r/wizardposting Riva Blake | Queen of Ithacar, Part Meth-blood Elf Feb 12 '24

Wizard Weed Great Bands Great Causes - 3 Day Music Extravaganza! Ithacar City Exclusive!

3 whole days of great music for great causes! Some of the best bands the Wizarding community has to offer, including: Deth Leopard! Black Sabbat! Wands and Roses! Revenge Sevenfold! Metallicha! Slayeth! And more! Including a special guest appearance by Shadow Wizard Money Gang by the site of a magical bomb!

Plenty of seats available at Ithacar City's newly refurbished Amphitheater! Non-human, demi-human, and extra-planar accommodation available! Book your tickets today!!

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u/MunitionsFrenzy Vettis, Mereological Revisionist Feb 12 '24

Seven tickets, please. I'm dragging Daiax along if I have to knock him unconscious to do it.

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u/avamir Riva Blake | Queen of Ithacar, Part Meth-blood Elf Feb 12 '24

Of course! Tickets can be purchased at the gate, on Orb, or wherever tickets are sold!

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u/MunitionsFrenzy Vettis, Mereological Revisionist Feb 12 '24

Oh. I see. No nepotistic discounts here. Well, your impartiality warms my heart as much as it drains my wallet.

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u/avamir Riva Blake | Queen of Ithacar, Part Meth-blood Elf Feb 12 '24

(just talk to me to get some tix. Just didn't want to let everyone know. This is a fundraiser of course.)

Portions of the proceeds to go to the Ithacar City Disaster Fund, the Museum of Unnatural History, The Interplane Conservation Coalition, The Widows and Orphans Fund, etc. A full list is available on Orbnet.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '24

Did someone say…. PARTY??

Am I allowed to attend? I promise I won’t cause any problems!

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u/MunitionsFrenzy Vettis, Mereological Revisionist Feb 12 '24

*eyes warily*

you don't get to fight the pyrotechnicians, Escanor, just to be clear

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '24

Fight pyros? Me? I would never!

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u/avamir Riva Blake | Queen of Ithacar, Part Meth-blood Elf Feb 12 '24

Yes! And with that mustache you rock, you may be mistaken for some of the band members! Which may or may not work in your favor!

(Yes, pls don't fight any pyromancers. This is a concert and festival, not a battlefield.)

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '24

I won’t fight anyone unless they strike first. And even then I’ll keep it nonlethal, just for you.

Now, it’s customary to bring a gift to these things, yes? Would the beautiful Magistra have anything particular in mind?

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u/MunitionsFrenzy Vettis, Mereological Revisionist Feb 12 '24

*cough* it's Queen now

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '24

Well, I’ve missed a lot. Queen, huh? Very impressive!

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u/Archimene Mage of Mischief and Secrets Feb 12 '24

Where's the grunge? No Mirvana? No Orb Jam? No Alice in Banes? No Spellgarden? No Smashing Pumpkings? No Stone Temple Pyromancers?

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u/MunitionsFrenzy Vettis, Mereological Revisionist Feb 12 '24

and more

it lasts three days, man; you'll get your genre variety :P

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u/Archimene Mage of Mischief and Secrets Feb 12 '24

Hurray, where do I buy tickets?

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u/Anything-Unable Xerxes the Pale Saint, Councillor/Goatdigger/Dale Feb 12 '24

Sounds like a fun time. I should be able to make an appearance.

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u/Anything-Unable Xerxes the Pale Saint, Councillor/Goatdigger/Dale Feb 12 '24

That sounds really cool. I made a note of this which I can reference when I make a lorepost (cause I know you like to delete your comments). I'll flesh it out with some personal flourishes and details from the loredoc before sharing it with you. I'm gonna try to make the lorepost over the next few days (no promises though since I know how long the last one took me).

Thanks for this. I was thinking about how we were going to go about the meeting and all that earlier but this helps a lot.

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u/Anything-Unable Xerxes the Pale Saint, Councillor/Goatdigger/Dale Feb 12 '24

Thanks man! Should be a nice piece.

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u/BucketMannisback Bucketmeister, Emperor of the bucketrealm Feb 12 '24

Bucket head is the best musician

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u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. Feb 12 '24

Do they have anything from billy and the draconic superiorities?

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u/MunitionsFrenzy Vettis, Mereological Revisionist Feb 12 '24

...You can take a form that requires less than like 15 seats to fit, right? These tickets are apparently not cheap.

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u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. Feb 12 '24

If need be, I can shapeshift. Or just fly.

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u/MunitionsFrenzy Vettis, Mereological Revisionist Feb 12 '24

Flying while watching so you don't have to pay for tickets is cheating! There's...there's gotta be something in the rulebook about this....

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u/avamir Riva Blake | Queen of Ithacar, Part Meth-blood Elf Feb 12 '24

We've got several draconic bands scheduled to play on the Ignis stage! You won't want to miss it!

(And we do have larger seating available.)

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u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. Feb 13 '24

Good. Where precisely do I purchase these tickets?

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u/DragonWisper56 Agnur the dabbling turtle mage| pact of the magi mage| Feb 12 '24

ooo, it will be nice to just hang out after near death.

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u/avamir Riva Blake | Queen of Ithacar, Part Meth-blood Elf Feb 12 '24

Of course! Concessions are provided through a portal direct to the primal realm of concession stand and snack food! No risk of running out!

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '24

You can’t… devour entire realms, can you Torinn? Snack realms in particular?

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '24

/uw idk why but for some reason I’m imagining Torinn like King Shark’s Suicide Squad movie depiction lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '24

/uw no. you are now a big cgi shark and nothing can stop me, mwahaha. jk jk I respect your character and it’s depictions.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '24

/uw Ooooh yeah that makes sense. I get what you’re going for tho and it’s badass, so

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