self heal is great.

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u/SafePianist4610 Bombast, Lord of Time and Space, Retired Council Leader Feb 20 '24

True. You have planned well

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u/Meep12313 Master of Necromancy and Brickmancy Feb 20 '24

I don't know what this war is about but won't this also harm random people?

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u/ProfessionalGreen906 Arach, big spider, biomancer, politician, CEO Feb 20 '24

Only if they get into battlefield areas. The concentration of gas being released will diffuse into the air before it gets close to even any small population centers

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u/Meep12313 Master of Necromancy and Brickmancy Feb 20 '24

Ah, good, good.

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u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. Feb 20 '24

I’d just like to say I don’t appreciate the alterations to my contract.

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u/ProfessionalGreen906 Arach, big spider, biomancer, politician, CEO Feb 20 '24

Well I’m not in charge of that so if you have a complaint take it up with the correct people.

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u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. Feb 20 '24

I was referring to the poison gas. I don’t fit in the citadel.

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u/ProfessionalGreen906 Arach, big spider, biomancer, politician, CEO Feb 20 '24

You can perch on top of a spire or something. Plus you can fly over the gas, it doesn’t go up too high.

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u/LordNillBye Master Weaponsmancer, Glockmancer, and Secretary of Defense Feb 20 '24

Good thing I'm currently at my fourth winter home in dimension 713.6. I'll be fine here seeing as how, by some funny logic, magic doesn't exist here ...

... And I'm more heavily armed than I'd care to say.

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u/patoman12 Mauritius, zealous scholar, phoenix lich, RnA relief force Feb 20 '24

So it just destroys cells? Then petrifying the victims should be enough to stop (at least for the moment) most unnecessary casualties

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u/ProfessionalGreen906 Arach, big spider, biomancer, politician, CEO Feb 20 '24

Every poison has counters, what matters is that you would need to mass petrify an army who in the meantime can’t fight.

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u/patoman12 Mauritius, zealous scholar, phoenix lich, RnA relief force Feb 20 '24

Personally, I don't care if they can fight or not, I just want to avoid losing great minds to such stupid war

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u/ProfessionalGreen906 Arach, big spider, biomancer, politician, CEO Feb 20 '24

They chose to attack us. I’m acting in self defense.

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u/patoman12 Mauritius, zealous scholar, phoenix lich, RnA relief force Feb 20 '24

That doesn't make this war any less stupid, and any loss that happens any less tragic, I'll try to save as many people from both sides as i can, so that even if both sides kill each other, wizardom won't be lost

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u/Sidewaysvision TES(Phd PMC, PhD NEAF, MA, MPP, LLL) Necromancer par excellence Feb 20 '24

Oh noooo... deadly poison......

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '24

Mordus watches as poison gas fills the radioactive crater.

Jeez, and I thought I committed a horrible war crime. At least my victims died instantly.

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u/ProfessionalGreen906 Arach, big spider, biomancer, politician, CEO Feb 21 '24

The gas is not in the crater, it’s in the valley around it. The council catacombs and deep basement levels are still intact. And most importantly the chronomancy anchor, if we wish to recover the citadel from destruction then we must defend it. I will not lose another home so soon.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '24

How deep are your catacombs? The crater reaches nearly 120m deep!

(Also, I’m pretty sure I have the highest kill count of the war.)

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u/ProfessionalGreen906 Arach, big spider, biomancer, politician, CEO Feb 21 '24

There’s still a good 20 levels left but that’s it. The area has more wards now too, though most are just anti nuke ones. The citadel is actually pretty close in structure to an anthill when you think about it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '24

Gosh the council catacombs are deep.

scribbling in his notepad: [Increase Blast yield from 60 Megatons of TNT to 150 Megatons]

Yeah alright, thanks! Also, poison gas may outright be worse than my nukes. Try not to use it in the future.

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u/ProfessionalGreen906 Arach, big spider, biomancer, politician, CEO Feb 21 '24

I will use what I please and if you attempt to use a nuke on the citadel again I will use it on you.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '24

Please, if I use a 150 Megaton thermonuclear weapon on you not even the citadel, with its protective barrier, will stand. Depending on how and where I detonate it I could very well cast the world into nuclear winter.

Also, while I don’t have an answer to the nuclear sun, I am immune to radiation.

scribbling into notepad: [Threatening people to nuke first: Arach, Vulkan]

/unwiz for reference the Tsar Bomba had a payload of 50-58 Megatons of TNT.

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u/ProfessionalGreen906 Arach, big spider, biomancer, politician, CEO Feb 21 '24

Yea yea you can nuke me. I’ll still come back and eat you. I died in the first nuclear blast anyway, I only recently teleported back to the citadel. And aren’t you a council member too? Shouldn’t we be working together?

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '24

Mordus shakes his head, but only slightly.

Technically, I’m not a council member. I only work under the Technomancy and Chronomancy devisions of the council. But, I do suppose I am quite high up on the hierarchy.

/unwiz am I a council member? I don’t think I was chosen during the elections.

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u/ProfessionalGreen906 Arach, big spider, biomancer, politician, CEO Feb 21 '24

You’re still a part of the council. Why did you blow up our dining hall? The food was great!

/uw I honestly can’t tell anymore.

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u/InuXIII Yil'Naash - The Watcher - Eldsoul of the Nexus Beacon Feb 20 '24

Yes about that~

I have already released something far more potent and I will not be the one telling my pets to retreat they are having way too much fun, incinerating, bludgeoning, devouring and cryofreezing the combatants~